Colorado moves to protect human thought. Chechnya restricts all music to a certain amount of beats per minute (spoiler: it's super weird). In protest against an alleged conspiracy, a man self-immolates in front of a Manhattan courthouse. Ben, Matt and Noel learn their prediction about robot dogs proved correct. All this and more in this week's strange news segment.

Listener Mail: Lasers, Barack Obama on Aliens, and More
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Big Brother Is In Your Grocery Store
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CLASSIC: When We Become Our Phones
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