Welcome to the house pain, where we take you through the different rooms of the house and the ways you've injured yourself in them



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Join Christian O’Connell for a show full of big laughs and big heart. We'd love for you to get involved, so no matter which episode you're listening to, if you've got something to add, email Christian any time: christian@christianoconnell.com.au.

Live weekdays from 6am till 9am in Melbourne on GOLD104.3, Sydney on GOLD101.7, Brisbane on GOLD DAB+, Adelaide on GOLD DAB+, and in Perth on GOLD80s DAB+, and weeknights across Australia from 6pm till 7pm.

Join Christian O&rsquo;Connell for a show full of big laughs and big heart. We'd love for you to get involved, so no matter which episode you're listening to, if you've got something to add, email Christian any time: <a href="mailto:christian@christianoconnell.com.au">christian@christianoconnell.com.au</a>.
Live weekdays from 6am till 9am in Melbourne on GOLD104.3, Sydney on GOLD101.7, Brisbane on GOLD DAB+, Adelaide on GOLD DAB+, and in Perth on GOLD80s DAB+, and weeknights across Australia from 6pm till 7pm.

The Christian O’Connell Show

Join Christian O’Connell for a show full of big laughs and big heart. We'd love for you to get involved, so no matter which episode you're listening to, if you've got something to add, email Christian any time: christian@christianoconnell.com.au.

Join Christian O&rsquo;Connell for a show full of big laughs and big heart. We'd love for you to get involved, so no matter which episode you're listening to, if you've got something to add, email Christian any time: <a href="mailto:christian@christianoconnell.com.au">christian@christianoconnell.com.au</a>.

MINI: House of Pain

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Christian kicks things off with Monday Winners and Losers - Patsy scores front‑row tickets, Alex celebrates getting the wishbone and Christian gets made aware of “hot pelicans”. 

Plus, Signs You’re an Adult returns with sleep‑tracking shame, peg‑bag politics and listeners naming their cars. That leads into Bad Time for a Power Cut, more Australia’s Funniest Mum jokes, before the team dives into Brand Bands for At Work Time Wasters.

Christian kicks things off with Monday Winners and Losers - Patsy scores front‑row tickets, Alex celebrates getting the wishbone and Christian gets made aware of &ldquo;hot pelicans&rdquo;.&nbsp;
Plus, Signs You&rsquo;re an Adult returns with sleep‑tracking shame, peg‑bag politics and listeners naming their cars. That leads into&nbsp;Bad Time for a Power Cut, more&nbsp;Australia&rsquo;s Funniest Mum jokes, before the team dives into Brand Bands for At Work Time Wasters.

FULL: That's A Sexy Pelican

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Christian shares his encounter with a pelican in London and a funny exchange with someone from Florida about who's got the "fugly" or "gorgeous" pelicans.

Christian shares his encounter with a pelican in London and a funny exchange with someone from Florida about who's got the "fugly" or "gorgeous" pelicans.

MINI: Florida Pelicans

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Christian starts the morning questioning his star‑chart email, before diving into 3 Word Weekend.

Retro Giveaways return with the great Cordial Crisis, as the team tries to offload 37 litres of Cottee’s and callers explain why they desperately need it. That leads into Monday Menders, where listeners confess what they fixed over the weekend and whether Sydney really refuses to use dryers.

Plus, new Misheard Lyrics and May the Fourth puns in At Work Time Wasters with Star Wars Movies!

Christian starts the morning questioning his star‑chart email, before diving into 3 Word Weekend.
Retro Giveaways return with the great Cordial Crisis, as the team tries to offload 37 litres of Cottee&rsquo;s and callers explain why they desperately need it. That leads into Monday Menders, where listeners confess what they fixed over the weekend and whether Sydney really refuses to use dryers.
Plus, new Misheard Lyrics and May the Fourth puns in At Work Time Wasters with Star Wars Movies!

FULL: Ratio of Cordial to Water

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MINI: House of Pain

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