“Carpet is nice. It's soft. And if you get the chance, you can shuffle your feet on it and shock your brother or your mom, or every once in a while you get static electricity and shock your cat.” - Dulcé Sloan

“Cheap motels, they've done carpet dirty, and they've become a representative, an unwanted representative of the dirty carpet brand.” - Josh Johnson

It’s carpet vs. hardwood floors this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson.

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