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What a happy Tuesday to you, the twenty fifth day of the month of March, the last Tuesday without baseball for a while. Opening Day just a couple of days away. So we begin our number four here with NFL's scuttle. But why would Kirk Cousins want to wait? Want to wait until after the NFL Draft to be traded from the Falcons? Also, what do you make of quarterback cam Ward telling the Tennessee Titans that he is solidifying himself as the top pick at Miami's Pro Day. And we'll losso discuss general manager Elliott Wolf telling season ticket hole there's the Patriots will take the quote best player available in next month's draft. How does that play with the bass? We'll get to all of that and more right now. Have a wonderful Tuesday. Thank you for supporting the Pod and here is our number four. It's all the rage in the NFL dot. Don't hurry up and make a decision, take your time, take your time, let it breathe, Let it breathe a little bit. Well, come in the beginning of another hour of the Ben Malors Show. We are in the air everywhere as friends, as we occasionally have to eat our words coast to coast, border to border in beyond on the vast and grandiosely powerful microphones of fsre emmating live from the doctor as in the doctor's office, we're broadcasting live from the tyraq dot com studios. Tract dot com will help you get there in unmatched selection, fast free shipping, free road hazard protection and over ten thousand recommended installers tyraqt dot com. The way tirebuying should be on our friend Danny DeVito, the occasional call or the show. Danny loves the show and he supports the number ten thousand. I think he lost ten thousand bucks on the NCAA tournament this past weekend. So our lead this hour. Now it's not in Aaron Rodgers monologue, but it's the same theme as Aaron Rodgers. It is a monologue from the speculation room, and we like going to the speculation room. It's a smoke filled room, a lot of cigar smoke, and that is where we theorize and speculate on the day's news. Oh the drama. So some buzz out from the Dirty South, the dirty birds making some noise here these quarterback shuffle you gotta do the shuffle. You gotta do the shoffle. So if you have not heard, maybe not, we have learned now that the Falcons backup quarterback Kirk Cousins, mister former Minnesota Viking, Kirk Cousins is likely going to wait to wait his no trade clause until after next month's NFL Draft, the NFL Draft, as it often is in the end of the month of April, and that is when Kirk Cousins will at that point say okay, now, I'm good. Now you can send me somewhere else. I'm all right now. Cousins currently the NFL's highest paid backup quarterback in one of the great debacles in recent NFL history, not quite on par with the creepy quarterback Deshaun Watson, but Kirk Cousins making a lot of money and not playing a lot of football. As we know what happened there. So now, publicly the Falcons have said that they are more than willing to hold on to Kirk Cousins, and they're not looking to trade Cousins, and they feel fine keeping him on the roster and all that. So let us discuss the question why would Kirk Cousins want to wait until after the NFL jeft rather than just find a new team right now, learn the playbook, meet with the coaches and all that. Why would he want to wait until after the draft to be traded. So I've got may Day Burger and Hormel Foods, and we will combine all of these things together and we are going to make a Fumbo Rooskie is what we're gonna make. Because the Atlanta Falcons pulled off the old fumble Rooski is what they pulled out. What are you doing? Didn't work out though? All right? So a Kirk Cousins is being The word I will use is strategic. That is the word I will use here. And it is also likely he is suffering the effects of PTSD, a little post traumatic syndrome situation here after getting the bag from Atlanta. He got there. What's in the bag? A lot of money? A lot of money in the bag. Cousins was hornswoggle. He was hornswoggle. Is the word I will use. In the twenty twenty four NFL draft, we might remember, I think you probably do remember the Michael PENNOCKX junior draft pick was at number nine overall. Atlanta taking Michael Pennox Junior from Washington State, and that was the phantom of the draft that came back to haunt quarterback Kirk Cousins. So we know how that played out. We saw it last year and Kirk melted down under the immense pressure of playing quarterback in Atlanta and he sucked at a time you cannot suck. Failing to perform in he was demoted, not fired, but demoted Pennex junior usurped him as QB number one right right there by week sixteen, So there was a quarterback change. Now, Cousins, we know what's going on. He's looking to avoid a deja vu situation. Were not the Gentleman's club deja vo? Okay, this is a may Day may Day, may Day type special. So Mayday special, you wait until after the NFL Draft for obvious reasons. You know why you would wait until after the NFL draft because if you wait until after the NFL Draft, there is no way that a team can then surprise you by drafting a quarterback to replace you, because you see, the draft is over for that year, all right, So Cousins can leave Georgia and then he's free to roam around the NFL. Go somewhere else and wave his no trade claus and all that. So the Malor wheel of speculation. Let's spin the Malor wheel of speculation round and round and draft big money, big money in no way, me, no hemmy stop for Kirk Cousins. All right, the malar wheel of speculation has Titans, Browns and giants, Titans, Browns and giants, and the Malor wheel of speculation is never wrong. So Titans, Browns and giants. And that is known as bad, worse and worst, bad, worse and worst is what that is known as. Now at this point, you'd say Tennessee is right there at the top. Tennessee does not have a clear path at quarterback. There is a lot of chatter that they're going to say goodbye to the Mayo man Will levis a mistake waiting to happen. And the early chatter is that Tennessee has made their mind up. We'll get to that in a second on who they're going to draft with the top pick in the twenty twenty five NFL draft. But Kirk Cousins, you'd put at the wheel of speculation, Tennessee at the very top, Cleveland behind that, and then a little bit lower. You've got the Giants, all right. So moving on to the aforementioned Tennessee football team, and we go to South Florida now where the weather is beautiful and the sports aren't that good. So cam Ward appeared out of nowhere. Unsus you appeared because he was supposed to be there. But he appeared at his pro day and he was yelling. He was old yeller there. He was yelling towards the Tennessee Titans brass, the big shots from the Titans. During his pro day workout on Monday in South Florida, the Miami quarterback of all I played, he played more at Washington State than it in Miami. But anyway, the Miami quarterback in Air quotes cam Ward revealing what he said during a post session chit chat with state funded NFL media. The NFL probed the news service. I guess this is going to be bought by the Entertainment and Sports Network out of Bristol, so they're going to be fully invested there in NFL propaganda. But cam Ord said quote, I said, I am solidifying it today, the Miami Hurricane quarterback stated, with a smile, talking about his number one status top twenty twenty five NFL Draft. You said, I made sure they hurt me in fact, just to prove I'm not lying, to prove I'm not making this up. Let's go to the audio tape, take a list.

What a happy Tuesday to you, the twenty fifth day of the month of March, the last Tuesday without baseball for a while. Opening Day just a couple of days away. So we begin our number four here with NFL's scuttle. But why would Kirk Cousins want to wait? Want to wait until after the NFL Draft to be traded from the Falcons? Also, what do you make of quarterback cam Ward telling the Tennessee Titans that he is solidifying himself as the top pick at Miami's Pro Day. And we'll losso discuss general manager Elliott Wolf telling season ticket hole there's the Patriots will take the quote best player available in next month's draft. How does that play with the bass? We'll get to all of that and more right now. Have a wonderful Tuesday. Thank you for supporting the Pod and here is our number four. It's all the rage in the NFL dot. Don't hurry up and make a decision, take your time, take your time, let it breathe, Let it breathe a little bit. Well, come in the beginning of another hour of the Ben Malors Show. We are in the air everywhere as friends, as we occasionally have to eat our words coast to coast, border to border in beyond on the vast and grandiosely powerful microphones of fsre emmating live from the doctor as in the doctor's office, we're broadcasting live from the tyraq dot com studios. Tract dot com will help you get there in unmatched selection, fast free shipping, free road hazard protection and over ten thousand recommended installers tyraqt dot com. The way tirebuying should be on our friend Danny DeVito, the occasional call or the show. Danny loves the show and he supports the number ten thousand. I think he lost ten thousand bucks on the NCAA tournament this past weekend. So our lead this hour. Now it's not in Aaron Rodgers monologue, but it's the same theme as Aaron Rodgers. It is a monologue from the speculation room, and we like going to the speculation room. It's a smoke filled room, a lot of cigar smoke, and that is where we theorize and speculate on the day's news. Oh the drama. So some buzz out from the Dirty South, the dirty birds making some noise here these quarterback shuffle you gotta do the shuffle. You gotta do the shoffle. So if you have not heard, maybe not, we have learned now that the Falcons backup quarterback Kirk Cousins, mister former Minnesota Viking, Kirk Cousins is likely going to wait to wait his no trade clause until after next month's NFL Draft, the NFL Draft, as it often is in the end of the month of April, and that is when Kirk Cousins will at that point say okay, now, I'm good. Now you can send me somewhere else. I'm all right now. Cousins currently the NFL's highest paid backup quarterback in one of the great debacles in recent NFL history, not quite on par with the creepy quarterback Deshaun Watson, but Kirk Cousins making a lot of money and not playing a lot of football. As we know what happened there. So now, publicly the Falcons have said that they are more than willing to hold on to Kirk Cousins, and they're not looking to trade Cousins, and they feel fine keeping him on the roster and all that. So let us discuss the question why would Kirk Cousins want to wait until after the NFL jeft rather than just find a new team right now, learn the playbook, meet with the coaches and all that. Why would he want to wait until after the draft to be traded. So I've got may Day Burger and Hormel Foods, and we will combine all of these things together and we are going to make a Fumbo Rooskie is what we're gonna make. Because the Atlanta Falcons pulled off the old fumble Rooski is what they pulled out. What are you doing? Didn't work out though? All right? So a Kirk Cousins is being The word I will use is strategic. That is the word I will use here. And it is also likely he is suffering the effects of PTSD, a little post traumatic syndrome situation here after getting the bag from Atlanta. He got there. What's in the bag? A lot of money? A lot of money in the bag. Cousins was hornswoggle. He was hornswoggle. Is the word I will use. In the twenty twenty four NFL draft, we might remember, I think you probably do remember the Michael PENNOCKX junior draft pick was at number nine overall. Atlanta taking Michael Pennox Junior from Washington State, and that was the phantom of the draft that came back to haunt quarterback Kirk Cousins. So we know how that played out. We saw it last year and Kirk melted down under the immense pressure of playing quarterback in Atlanta and he sucked at a time you cannot suck. Failing to perform in he was demoted, not fired, but demoted Pennex junior usurped him as QB number one right right there by week sixteen, So there was a quarterback change. Now, Cousins, we know what's going on. He's looking to avoid a deja vu situation. Were not the Gentleman's club deja vo? Okay, this is a may Day may Day, may Day type special. So Mayday special, you wait until after the NFL Draft for obvious reasons. You know why you would wait until after the NFL draft because if you wait until after the NFL Draft, there is no way that a team can then surprise you by drafting a quarterback to replace you, because you see, the draft is over for that year, all right, So Cousins can leave Georgia and then he's free to roam around the NFL. Go somewhere else and wave his no trade claus and all that. So the Malor wheel of speculation. Let's spin the Malor wheel of speculation round and round and draft big money, big money in no way, me, no hemmy stop for Kirk Cousins. All right, the malar wheel of speculation has Titans, Browns and giants, Titans, Browns and giants, and the Malor wheel of speculation is never wrong. So Titans, Browns and giants. And that is known as bad, worse and worst, bad, worse and worst is what that is known as. Now at this point, you'd say Tennessee is right there at the top. Tennessee does not have a clear path at quarterback. There is a lot of chatter that they're going to say goodbye to the Mayo man Will levis a mistake waiting to happen. And the early chatter is that Tennessee has made their mind up. We'll get to that in a second on who they're going to draft with the top pick in the twenty twenty five NFL draft. But Kirk Cousins, you'd put at the wheel of speculation, Tennessee at the very top, Cleveland behind that, and then a little bit lower. You've got the Giants, all right. So moving on to the aforementioned Tennessee football team, and we go to South Florida now where the weather is beautiful and the sports aren't that good. So cam Ward appeared out of nowhere. Unsus you appeared because he was supposed to be there. But he appeared at his pro day and he was yelling. He was old yeller there. He was yelling towards the Tennessee Titans brass, the big shots from the Titans. During his pro day workout on Monday in South Florida, the Miami quarterback of all I played, he played more at Washington State than it in Miami. But anyway, the Miami quarterback in Air quotes cam Ward revealing what he said during a post session chit chat with state funded NFL media. The NFL probed the news service. I guess this is going to be bought by the Entertainment and Sports Network out of Bristol, so they're going to be fully invested there in NFL propaganda. But cam Ord said quote, I said, I am solidifying it today, the Miami Hurricane quarterback stated, with a smile, talking about his number one status top twenty twenty five NFL Draft. You said, I made sure they hurt me in fact, just to prove I'm not lying, to prove I'm not making this up. Let's go to the audio tape, take a list.

I said, I'm solidifying it today and sold, I said, so they heard you.

I said, I'm solidifying it today and sold, I said, so they heard you.

I made sure they heard me. So I guess off that tip. The Titans obviously have the number one overall pick. They like you, they've had you in the building. What did you want to show them today?

I made sure they heard me. So I guess off that tip. The Titans obviously have the number one overall pick. They like you, they've had you in the building. What did you want to show them today?

I said, not only showing them, but every really team just thrown on rhythm where there's three steps on rhythm, five steps on rhythm for Under in the gun, heavy play action, you know, gun five with moving outside of the pocket. Just showing them all you know under center stuff that I didn't get to show as much during the season. Let me know that I'm capable of it, because the end of the day, the NFL is not playing on the center all the time. They're in the gun. But you gotta be able to do it. And so that was the main focus for me. And then Under that is just making it all about about my receiver trying to throw them catch with balls, make sure not have balls hit the ground. We had a couple, but then in today you ain't gole be perfect. You always got stuff to get better.

I said, not only showing them, but every really team just thrown on rhythm where there's three steps on rhythm, five steps on rhythm for Under in the gun, heavy play action, you know, gun five with moving outside of the pocket. Just showing them all you know under center stuff that I didn't get to show as much during the season. Let me know that I'm capable of it, because the end of the day, the NFL is not playing on the center all the time. They're in the gun. But you gotta be able to do it. And so that was the main focus for me. And then Under that is just making it all about about my receiver trying to throw them catch with balls, make sure not have balls hit the ground. We had a couple, but then in today you ain't gole be perfect. You always got stuff to get better.

Okay, So there's cam Ward on the NFL Network, the TV propaganda arm of the NFL. So what do you make What do you make of cam Ward telling the Titans you heard at the beginning of that he is solidifying himself as the very top pick in the draft thanks to his performance there at Miami's Pro Day. So the word I will use on this is theatrics. Now I say this every time we do a pro day monologue. My position has not changed. Oh, you say the same thing all the time. Well, the reason I believe this is because it's true. Because it's true. Pro day workouts are like Benny's burger, right, It's in this case, though it's a nothing burger. You got two slices of bread and you wish you had some meat. There's just no meat there. Pro day workouts are the open book test, the take home exam. It's akin to using AI to answer all the questions. So do you really get excited about that? Eh? Eh, not so much. I yawn, I do I yawned. It's all good with the lighting everything's perfect right. You know the building, you know the receivers you're throwing the ball to. Everything's scripted, everything's choreographed. It's theatrics. That's the word I go back to. And as far as cam Woard, I have nothing against cam Ward I don't. I just know that I've read so many of these scouting guides and I watched him play a few times at Miami. I never said, boy, this is a number one pick in the draft. This guy is far and above everyone else at the very come. I never said that. And I look at cam Warden and I say, this guy is the latest example. It happens every year, in the last fifteen years, more so than ever last generation of NFL drafts. You look at a guy like cam ward and in years past he would have gone in the second round or maybe the late first round, and he goes number one overall. Now why is that? Because we are in the era of overdrafting quarterbacks. It is a story as old as time, at least modern times in the Internet age. You read the scouting reports on cam Ward and they say he's undersized, he has issues with ball security, accuracy, sack avoidance, all things that are death for an NFL quarterback, Right, if you can't avoid the sack, if you have ball security issues and you're not accurate, how are you going to be anything more than a quarterback living in the call de sack on Suckberg Like you're not. You're going to be living in in the little corner of the call de sect. There's Suckberg. That's where you're gonna be living. And while he's caame me an explosive playmaker, and we saw that in college at Miami and saw that when he played back at Washington State, the reckless, occasional reckless decision making is just going to be enough that will destroy you. So we'll see. H You know, this lot can change. Tennessee could trade the pick of the top players. The one that I look at said, well, that guy should be right at Abdul Carter from Penn State. That's the guy that should be drafted number one in terms of impact. And you're guaranteed as we try to play that number one jingle as much as we possibly can. All right, last word here, So now we go to the general manager named Elliott Wolf. You might not know who that is. Elliott Wolf told season ticket holders of the Patriots because he works for the Patriots. Elliott wolf who I thought had been I thought his balls were taken away because Mike Rabel's really running the show there. I thought he was deballed, but apparently not.

Okay, So there's cam Ward on the NFL Network, the TV propaganda arm of the NFL. So what do you make What do you make of cam Ward telling the Titans you heard at the beginning of that he is solidifying himself as the very top pick in the draft thanks to his performance there at Miami's Pro Day. So the word I will use on this is theatrics. Now I say this every time we do a pro day monologue. My position has not changed. Oh, you say the same thing all the time. Well, the reason I believe this is because it's true. Because it's true. Pro day workouts are like Benny's burger, right, It's in this case, though it's a nothing burger. You got two slices of bread and you wish you had some meat. There's just no meat there. Pro day workouts are the open book test, the take home exam. It's akin to using AI to answer all the questions. So do you really get excited about that? Eh? Eh, not so much. I yawn, I do I yawned. It's all good with the lighting everything's perfect right. You know the building, you know the receivers you're throwing the ball to. Everything's scripted, everything's choreographed. It's theatrics. That's the word I go back to. And as far as cam Woard, I have nothing against cam Ward I don't. I just know that I've read so many of these scouting guides and I watched him play a few times at Miami. I never said, boy, this is a number one pick in the draft. This guy is far and above everyone else at the very come. I never said that. And I look at cam Warden and I say, this guy is the latest example. It happens every year, in the last fifteen years, more so than ever last generation of NFL drafts. You look at a guy like cam ward and in years past he would have gone in the second round or maybe the late first round, and he goes number one overall. Now why is that? Because we are in the era of overdrafting quarterbacks. It is a story as old as time, at least modern times in the Internet age. You read the scouting reports on cam Ward and they say he's undersized, he has issues with ball security, accuracy, sack avoidance, all things that are death for an NFL quarterback, Right, if you can't avoid the sack, if you have ball security issues and you're not accurate, how are you going to be anything more than a quarterback living in the call de sack on Suckberg Like you're not. You're going to be living in in the little corner of the call de sect. There's Suckberg. That's where you're gonna be living. And while he's caame me an explosive playmaker, and we saw that in college at Miami and saw that when he played back at Washington State, the reckless, occasional reckless decision making is just going to be enough that will destroy you. So we'll see. H You know, this lot can change. Tennessee could trade the pick of the top players. The one that I look at said, well, that guy should be right at Abdul Carter from Penn State. That's the guy that should be drafted number one in terms of impact. And you're guaranteed as we try to play that number one jingle as much as we possibly can. All right, last word here, So now we go to the general manager named Elliott Wolf. You might not know who that is. Elliott Wolf told season ticket holders of the Patriots because he works for the Patriots. Elliott wolf who I thought had been I thought his balls were taken away because Mike Rabel's really running the show there. I thought he was deballed, but apparently not.

So.

So.

Elliott told season ticket holders are the fledgling New England football team that the plan for the Patriots. I hope you're sitting down for this about to blow your way? Did you see this? So Elliot Wolf jam of the Patriots told the season ticket holders that the plan is for the team to draft the quote best player available in next month's draft. O m G. Yeah, So how does that play with you? So that how does that play with the bass for the Patriot fans? So I'm gonna speak out of school here. This answer is cringeworthy. When I hear an executive this time and he said, well, are going to draft them best player available. I want to take my hand. I want to make a fist and I want to punch myself right in the nose until it bleeds, is what I want to do. Uh, And then I want to punch them is what I would like to do. This is a horror mel Foods storyline. It is canned spam is what do it needs. That's what it is. It's filler. It's emptiness. It's that you have nothing to say, you have to say something best player available. In politics, it'd be called a filibuster. It is a filibuster, is what it is. Your lips are moving and you're not saying anything. Your lips are moving and you are not saying a blankety blank thing. The legal definition of the term best is as good as all the rest. I remind those of you a little slow here. So when someone says we are going to draft the best player available, you're saying we're gonna draft somebody who's good as all the other players. It's the reason your favorite deli can say that they have the world's best turkey sandwich or pastrami sandwich and cannot be sued. But if you say our sandwich, our hogi is better than the other places, hope, and then you can be sued. It's not that hard. So the Patriots have the number four overall pick in the draft, which conceivably would give them an opportunity to draft the Heisman Trophy winner from Colorado, Travis Hunter, So they will either draft him or some no name offensive lineman you've never heard of, who you will never hear from again unless he sucks. That's usually how that goes. It is the Ben Mahler Show. If you'd like to comment on any of this, you can join us right now and be part of the fun and say hello at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. That's eight seven seven nine nine six sixty three sixty nine. Also on the X Machine at Ben Mahler. That's at Ben Mahler. If you'd like to be part of the program, you gotta be kidding, ya, gotta be kidding. We'll get to that. We'll take it, your calls, the whole thing, and we will do it next.

Elliott told season ticket holders are the fledgling New England football team that the plan for the Patriots. I hope you're sitting down for this about to blow your way? Did you see this? So Elliot Wolf jam of the Patriots told the season ticket holders that the plan is for the team to draft the quote best player available in next month's draft. O m G. Yeah, So how does that play with you? So that how does that play with the bass for the Patriot fans? So I'm gonna speak out of school here. This answer is cringeworthy. When I hear an executive this time and he said, well, are going to draft them best player available. I want to take my hand. I want to make a fist and I want to punch myself right in the nose until it bleeds, is what I want to do. Uh, And then I want to punch them is what I would like to do. This is a horror mel Foods storyline. It is canned spam is what do it needs. That's what it is. It's filler. It's emptiness. It's that you have nothing to say, you have to say something best player available. In politics, it'd be called a filibuster. It is a filibuster, is what it is. Your lips are moving and you're not saying anything. Your lips are moving and you are not saying a blankety blank thing. The legal definition of the term best is as good as all the rest. I remind those of you a little slow here. So when someone says we are going to draft the best player available, you're saying we're gonna draft somebody who's good as all the other players. It's the reason your favorite deli can say that they have the world's best turkey sandwich or pastrami sandwich and cannot be sued. But if you say our sandwich, our hogi is better than the other places, hope, and then you can be sued. It's not that hard. So the Patriots have the number four overall pick in the draft, which conceivably would give them an opportunity to draft the Heisman Trophy winner from Colorado, Travis Hunter, So they will either draft him or some no name offensive lineman you've never heard of, who you will never hear from again unless he sucks. That's usually how that goes. It is the Ben Mahler Show. If you'd like to comment on any of this, you can join us right now and be part of the fun and say hello at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. That's eight seven seven nine nine six sixty three sixty nine. Also on the X Machine at Ben Mahler. That's at Ben Mahler. If you'd like to be part of the program, you gotta be kidding, ya, gotta be kidding. We'll get to that. We'll take it, your calls, the whole thing, and we will do it next.

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App Bell Miller and You. It is the Ben Mahler Show, up all night, every night. Whatever brings you here, whether you're one of our third shift minions working as we work, getting up early, trying to beat the traffic, classic insomnia, or you got up to take aways because no one beats the whiz. No one can beat the wiz in the middle of the night early in the morning. Should we thank you for listening and even participating. Most of you don't participate. You just listen, which is fine. I don't care whether you participate or not. It doesn't have to be interactive. It can be interactive if you want, but you can be part of the show. Saleo to Ben at Ben Mahler on the X machine. It's a social media platform used to call Twitter. Now it's called X And Loraina FSR Tech Queen. That's fs our Tech queen in Cooper Loop Ah Brocco fan later this hour. Site to Bite the Great sports radio mystery site Bite later this hour. But right now, back to the talk Fiesta. That's right, And you didn't say my name yet again, bad job by you. But we are rolling on through these early morning hours and we'll get to the story. We tease it. It's all about you gotta be kidding you gotta be get a lot of reaction to the game we played at the end of last hour. And I am happy report that the judge said, you hate to see a thrilling game of mallards amount of money decided by the referees. But under further review, I cannot accept blah Blah Morant for Jahn Morant, so Ben wins. That's according to the official judge of the game. Shows fer Dog, who has chimed in Eugene in Chicago, says that Malo's a sore loser, which is not correct. I'm just channeling Dan Hurley, the head coach at Connecticut. Do you see, by the way, one of the minions, one of the assistants there at Connecticut. I saw this story and I want to give it to you. Hold on, let me find the details. I don't want to screw this up, because God knows, I don't want to screw something up very important. You're doing overnights, you get it right. So the story is that some communications director at Connecticut supposedly threatened the reporter that recorded the head coach at Connecticut, Dan Hurley, when he came off the court and he made the comments about Baylor. I hope the refs don't f fu the way they f'd us. And this communication director for Yukon threatened this reporter saying he would ruin his life if the video was not taken down. All right, now, a couple of things. First of all, you can't take anything down from the Internet. Once it's on the Internet, it's there forever. You can't get rid of it once it's on a social media platform. So is this guy stupid from the University of Connecticut. The other thing is you're going to ruin someone's life because they're a member of the media and they recorded in a public space the coach of a university in the tournament saying something walking off the court. What are you going like, mob? Old school mob? What do you take his knee caps off? What are you gonna do? You'll never work in this town again. Seriously, what kind of dumb dumb is that? My god? Unreal? All right, let's go to the phones and let's say hello to eenie meenie miney mo. Let's say hello to Dick in Dayton.

App Bell Miller and You. It is the Ben Mahler Show, up all night, every night. Whatever brings you here, whether you're one of our third shift minions working as we work, getting up early, trying to beat the traffic, classic insomnia, or you got up to take aways because no one beats the whiz. No one can beat the wiz in the middle of the night early in the morning. Should we thank you for listening and even participating. Most of you don't participate. You just listen, which is fine. I don't care whether you participate or not. It doesn't have to be interactive. It can be interactive if you want, but you can be part of the show. Saleo to Ben at Ben Mahler on the X machine. It's a social media platform used to call Twitter. Now it's called X And Loraina FSR Tech Queen. That's fs our Tech queen in Cooper Loop Ah Brocco fan later this hour. Site to Bite the Great sports radio mystery site Bite later this hour. But right now, back to the talk Fiesta. That's right, And you didn't say my name yet again, bad job by you. But we are rolling on through these early morning hours and we'll get to the story. We tease it. It's all about you gotta be kidding you gotta be get a lot of reaction to the game we played at the end of last hour. And I am happy report that the judge said, you hate to see a thrilling game of mallards amount of money decided by the referees. But under further review, I cannot accept blah Blah Morant for Jahn Morant, so Ben wins. That's according to the official judge of the game. Shows fer Dog, who has chimed in Eugene in Chicago, says that Malo's a sore loser, which is not correct. I'm just channeling Dan Hurley, the head coach at Connecticut. Do you see, by the way, one of the minions, one of the assistants there at Connecticut. I saw this story and I want to give it to you. Hold on, let me find the details. I don't want to screw this up, because God knows, I don't want to screw something up very important. You're doing overnights, you get it right. So the story is that some communications director at Connecticut supposedly threatened the reporter that recorded the head coach at Connecticut, Dan Hurley, when he came off the court and he made the comments about Baylor. I hope the refs don't f fu the way they f'd us. And this communication director for Yukon threatened this reporter saying he would ruin his life if the video was not taken down. All right, now, a couple of things. First of all, you can't take anything down from the Internet. Once it's on the Internet, it's there forever. You can't get rid of it once it's on a social media platform. So is this guy stupid from the University of Connecticut. The other thing is you're going to ruin someone's life because they're a member of the media and they recorded in a public space the coach of a university in the tournament saying something walking off the court. What are you going like, mob? Old school mob? What do you take his knee caps off? What are you gonna do? You'll never work in this town again. Seriously, what kind of dumb dumb is that? My god? Unreal? All right, let's go to the phones and let's say hello to eenie meenie miney mo. Let's say hello to Dick in Dayton.

Hello, Dixter, good morning, how with everybody?

Hello, Dixter, good morning, how with everybody?

Hello Dick and Dayton. Good to chat with you, my man. Baseball season starting you fired up? You have baseball fevered Dick and Dayton?

Hello Dick and Dayton. Good to chat with you, my man. Baseball season starting you fired up? You have baseball fevered Dick and Dayton?

Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah. That's opening day. I think Thursday for the Reds, and I don't think the Indians would say they don't open until around the fifth of April, about the fifth of a.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah. That's opening day. I think Thursday for the Reds, and I don't think the Indians would say they don't open until around the fifth of April, about the fifth of a.

No, no, no, it's not no, you're talking about You might be talking about the home opener and the Guardians, of course, but but no, everyone's playing on Thursday. It's opening day in baseball.

No, no, no, it's not no, you're talking about You might be talking about the home opener and the Guardians, of course, but but no, everyone's playing on Thursday. It's opening day in baseball.

Yeah yeah, but everybody, uh predicts the Guardians to win it. I think what the ex Guardigan's coach. I think they could.

Yeah yeah, but everybody, uh predicts the Guardians to win it. I think what the ex Guardigan's coach. I think they could.

Terry Frank Conna. Now Cincinnati, the big Red machine, the big Red Machine is not going to return. About you, I feel like you're more of a Guardians fan.

Terry Frank Conna. Now Cincinnati, the big Red machine, the big Red Machine is not going to return. About you, I feel like you're more of a Guardians fan.

I am.

I am.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Especially the Cavaliers. How about them? They're doing so good this year?

Especially the Cavaliers. How about them? They're doing so good this year?

Yeah, they are, although Patrick Beverly said that they're nobody's scared of the Cavaliers. What do you have to say to Patrick Beverley?

Yeah, they are, although Patrick Beverly said that they're nobody's scared of the Cavaliers. What do you have to say to Patrick Beverley?

I say that he's wrong.

I say that he's wrong.

He's wrong. Say that a coup, Patrick Beverly, You're wrong. Dick and Dayton has spoken. Nobody's stopping the Calves.

He's wrong. Say that a coup, Patrick Beverly, You're wrong. Dick and Dayton has spoken. Nobody's stopping the Calves.

Hey getting no one thing?

Hey getting no one thing?

Though?

Though?

Can't be if I know it's been about his thirtieth year. He needs a legend?

Can't be if I know it's been about his thirtieth year. He needs a legend?

Who's that?

Who's that?

Tom Hamilton?

Tom Hamilton?

Oh? Great play by play announcer for the Cleveland baseball team. Hey, can I tell.

Oh? Great play by play announcer for the Cleveland baseball team. Hey, can I tell.

You he was footing in the other night in seven hundred?

You he was footing in the other night in seven hundred?

Wow?

Wow?

Tom Brindham and I got to talk to him. He was just he said, there's one of my favorites, one of my favorite and he said, yeah, it's it's it's it's really nice. But I'm just thinking, I couldn't believe about the Browns. You know about Miles Garrett, you know what I mean?

Tom Brindham and I got to talk to him. He was just he said, there's one of my favorites, one of my favorite and he said, yeah, it's it's it's it's really nice. But I'm just thinking, I couldn't believe about the Browns. You know about Miles Garrett, you know what I mean?

Yeah, they paid him all that money. He staying out Tom brenhaman there's a common denominator because Tom used to pop up but he was forced to talk to us on Sundays when he worked for Fox, and we had him on every so often. So, uh, that's a small world, after all. It's a small small world there, And the Brown's paying all that. Man who's gon me the quarterback for the Browns next year? Right now? Give me an answer.

Yeah, they paid him all that money. He staying out Tom brenhaman there's a common denominator because Tom used to pop up but he was forced to talk to us on Sundays when he worked for Fox, and we had him on every so often. So, uh, that's a small world, after all. It's a small small world there, And the Brown's paying all that. Man who's gon me the quarterback for the Browns next year? Right now? Give me an answer.

I guess Pickett, right, Kenny Pickett?

I guess Pickett, right, Kenny Pickett?

Wow, No, they got to get somebody better than that. Come on, I got to get somebody got to get so many better than and.

Wow, No, they got to get somebody better than that. Come on, I got to get somebody got to get so many better than and.

The Bengals state. I'm surprised they That deal they made with Chase and Higgins, I guess was pretty good, wasn't it.

The Bengals state. I'm surprised they That deal they made with Chase and Higgins, I guess was pretty good, wasn't it.

Yeah, Well, they paid him a lot of money, and then certainly we'll see if they can live up to it. Chase already has and Higgins is all right, highest paid number two receiver. All right, now, Dick and Dayton, remember we're getting closer. At some point. We're thinking sometime in the month of June, most likely, Matt Mallord meet and greet in Ohio. Nothing confirmed yet, but you better be there. I mean, even if you got a gig. I don't care if it's the Domers or the whatever it is. You got to make sure you're there. We need if I would be great if you guys performed.

Yeah, Well, they paid him a lot of money, and then certainly we'll see if they can live up to it. Chase already has and Higgins is all right, highest paid number two receiver. All right, now, Dick and Dayton, remember we're getting closer. At some point. We're thinking sometime in the month of June, most likely, Matt Mallord meet and greet in Ohio. Nothing confirmed yet, but you better be there. I mean, even if you got a gig. I don't care if it's the Domers or the whatever it is. You got to make sure you're there. We need if I would be great if you guys performed.

Now to call you on the fourteenth. That's my birthday. It's April fourteenth, the same day as Pete.

Now to call you on the fourteenth. That's my birthday. It's April fourteenth, the same day as Pete.

That's right, I know that because that's a that's a big April fourteenth, Dick and Dayton's national holiday, your birthday. All right, Dick, I gotta go, Thank you, bye bye, bye bye. All right, you too, the great Dick and Dayton. Check it in. Let's say hello to Eenie Meenie Mineumo moving Man, Matt, who had a very famous conclave. This thing went viral on social media. The moving Man and our friend the Milkman in Colorado got together. Hello, moving Man.

That's right, I know that because that's a that's a big April fourteenth, Dick and Dayton's national holiday, your birthday. All right, Dick, I gotta go, Thank you, bye bye, bye bye. All right, you too, the great Dick and Dayton. Check it in. Let's say hello to Eenie Meenie Mineumo moving Man, Matt, who had a very famous conclave. This thing went viral on social media. The moving Man and our friend the Milkman in Colorado got together. Hello, moving Man.

What's going on? Big Ben? Yeah, it was other than not being able to breathe in this coxic altitude.

What's going on? Big Ben? Yeah, it was other than not being able to breathe in this coxic altitude.

Yes, many people moved to Colorado because of the air. You go there and you're like, this is the worst thing ever.

Yes, many people moved to Colorado because of the air. You go there and you're like, this is the worst thing ever.

Oh, second and third floor moves and I was dying. I had to hire an extra guy. I'm like, this is one of them. You know, this is why they You know the Broncos have an advantage when people come in to play them.

Oh, second and third floor moves and I was dying. I had to hire an extra guy. I'm like, this is one of them. You know, this is why they You know the Broncos have an advantage when people come in to play them.

Yes, that's why the Broncos win the Super Bowl every year. Never lose at home. The Rockies never lose at home. The Nuggets always win at home because of the altitude.

Yes, that's why the Broncos win the Super Bowl every year. Never lose at home. The Rockies never lose at home. The Nuggets always win at home because of the altitude.

Yes, I needed some canned oxygen. I can tell you that it was miserable, but it was great to be quick meeting with milkman Mike. I have a tight schedule.

Yes, I needed some canned oxygen. I can tell you that it was miserable, but it was great to be quick meeting with milkman Mike. I have a tight schedule.

Uh, yes, you're very You're a very important man. You cannot be bothered, did you? And now you were the one I met you at a truck stop I remember famously here in the in the LA area, and you educated me on the life of a truck driver, including the type of lizard that hangs out at a truck stop. I did not know until you educated me what exactly goes on at the truck stop. I did not know that.

Uh, yes, you're very You're a very important man. You cannot be bothered, did you? And now you were the one I met you at a truck stop I remember famously here in the in the LA area, and you educated me on the life of a truck driver, including the type of lizard that hangs out at a truck stop. I did not know until you educated me what exactly goes on at the truck stop. I did not know that.

I mean allegedly.

I mean allegedly.

I mean I think we have allegedly. I think that's a that's a subculture of lizards. I believe.

I mean I think we have allegedly. I think that's a that's a subculture of lizards. I believe.

I mean, there's that's that specific truck stop was notorious back in the day. I told you there's there's a documentary on it. Yeah, in California there, but.

I mean, there's that's that specific truck stop was notorious back in the day. I told you there's there's a documentary on it. Yeah, in California there, but.

That's a special special breed of lizards that hangs out at that truck stop.

That's a special special breed of lizards that hangs out at that truck stop.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So where are you are? You head to here in Colorado? Where you're headed?

So where are you are? You head to here in Colorado? Where you're headed?

Now?

Now?

Where you going?

Where you going?

I'm going up to Seattle. I gotta be up there Thursday, so I haven't left you. I have to finish that job that I started yesterday here in Denver and then head on up to up to Seattle for that. I'll be up there for about ten days.

I'm going up to Seattle. I gotta be up there Thursday, so I haven't left you. I have to finish that job that I started yesterday here in Denver and then head on up to up to Seattle for that. I'll be up there for about ten days.

All right, Well, enjoy and joyce. I remember when you get to Seattle, Eli Manning will still not be in the Hall of Fame. So remember that when you get to Seattle, he will not be in the Hall of Fame.

All right, Well, enjoy and joyce. I remember when you get to Seattle, Eli Manning will still not be in the Hall of Fame. So remember that when you get to Seattle, he will not be in the Hall of Fame.

It's baseball season.

It's baseball season.

It is week in baseball, talking baseball twin notes around the majors. Yes, and no one's bad. Well, actually, the clubs are bad. They've got the worst record in baseball. The Dodgers are good, and everyone else is five hundred. So there you go. All right, safe travels, moving man, good to check in with. Thanks for checking in, buddy, All right, getting up at it was at three thirty in the morning there in Colorado to call in and regale us with nonsense. Do you think hollering James is awake? Let me see if James, are you awake? Hollering James? James? Let's see here? Is he snoring? Let's see he was sleeping earlier?

It is week in baseball, talking baseball twin notes around the majors. Yes, and no one's bad. Well, actually, the clubs are bad. They've got the worst record in baseball. The Dodgers are good, and everyone else is five hundred. So there you go. All right, safe travels, moving man, good to check in with. Thanks for checking in, buddy, All right, getting up at it was at three thirty in the morning there in Colorado to call in and regale us with nonsense. Do you think hollering James is awake? Let me see if James, are you awake? Hollering James? James? Let's see here? Is he snoring? Let's see he was sleeping earlier?

Oh?

Oh?

Yeah, there he is. Hey, what is what is what does Ai James think of James sleeping James? What? What is the fake James think? Here?

Yeah, there he is. Hey, what is what is what does Ai James think of James sleeping James? What? What is the fake James think? Here?

Moron?

Moron?

Really interesting? It's very rude of you. And this is you're ripping yourself. Don't you think hollering James, you're ripping yourself? No, hmm, interesting because a moron? Okay, all right, well, well said uh eenie meenie miney moe. Let's say hello to Mike the leprechaun. Who's next. It is the Ben Mather Show and we're hanging out all night. People loved the Dick call Dick and Dayton alf says, I've got the fever just like the dixter there in Ohio, excited for baseball. Give me a little taste of that Dick. Even that curmudgeon justin in Cincinnati says, the morning's always better with a little a little bit of fun from from Dick and Dayton there, and he says, just ask Robbie. Is what he said? I don't know what that means.

Really interesting? It's very rude of you. And this is you're ripping yourself. Don't you think hollering James, you're ripping yourself? No, hmm, interesting because a moron? Okay, all right, well, well said uh eenie meenie miney moe. Let's say hello to Mike the leprechaun. Who's next. It is the Ben Mather Show and we're hanging out all night. People loved the Dick call Dick and Dayton alf says, I've got the fever just like the dixter there in Ohio, excited for baseball. Give me a little taste of that Dick. Even that curmudgeon justin in Cincinnati says, the morning's always better with a little a little bit of fun from from Dick and Dayton there, and he says, just ask Robbie. Is what he said? I don't know what that means.

All right?

All right?

Yeah, yes, Hello, Mike the leprechaun.

Yeah, yes, Hello, Mike the leprechaun.

It is Boason. A quick shout out to a new friend on heck, Charlie.

It is Boason. A quick shout out to a new friend on heck, Charlie.

From his cousins.

From his cousins.

You know, have you seen him?

You know, have you seen him?

Oh yeah, Charlie called up and he's a He's a guy that spent his spring break calling overnight talk radio. Remember that guy?

Oh yeah, Charlie called up and he's a He's a guy that spent his spring break calling overnight talk radio. Remember that guy?

Okay, okay, I've liver. Okay, anyway, do.

Okay, okay, I've liver. Okay, anyway, do.

You have a quick joke for you?

You have a quick joke for you?

By cats Lebron James stop at the dollar store. I don't know why because he has only three quarters.

By cats Lebron James stop at the dollar store. I don't know why because he has only three quarters.

I like that. That's a good joke. You know what, I'm giving you a golden ticket. I like that. That's that's a I've never heard that one before. Coop, that's a good jokes. The Lakers are falling apart. By the way, they lost the Orlando Magic last night. It is all over. They should fire JJ Reddick, get rid of the podcaster. The Lakers are falling apart. These are the real Lakers now, they've settled in. They get all their guys back. They don't play any defense. It's Papa shot wide open against that Laker defense. It's unbelievable.

I like that. That's a good joke. You know what, I'm giving you a golden ticket. I like that. That's that's a I've never heard that one before. Coop, that's a good jokes. The Lakers are falling apart. By the way, they lost the Orlando Magic last night. It is all over. They should fire JJ Reddick, get rid of the podcaster. The Lakers are falling apart. These are the real Lakers now, they've settled in. They get all their guys back. They don't play any defense. It's Papa shot wide open against that Laker defense. It's unbelievable.

How about teak him to see his injury.

How about teak him to see his injury.

Yeah I did, but they said he was hanging out. He didn't have a booty on his ankle, and he didn't have ice on it or whatever. He seemed like he was all right.

Yeah I did, but they said he was hanging out. He didn't have a booty on his ankle, and he didn't have ice on it or whatever. He seemed like he was all right.

There's ten games dropt.

There's ten games dropt.

So Lorena not talking to me.

So Lorena not talking to me.

Yeah, she hates you, but other than that, other than that, you Why are you so obsessed with me?

Yeah, she hates you, but other than that, other than that, you Why are you so obsessed with me?

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm just not recorded.

I'm just not recorded.

Oh you don't. How many times did you tweet me over the weekend?

Oh you don't. How many times did you tweet me over the weekend?

Bro?

Bro?

Come on, bro, seriously, you're obsessed with your life. Aren't you a teacher? Don't you have papers?

Come on, bro, seriously, you're obsessed with your life. Aren't you a teacher? Don't you have papers?

Degrade?

Degrade?

Wow, I'm very efficient.

Wow, I'm very efficient.

Are you?

Are you?

I am very efficient?

I am very efficient?

Oh my god, I'm making that a drop by the way, and every time he brings us up, I'm going to play it. Why are you so obsessed with me.

Oh my god, I'm making that a drop by the way, and every time he brings us up, I'm going to play it. Why are you so obsessed with me.

No, don't I feel like there's some can't we all get along here? What's going on here? Yeah?

No, don't I feel like there's some can't we all get along here? What's going on here? Yeah?

Okay, literally the only time I've seen Lorena and refuse attention.

Okay, literally the only time I've seen Lorena and refuse attention.

Lray. He sent some candy and Loray little chocolate corns.

Lray. He sent some candy and Loray little chocolate corns.

Oh, and then what.

Oh, and then what.

I were good? I enjoyed it.

I were good? I enjoyed it.

Igret America.

Igret America.

And this is why in America's twenty fourth happiest country, it was dropping like a late balloon in the seventeen. Canada is eighteen, by the way, is the happiest country. America is dropping because of.

And this is why in America's twenty fourth happiest country, it was dropping like a late balloon in the seventeen. Canada is eighteen, by the way, is the happiest country. America is dropping because of.

The I don't know. I'm very happy.

The I don't know. I'm very happy.

I'm the happiest person I know. And then I go on Twitter and I see you've tweeted me twenty million times.

I'm the happiest person I know. And then I go on Twitter and I see you've tweeted me twenty million times.

Well, I just don't go on there, Lorraina, and you don't have to worry about just avoid that.

Well, I just don't go on there, Lorraina, and you don't have to worry about just avoid that.

And then how do I get song suggestions If I don't go on.

And then how do I get song suggestions If I don't go on.

There, Ben, go on the internet, you know the other internet. You're right, right, yeah, all right, Mike, wonderful call. Loraina hates your gotch but thank you, all right, gooway as our friend the leprechaun checking in, Well, here's a follow up to that. Yukon story. Well, that's a fake see Justin sent to me fake, that's a fake account. I'm not falling for that. She almost almost fell for it. I almost fall fell for the boat, the bogus store. I'm not going to fall for it. All right, Let's go to you almost got me, Justin and Cincinnati. You almost got me, you little schmuck. Let's say hello to Eeny Meenie money Moe. Let's say hello to slug the hostess with the mostest, and we got Also, we have a malord meet and greet in Vegas. We gotta do at some point, right, We got to schedule that in July for that? Is that what we're thinking of July? I think we said we say August. Okay, we said August.

There, Ben, go on the internet, you know the other internet. You're right, right, yeah, all right, Mike, wonderful call. Loraina hates your gotch but thank you, all right, gooway as our friend the leprechaun checking in, Well, here's a follow up to that. Yukon story. Well, that's a fake see Justin sent to me fake, that's a fake account. I'm not falling for that. She almost almost fell for it. I almost fall fell for the boat, the bogus store. I'm not going to fall for it. All right, Let's go to you almost got me, Justin and Cincinnati. You almost got me, you little schmuck. Let's say hello to Eeny Meenie money Moe. Let's say hello to slug the hostess with the mostest, and we got Also, we have a malord meet and greet in Vegas. We gotta do at some point, right, We got to schedule that in July for that? Is that what we're thinking of July? I think we said we say August. Okay, we said August.

I heard you say you might not be.

I heard you say you might not be.

Able to do August. July, August.

Able to do August. July, August.

We'll plant it out.

We'll plant it out.

Whatever you can do.

Whatever you can do.

Let's say I'm hoping that I'm busy in August. How about that, I'm hoping that I'm busy. I don't know that I'm going to be busy. I'm hoping that I'm busy in August.

Let's say I'm hoping that I'm busy in August. How about that, I'm hoping that I'm busy. I don't know that I'm going to be busy. I'm hoping that I'm busy in August.

Well, well we'll hope with you there.

Well, well we'll hope with you there.

I got a I got.

I got a I got.

A funny story, cautionary story kind of from last weekend. I went to a Florida down Tampa. St. Petersburg went to a few minor league, not minor league, but preseason baseball games, okay, And leaving the hotel, I've just taken the Red Eye. I'm totally tired drink, and I'm wasted.

A funny story, cautionary story kind of from last weekend. I went to a Florida down Tampa. St. Petersburg went to a few minor league, not minor league, but preseason baseball games, okay, And leaving the hotel, I've just taken the Red Eye. I'm totally tired drink, and I'm wasted.

I'm not gonna lie you.

I'm not gonna lie you.

I'm wasted on the hot sun. It's a Phillies game, right, Philly is against whoever it was. I forget, but my buddy's already at tickets and I just go out there to join them. And they're sitting behind me, and I'm like Pubby eight rows ahead of them, and I'm sitting in the sun while they're in the shade. Well, I had some sunblock, but it's to me, it was like a roll on sunblock that I've never seen before, right, And I'm sitting.

I'm wasted on the hot sun. It's a Phillies game, right, Philly is against whoever it was. I forget, but my buddy's already at tickets and I just go out there to join them. And they're sitting behind me, and I'm like Pubby eight rows ahead of them, and I'm sitting in the sun while they're in the shade. Well, I had some sunblock, but it's to me, it was like a roll on sunblock that I've never seen before, right, And I'm sitting.

Out the store and I start.

Out the store and I start.

Putting it all over my face, my chip.

Putting it all over my face, my chip.

This is this is I can make a job out of that. And this is not going to end. Well, I promise you this is not going to end.

This is this is I can make a job out of that. And this is not going to end. Well, I promise you this is not going to end.

And again, this is a Phillies game. Tons of Phillies games. Phillies fans, right, So they call it text me and say, hey, we're going to get up to get a beer, go to the back and meet us, you know, meet us up there. So I'm all right, cool, we go to meet him up there. Don't thinking I'm not thinking any of that. No, you know nothing. You know, people start looking at me weird.

And again, this is a Phillies game. Tons of Phillies games. Phillies fans, right, So they call it text me and say, hey, we're going to get up to get a beer, go to the back and meet us, you know, meet us up there. So I'm all right, cool, we go to meet him up there. Don't thinking I'm not thinking any of that. No, you know nothing. You know, people start looking at me weird.

Some lady comes up and you need to fix that.

Some lady comes up and you need to fix that.

I go, I don't even know I'm drunk.

I go, I don't even know I'm drunk.

I don't know what the hell she's talking about. I walked up to the s of the bathroom seeing my friend. He starts just laughing his ass off, and I'm like, what's going on. He's like, dude, you need to wipe that in. Dude, it looks like you just got up a date with Peter North. And I looked in the mirror and see that it's not clear. It's totally like, why you know even pictured what there was?

I don't know what the hell she's talking about. I walked up to the s of the bathroom seeing my friend. He starts just laughing his ass off, and I'm like, what's going on. He's like, dude, you need to wipe that in. Dude, it looks like you just got up a date with Peter North. And I looked in the mirror and see that it's not clear. It's totally like, why you know even pictured what there was?

I can imagine. Yes, I like that you used a dated porn star reference from the nineteen eighties, though that's solid. Yes, you're dating yourself so much. Well, no one does porns everywhere now. You don't need to watch those old school porn stars because I mean, you just watched the new called OnlyFans models.

I can imagine. Yes, I like that you used a dated porn star reference from the nineteen eighties, though that's solid. Yes, you're dating yourself so much. Well, no one does porns everywhere now. You don't need to watch those old school porn stars because I mean, you just watched the new called OnlyFans models.

You don't even have to keep the VHS in your house anymore.

You don't even have to keep the VHS in your house anymore.

No, Yeah, he's nostalgic, though he likes the old school ones. Well that's very embarrassing slog. All right, all right, thank you so much. Cowboy John Brad is in Windsor, Ontario. Hello Cowboy John Brad the.

No, Yeah, he's nostalgic, though he likes the old school ones. Well that's very embarrassing slog. All right, all right, thank you so much. Cowboy John Brad is in Windsor, Ontario. Hello Cowboy John Brad the.

Man and Justin Well. Happy seventy fifth birthday and one of my high school buddies, Philip White and William Griggsby was briefly of junior flyweight champions fifty five today. William Shantner was ninety four Saturday. The Chaka Khan was seventy two Sundays. In March twenty fourth, nineteen sixty two, the eight year old Cowboy and my father watched them the second televised boxing death mad of Benny kid Paren who was knocked built in the twelfth round by Emil Griffiths, who successfully defended the world welderweight title. Brett died of his brain injuries April third, nineteen sixty two, and this bur left queen named Virginia Lee Hicks died March twenty fourth, nineteen ninety or twenty sixty eight. After my father okay. She was immortalized by a song by Jen and Arnie the Fourth, the precursor of Jen and Dean Okay, Dean Torrence and along with Chuck Norris for eighty five March tenth. Okay, But Jan Barry died see twenty one years ago. Tomorrow, Cole, you gotta be a boy to be a Cowboys, not by talking tomorrow.

Man and Justin Well. Happy seventy fifth birthday and one of my high school buddies, Philip White and William Griggsby was briefly of junior flyweight champions fifty five today. William Shantner was ninety four Saturday. The Chaka Khan was seventy two Sundays. In March twenty fourth, nineteen sixty two, the eight year old Cowboy and my father watched them the second televised boxing death mad of Benny kid Paren who was knocked built in the twelfth round by Emil Griffiths, who successfully defended the world welderweight title. Brett died of his brain injuries April third, nineteen sixty two, and this bur left queen named Virginia Lee Hicks died March twenty fourth, nineteen ninety or twenty sixty eight. After my father okay. She was immortalized by a song by Jen and Arnie the Fourth, the precursor of Jen and Dean Okay, Dean Torrence and along with Chuck Norris for eighty five March tenth. Okay, But Jan Barry died see twenty one years ago. Tomorrow, Cole, you gotta be a boy to be a Cowboys, not by talking tomorrow.

Oh yeah's gonna call right back. It is the Ben Maller seaw. I love that he decided I want to call it right back? Why not? He knows a good on the air. And what the f? Hey the Sweet sixteen in a couple of days off until it picks up on Thursday. But I'm gonna give you a game here, keep an eye on for Thursday. Thursday, Thursday. How about John Calipari and Arkansas. I'll give you a dog that I like on Thursday, Arkansas plus five and a half on DraftKings versus Texas Tech. So that's the game that I circle here as one of the dogs that I like. You know, do what you want, but all the lines available over on DraftKings Sportsbook and Texas Tech favorite by five and a half. I like Calipari and Arkansas. In that one. We are going to get to cite the bite. The great sports radio mystery will do it next.

Oh yeah's gonna call right back. It is the Ben Maller seaw. I love that he decided I want to call it right back? Why not? He knows a good on the air. And what the f? Hey the Sweet sixteen in a couple of days off until it picks up on Thursday. But I'm gonna give you a game here, keep an eye on for Thursday. Thursday, Thursday. How about John Calipari and Arkansas. I'll give you a dog that I like on Thursday, Arkansas plus five and a half on DraftKings versus Texas Tech. So that's the game that I circle here as one of the dogs that I like. You know, do what you want, but all the lines available over on DraftKings Sportsbook and Texas Tech favorite by five and a half. I like Calipari and Arkansas. In that one. We are going to get to cite the bite. The great sports radio mystery will do it next.

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It's time now to site site a bite where we play random generic sound bites you know in a sports and entertainment cliches spoken by so called experts. You try to tell us who's doing the talking.

It's time now to site site a bite where we play random generic sound bites you know in a sports and entertainment cliches spoken by so called experts. You try to tell us who's doing the talking.

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The team was young, all right?

The team was young, all right?

The team was young. Will anyone get this right? I'll say, call her five.

The team was young. Will anyone get this right? I'll say, call her five.

I'm nervous. Color six?

I'm nervous. Color six?

Okay, and what about you? Koobloo Uh caller number five? Okay, real quick, Let's get to the calls and play again, Leland, and play again.

Okay, and what about you? Koobloo Uh caller number five? Okay, real quick, Let's get to the calls and play again, Leland, and play again.

The team was young?

The team was young?

All right.

All right.

Let's start out with Shane in the moine. Who's in the lead off chair?

Let's start out with Shane in the moine. Who's in the lead off chair?

Shane?

Shane?

Who is it? Shane?

Who is it? Shane?

Kelly says, that's Kenny Lofton of the Indians.

Kelly says, that's Kenny Lofton of the Indians.

Is that Kenny Lofton? No, but thanks for playing? Interesting? Name A Phase is in Chicago? Phase? You are my caller number two? Phase?

Is that Kenny Lofton? No, but thanks for playing? Interesting? Name A Phase is in Chicago? Phase? You are my caller number two? Phase?

Uh?

Uh?

Is that Shank P.

Is that Shank P.

Diddy Comb?

Diddy Comb?

Well? Interesting? Sean Combs maybe from jail? Is that Sean Colebs Rikers Island?

Well? Interesting? Sean Combs maybe from jail? Is that Sean Colebs Rikers Island?

No?

No?

But interesting? I thank you? All right, time for our first clue. What is the first clue? Coop, I don't have the clue.

But interesting? I thank you? All right, time for our first clue. What is the first clue? Coop, I don't have the clue.

He spent time living in a homeless shelter when he was in middle school before his family moved to the Antioch, California antio as.

He spent time living in a homeless shelter when he was in middle school before his family moved to the Antioch, California antio as.

With a question mark. Yes, okay, let's see cowboy, John Brad Cowboy, you're my call? Number three? Cowboy?

With a question mark. Yes, okay, let's see cowboy, John Brad Cowboy, you're my call? Number three? Cowboy?

Okay? Is that the former MLB right handed pitcher Jenny McClain, the last pitcher to have a thirty win season?

Okay? Is that the former MLB right handed pitcher Jenny McClain, the last pitcher to have a thirty win season?

Is that?

Is that?

No?

No?

All right? No eighty one is still alive, all right and incorrect. Caller four is blind Scott blind Scott quickly.

All right? No eighty one is still alive, all right and incorrect. Caller four is blind Scott blind Scott quickly.

College basketball coach lived No, hurry up, No.

College basketball coach lived No, hurry up, No.

I mean, oh, we're out of time. It is Najie Harris. Naji Harris. Oh man, it would have been called We didn't get to call it five. It was gonna be callar five.

I mean, oh, we're out of time. It is Najie Harris. Naji Harris. Oh man, it would have been called We didn't get to call it five. It was gonna be callar five.