1. Tiger Woods Has 7th Back Surgery.
2. Crashes Are for Closers: Alec Baldwin Wraps Wife's Range Rover Around Tree.
3. Elon Musk Calls for Federal Troops To San Francisco: Posse Posse Coma Ta Tas.
4. Tech Prankster Sends 50 Waymo Robotaxis to Dead End Street.
5. AI Judge Judy: Topless Florida Woman Vandalizes McDonalds.
6. AI Judge Judy: Florida Man Wearing a Pink Thong Tears Up Applebee's.
7. AI Judge Judy: Florida Man Cheeseburgering at Strip Club.