Christian kicks things off with Monday Winners and Losers - Patsy scores front‑row tickets, Alex celebrates getting the wishbone and Christian gets made aware of “hot pelicans”. 

Plus, Signs You’re an Adult returns with sleep‑tracking shame, peg‑bag politics and listeners naming their cars. That leads into Bad Time for a Power Cut, more Australia’s Funniest Mum jokes, before the team dives into Brand Bands for At Work Time Wasters.