All Things Legal 6-20-24

1.  Bill Belichick 72 -New girlfriend 24. Will winter spring relationship effect his ability to get back into NFL coaching? 2.  The Price is Wrong, -Bitch! A Happy Gilmore Father's Day Father's Day - brawl breaks out over 4-foot gimme putt- (Just ask Rory McIlroy- that's not a gimme). 3.  Elon Musk…

All Things Legal 6-13-24

1.    Aaron Rogers Unexcused Absence: Misses Mandatory Jets Minicamp. 2.    Contract Quirk Allows Cal to Be Eligible For Rosebowl. 3.    The Impossible Dream: Joey Chestnut OUT of Hot Dog Eating Contest. 4.    The Illustration of Puffery: Best Hot Dog Eating Contest Introductions by George Shay. 5.…

All Things Legal 6-6-24

1.    Antonio Brown Declares Bankruptcy. 2.    Kanye West Sued for Sexual Harassment: Tweaking During Business Hours.  3.    Use Immunity to Overcome 5th Amendment: Forcing Rust Armorer to Testify. 4.    New Twist: Suspended License Driver on Zoom with Judge: Takes Left Turn. 5.    74 Yr. Old Woman…

All Things Legal 5-30-24

1.  Barney Fife overruled by Andy; Opie goes free- Scheffler charges dropped! 2.  Deion Sander’s son files BK on $12 million dollar injury judgment! 3.  Google “AI Overviews” recommends adding non-toxic glue and rocks to your diet! 4.  Zoom Court Call for driver's license suspension attended by def…

All Things Legal 5-23-24

1. Scottie Schefter: Failure to comply? Or were the cops out of bounds?  2. Scarlett Johanson: Open AI-Can a voice be trademarked?  3. Johnny Knoxville hit with a 3-million-dollar lawsuit: Who is the jackass now?   4. Brighline dog breed exclusions in your homeowner's policy.  5. Floridia Woman off…

All Things Legal 5-16-24

Don’t Wannamaker my Wife: McElroy Divorce Calimoney: Bears v Bruins Tik Tok  Times Up Waymo Dangerous Than Expected: NATSA Probe Naked Florida Man Drives 110 MPH Naked With 3 Women Do You Feel Lucky Punk? Make My Gimlet: FM Pulls Gun on Bartender Florida Man Games Return 2025: Bigger Better Stupide…

All Things Legal 5-9-24

1.    Injury Lawsuit Against Jets Cornerback: Extended to Jets and New Jersey. 2.    Stormy Weather: When Spanking the Former President with a Magazine Goes to Her Credibility. 3.    Tele Operation Musk’s Optimist Robot Video’s Come with Disclaimer.  4.    Retail theft In Cali: The Stats and the Pr…

All Things Legal 5-2-24

Caitlyn Clark 20 Million Dollar Nike Deal Johnny  Manzel Keeps Winning: Josie Conseco Stolen Valor: Influencer Runs Half Marathon Without Registration AND Brags About It Legal Impact of Reclassifying Marijuana Facebook Co-Founder: “The Next Enron” Florida Man Chucks Pasta During Road Rage Inciden…

All Things Legal 4-26-24

Reggie Gets his Heisman Back No Joke Jokic Brothers: Assault and Basketball Battery Alec Baldwin Scuffles with Anti Israel Agitator Homeless Poised To Lose 8th Amendment Protection Sacramento Cannabis Capital of California Florida Man “Michael Jackson Thriller” Steals Crotchless Underwear Naked Fl…

All Things Legal 4-18-24

NBA bans Raptor center for gambling violations! Executor of OJ Estate- Goldman’s get nothing if he can help it. Jurors are “A-holes” and “Idiots”- Rust armorer gets max 18-month sentence, hopes that Alec Baldwin gets convicted. Trump Hush money case break down and why his constant scathing rebuke o…