1. Sean Penn the Original Alec Baldwin: No show At the Oscars.
2. Lawyers Dream Facing Multiple Lawsuits: Elon Musk and Sam Altman Engage in Online Fight Whose Tech Has Killed More People.
3. Spain and Greece on Cusp of Banning Social Media to Minors.
4. Musk's Agnatic AI Spicy Mode Sued for Facilitating Child Pornography.
5. Florida Hospital Sues Patient for Refusing to Leave.
6. AI Judge Judy Weighs in on Florida Man Fired for Showing Up in a Bathrobe to Collect First Paycheck After Bender.
7. AI Judge Judy Weighs in on Florida Woman Shoots Cheating in His Band in Knee, Bullet Ends Up in His Knee.