Christian starts the morning questioning his star‑chart email, before diving into 3 Word Weekend.

Retro Giveaways return with the great Cordial Crisis, as the team tries to offload 37 litres of Cottee’s and callers explain why they desperately need it. That leads into Monday Menders, where listeners confess what they fixed over the weekend and whether Sydney really refuses to use dryers.

Plus, new Misheard Lyrics and May the Fourth puns in At Work Time Wasters with Star Wars Movies!