Please enjoy this over-caffeinated episode of The Ash Williams Show as we answer life's big questions. Today, how do you know if a massage parlour does full service? A tram driver who thinks his tram is a chick magnet, some cafe observations and The Matildas. 

To hear the longer, juicier version of this episode with penalty shots on goal that end up in the stands, please go to patreon.com/AshWilliams