Slow news week, eh? Charlie, Jack, Tyler, and Blake dive into the debate about Jeffrey Epstein that is splitting the base. They ask what can be done to restore harmony, then ask:

-Did DEI up the death toll in the Texas floods?

-Will AI celebrity deepfakes trick your parents into giving away all their money?

-What's the most objectionable part of Zohran Mamdani, and why is it him eating rice with his bare hands?

-What is the "4 a.m. Club" and is it the female liberal Qanon?

-Did Fruit of the Loom have a cornucopia in it back in the day, or not, or did reality bend to hide the truth?