During this perineum week in-between Christmas and the New Year, we decided to take your calls. 

We thought about a lot of asking you to weigh in on some disturbing and heavy topics. In the end, and by popular demand, we decided to keep it lighter. That doesn't mean you can't call with a concern that weighs heavy on your mind. We just thought you could use a break. 

We'll get you started with one guest talking about goats and Christmas trees.