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Hello, welcome back to the show. My name is Matt, my name is Noah.

Hello, welcome back to the show. My name is Matt, my name is Noah.

They call me Ben. We are joined as always with our super producer Dylan the Tennessee pal Fagan. Most importantly, you are you. You are here. That makes this the stuff they don't want you to know. We always say it because it's always true. You, fellow conspiracy realist. Specifically, you are the most important art of the show. We couldn't be more over the moon, whether Earth's moons or other moons in the Solar system, to welcome you to our weekly listener male segment. Happy November twenty eighth. Guys, when this comes out, it's going to be November twenty eighth, which I think, does that mean everybody survive Thanksgiving? Or what? What does that mean?

They call me Ben. We are joined as always with our super producer Dylan the Tennessee pal Fagan. Most importantly, you are you. You are here. That makes this the stuff they don't want you to know. We always say it because it's always true. You, fellow conspiracy realist. Specifically, you are the most important art of the show. We couldn't be more over the moon, whether Earth's moons or other moons in the Solar system, to welcome you to our weekly listener male segment. Happy November twenty eighth. Guys, when this comes out, it's going to be November twenty eighth, which I think, does that mean everybody survive Thanksgiving? Or what? What does that mean?

Whah? I would like to think. So, what does Nustra Damas say?

Whah? I would like to think. So, what does Nustra Damas say?

What if nobody did? But we're recording this now and it gets played somehow accidentally on the radio or on somebody's auto play feature and it's just playing to no one.

What if nobody did? But we're recording this now and it gets played somehow accidentally on the radio or on somebody's auto play feature and it's just playing to no one.

And then here we are without our cravats, our bow ties, our footmen and valets.

And then here we are without our cravats, our bow ties, our footmen and valets.

I'm not even wearing pants.

I'm not even wearing pants.

Yeah yeah, I read the Uh, I read the injunction.

Yeah yeah, I read the Uh, I read the injunction.

But guys, guys, before we get started, before we get start out, go very important announcement. Sure, somebody we know just got appointed to be the administrator for the Center for Medicare and Medicaid Services. I couldn't be more excited.

But guys, guys, before we get started, before we get start out, go very important announcement. Sure, somebody we know just got appointed to be the administrator for the Center for Medicare and Medicaid Services. I couldn't be more excited.

Tentatively appointed doesn't come in to effect until January. But yes, our old coworker.

Tentatively appointed doesn't come in to effect until January. But yes, our old coworker.

That's right.

That's right.

He once made me an egg cream which contains neither egg nor cream. Doctor Mehmet Oz.

He once made me an egg cream which contains neither egg nor cream. Doctor Mehmet Oz.

Yes, oh we know this guy from back in two thousand s.

Yes, oh we know this guy from back in two thousand s.

Just memat to us.

Just memat to us.

Dude, Well, he he's doctor Oz.

Dude, Well, he he's doctor Oz.

But I call him doctor Oh because I think it's cool.

But I call him doctor Oh because I think it's cool.

But yes, the story is he and another doctor he worked with, Doctor Rosen, wrote a series of books called it It was the You series, like You, the Owner's Manual, You on a diet, You being beautiful, and uh, they would come in and shoot we shot videos for them and did that's doctor Oz.

But yes, the story is he and another doctor he worked with, Doctor Rosen, wrote a series of books called it It was the You series, like You, the Owner's Manual, You on a diet, You being beautiful, and uh, they would come in and shoot we shot videos for them and did that's doctor Oz.

Okay, So he goes back even further than my experience because when we first started working with kind of more outside partners and agencies and stuff to do podcasts. He was one of the first podcasts we ever had, And I went to New York and helped set up a studio for him and he interviewed one of his Yeah, he interviewed one of his doctor friends who was really into talking about his family's legacy as the proprietors of a soda fountain in Queen's or maybe it was Long Island. And they made egg creams on the podcast and I drank one that doctor oz himself Bay and I was right there in the room.

Okay, So he goes back even further than my experience because when we first started working with kind of more outside partners and agencies and stuff to do podcasts. He was one of the first podcasts we ever had, And I went to New York and helped set up a studio for him and he interviewed one of his Yeah, he interviewed one of his doctor friends who was really into talking about his family's legacy as the proprietors of a soda fountain in Queen's or maybe it was Long Island. And they made egg creams on the podcast and I drank one that doctor oz himself Bay and I was right there in the room.

It was very surreal.

It was very surreal.

So what we're saying, folks, essentially is, aside from our parent company, Illumination Global Unlimited, we are super plugged in, which is part of how we figured out the truth behind TV court shows. We're going to pause for a word from our sponsor. We're going to dive into this and thank you slash Ooh, I'm so mad at you to all the people who wrote in with some great puns as well, which we'll get to at the end. But before we do any of that, have you ever found yourself in a kangaroo Court. So we'll pause for a word from our sponsors, and then we'll learn more about the idea of a kangaroo court.

So what we're saying, folks, essentially is, aside from our parent company, Illumination Global Unlimited, we are super plugged in, which is part of how we figured out the truth behind TV court shows. We're going to pause for a word from our sponsor. We're going to dive into this and thank you slash Ooh, I'm so mad at you to all the people who wrote in with some great puns as well, which we'll get to at the end. But before we do any of that, have you ever found yourself in a kangaroo Court. So we'll pause for a word from our sponsors, and then we'll learn more about the idea of a kangaroo court.

And we've returned with Ben, you teased it beautifully. We're talking about TV court shows. We were talking about the line between entertainment and litigation, and I think what better way to start than with a message from Darcy with a suggestion for a TV sitcom or perhaps it could be a reality show court show. Here she goes, Hi, guys, I love your podcast. I also tuned into Ridiculous History with Ben and Nola periodically, but stuff they don't want you to know is still my go to podcast to destress after a long day. Here's a TV sitcom that would be fun, Kangaroo Court. And I guess these are like kind of tenets of what the show would have to consist of. Ignores due process, has a predetermined conclusion, is biased against one party as a judge who colluded with one party. Has a jury that is not impartially got to cast all these parts. Has proceedings that lack decorum. How dare you not have decorra has a process that is rushed to the point of being unfair. Has a court that interprets the law in an unreasonable way. A kangaroo court, Darcy says, is a court that is so far removed from legal norms that it is considered unfair unjust. The phrase may have originated in Texas and may refer to the gold Rush era practice of minors illegally taking land claims from others and then being tried in mock court rooms.

And we've returned with Ben, you teased it beautifully. We're talking about TV court shows. We were talking about the line between entertainment and litigation, and I think what better way to start than with a message from Darcy with a suggestion for a TV sitcom or perhaps it could be a reality show court show. Here she goes, Hi, guys, I love your podcast. I also tuned into Ridiculous History with Ben and Nola periodically, but stuff they don't want you to know is still my go to podcast to destress after a long day. Here's a TV sitcom that would be fun, Kangaroo Court. And I guess these are like kind of tenets of what the show would have to consist of. Ignores due process, has a predetermined conclusion, is biased against one party as a judge who colluded with one party. Has a jury that is not impartially got to cast all these parts. Has proceedings that lack decorum. How dare you not have decorra has a process that is rushed to the point of being unfair. Has a court that interprets the law in an unreasonable way. A kangaroo court, Darcy says, is a court that is so far removed from legal norms that it is considered unfair unjust. The phrase may have originated in Texas and may refer to the gold Rush era practice of minors illegally taking land claims from others and then being tried in mock court rooms.

You can use my.

You can use my.

Name and content. I promise I won't sue you, Darcy. Thank you so much, Darcy. In looking into this in advance of this podcast recording, I found a really cool article from the Christian Science Monitor.

Name and content. I promise I won't sue you, Darcy. Thank you so much, Darcy. In looking into this in advance of this podcast recording, I found a really cool article from the Christian Science Monitor.

I remember those guys.

I remember those guys.

Kangaroo court has a peculiarly American past. This is from twenty nineteen, when the term was kind of seeing a new resurgence after US Representative Steve Scalissi, is a Republican from Louisiana, tweeted out something against speaking out against Donald Trump's impeachment proceedings and used the hashtag kangaroo court in a tweet, which is, you know, very much referring to a concept that was outlined beautifully by Darcy. And just to give a little bit more context. Storical context here In seventeen seventy, Captain James Cook landed in Northern Australia and wrote down the word king guru or kang guru.

Kangaroo court has a peculiarly American past. This is from twenty nineteen, when the term was kind of seeing a new resurgence after US Representative Steve Scalissi, is a Republican from Louisiana, tweeted out something against speaking out against Donald Trump's impeachment proceedings and used the hashtag kangaroo court in a tweet, which is, you know, very much referring to a concept that was outlined beautifully by Darcy. And just to give a little bit more context. Storical context here In seventeen seventy, Captain James Cook landed in Northern Australia and wrote down the word king guru or kang guru.

That's r or g u.

That's r or g u.

Are you?

Are you?

Then John Hunter mapped land near modern day Sydney and learned that the word was in fact pata gorong. We've got a little bit more history here about the word. Lancelot Threlkeld, which is a fabulous name, who was a missionary working north of Sydney heard it as moan A yeah.

Then John Hunter mapped land near modern day Sydney and learned that the word was in fact pata gorong. We've got a little bit more history here about the word. Lancelot Threlkeld, which is a fabulous name, who was a missionary working north of Sydney heard it as moan A yeah.

The Oxford English Dictionary considers the etymology as of yet not comprehensively solved.

The Oxford English Dictionary considers the etymology as of yet not comprehensively solved.

I see.

I see.

So that's that's where they fallen on the matter.

So that's that's where they fallen on the matter.

However, the Christian Science Monitors seems to think otherwise that it was a combination of these words.

However, the Christian Science Monitors seems to think otherwise that it was a combination of these words.

That's not what we're talking about today.

That's not what we're talking about today.

We're talking less about the history of the etymology of the word itself, but rather the practice of a kangaroo court. So according to the Christian Science Monitor piece, which by the way, it was written by Melissa Moore in October of twenty nineteen, she says no one knows precisely where the term comes from. It might have originated during the lawless days of the California gold Rush, as Darcy pointed out, when miners had to create their own court systems to adjudicate disputes over claim jumping. Another theory speculates that these courts earned the name kangaroo because they jump to conclusions that's very, very fun The name, in fact may have originated as a kind of game, a mock trial, which is kind of funny considering what we're talking about with TV court shows. In eighteen fifty three, there was a book that described an early example of a kangaroo court as a form of entertainment in mock trial that allowed people in a tiny Texas town to pretend and play the parts of powerful lawyers and judges. Then, of course the term did evolve or devolve into a description of a court proceeding that is completely stacked against the person on trial. So good example is of twentieth century kangaroo courts would be Joseph Stalin's kangaroo courts, where anybody, you know, they had to on paper have the appearance of some sort of you know, justice being carried out, but in fact the outcome was predetermined.

We're talking less about the history of the etymology of the word itself, but rather the practice of a kangaroo court. So according to the Christian Science Monitor piece, which by the way, it was written by Melissa Moore in October of twenty nineteen, she says no one knows precisely where the term comes from. It might have originated during the lawless days of the California gold Rush, as Darcy pointed out, when miners had to create their own court systems to adjudicate disputes over claim jumping. Another theory speculates that these courts earned the name kangaroo because they jump to conclusions that's very, very fun The name, in fact may have originated as a kind of game, a mock trial, which is kind of funny considering what we're talking about with TV court shows. In eighteen fifty three, there was a book that described an early example of a kangaroo court as a form of entertainment in mock trial that allowed people in a tiny Texas town to pretend and play the parts of powerful lawyers and judges. Then, of course the term did evolve or devolve into a description of a court proceeding that is completely stacked against the person on trial. So good example is of twentieth century kangaroo courts would be Joseph Stalin's kangaroo courts, where anybody, you know, they had to on paper have the appearance of some sort of you know, justice being carried out, but in fact the outcome was predetermined.

Right, Yeah, I love that You're mentioning there. Oh. First off, Darcy, thank you so much for writing in. Really enjoyed this. We've got to mention a little bit more about the first recorded citation of the phrase kangaroo court eighteen fifty three. As you alluded to, Noel, it was called a stray Yankee in Texas, and they use the phrase kangaroo court, but they also use the phrase mustang court, and they spell it differently. It's fascinating because the earliest version of this phrase is not Australia, it is American.

Right, Yeah, I love that You're mentioning there. Oh. First off, Darcy, thank you so much for writing in. Really enjoyed this. We've got to mention a little bit more about the first recorded citation of the phrase kangaroo court eighteen fifty three. As you alluded to, Noel, it was called a stray Yankee in Texas, and they use the phrase kangaroo court, but they also use the phrase mustang court, and they spell it differently. It's fascinating because the earliest version of this phrase is not Australia, it is American.

That's exactly right, and that is in fact the sentiment of the Christian Science Monitor article title kangaroo court has a peculiarly American pass to You're absolutely correct, Bend. The examples that we know historically did come from the California gold rush area and this mock trial kind of situation for the entertainment of the public, much like court shows in Texas. And just to mention as another example of this kind of popping up again, we mentioned the court proceedings, the impeachment proceedings against then President Donald Trump. And you know, history, like you say, Ben, doesn't always repeat, but it sure rhymes. We now have this term kind of jumping up a again, pointing to the accused weaponization of the justice system against Trump. Something he said a lot on the campaign trail was that his political rivals were weaponizing the justice system in order to take him down, in order to neutralize him. He often referred to it as a plot by the Biden administration, and there were, you know, plenty of folks on his side that would argue the very same thing. Trump often said that other legal scholars, you know, backed him up, and that this was, in fact, this hush money trial is what we're talking about now, by the way, in which a panel of twelve New Yorkers did, in fact convict Trump, you know, of these crimes, you know, for accepting or for organizing the payment of hush money to the adult film actress Stormy Daniels. But some good examples of the things someone might say if they were in a kangaroo court situation were some of these quotes from Trump saying, mother Teresa could not beat these charges. These charges are rigged. The whole thing is rigged. The idea of the verdict was a preconceived notion. So the term kangaroo court has been and continues to be thrown around for these court proceedings by the supporters and colleagues, allies of Donald Trump, the idea that it's a conspiracy on the part of the left's, you know, leaning side of the US government. And that's the thing about terms like this, right, I mean, there certainly are historical examples like the Stalin trials. Very clearly no one ever had a chance, you know, of getting a fair trial. But it is a really good example of kind of the rhetoric wherein by calling something fake news, or calling something is stolen election, or calling something a kangaroo court enough times, it starts to delegitimize the proceedings, you know, in a way that can in fact stick with folks, you know, in terms of the court of public opinion.

That's exactly right, and that is in fact the sentiment of the Christian Science Monitor article title kangaroo court has a peculiarly American pass to You're absolutely correct, Bend. The examples that we know historically did come from the California gold rush area and this mock trial kind of situation for the entertainment of the public, much like court shows in Texas. And just to mention as another example of this kind of popping up again, we mentioned the court proceedings, the impeachment proceedings against then President Donald Trump. And you know, history, like you say, Ben, doesn't always repeat, but it sure rhymes. We now have this term kind of jumping up a again, pointing to the accused weaponization of the justice system against Trump. Something he said a lot on the campaign trail was that his political rivals were weaponizing the justice system in order to take him down, in order to neutralize him. He often referred to it as a plot by the Biden administration, and there were, you know, plenty of folks on his side that would argue the very same thing. Trump often said that other legal scholars, you know, backed him up, and that this was, in fact, this hush money trial is what we're talking about now, by the way, in which a panel of twelve New Yorkers did, in fact convict Trump, you know, of these crimes, you know, for accepting or for organizing the payment of hush money to the adult film actress Stormy Daniels. But some good examples of the things someone might say if they were in a kangaroo court situation were some of these quotes from Trump saying, mother Teresa could not beat these charges. These charges are rigged. The whole thing is rigged. The idea of the verdict was a preconceived notion. So the term kangaroo court has been and continues to be thrown around for these court proceedings by the supporters and colleagues, allies of Donald Trump, the idea that it's a conspiracy on the part of the left's, you know, leaning side of the US government. And that's the thing about terms like this, right, I mean, there certainly are historical examples like the Stalin trials. Very clearly no one ever had a chance, you know, of getting a fair trial. But it is a really good example of kind of the rhetoric wherein by calling something fake news, or calling something is stolen election, or calling something a kangaroo court enough times, it starts to delegitimize the proceedings, you know, in a way that can in fact stick with folks, you know, in terms of the court of public opinion.

Just alter that perception just enough.

Just alter that perception just enough.

That's right, oh man, And I almost forgot In terms of another great example of what a kangaroo court is, Matt made a note in our Strange News document that he found the perfect example from one of the great moments in pop culture, the Mike Judge film Idiocracy. We don't see if we can't come up with a vidict up in here now resecute him.

That's right, oh man, And I almost forgot In terms of another great example of what a kangaroo court is, Matt made a note in our Strange News document that he found the perfect example from one of the great moments in pop culture, the Mike Judge film Idiocracy. We don't see if we can't come up with a vidict up in here now resecute him.

Why you think You've done it.

Why you think You've done it.

Okay, number one, your honor, just look at him. Check this out, man, Joe should be like guilty.

Okay, number one, your honor, just look at him. Check this out, man, Joe should be like guilty.

Peace, that's it.

Peace, that's it.

That's it, and that's what happens.

That's it, and that's what happens.

So huge thanks to you, Darcy for bringing this up, because I do think it's a very interesting thing that some people maybe have heard the term but weren't aware of the history and really the kind of cultural relevance, because it is very much something. You know, we do live in interesting times, and now that we do have Donald Trump as president again, he has claimed to go after his political rivals, so I do tend to wonder if we may start seeing some Stalin esque kangaroo courts on behalf of the Trump administration against folks who he sees as having persecuted him in the past. Take a break here, work more, sponsor, and then come back with more messages from you.

So huge thanks to you, Darcy for bringing this up, because I do think it's a very interesting thing that some people maybe have heard the term but weren't aware of the history and really the kind of cultural relevance, because it is very much something. You know, we do live in interesting times, and now that we do have Donald Trump as president again, he has claimed to go after his political rivals, so I do tend to wonder if we may start seeing some Stalin esque kangaroo courts on behalf of the Trump administration against folks who he sees as having persecuted him in the past. Take a break here, work more, sponsor, and then come back with more messages from you.

And we have returned. We're going to go directly to Blue about blue zones, who followed up on a recent statement we had regarding the concept of blue zones. Let's go straight to the email, and then we are going to explore it together, hopefully with you playing along at home or wherever you are in this wide wide world, Blue about Blue Zones, you said in the recent episode about the Amish abuse scandal, you made reference to the blue zones of the world where people are known to live longer, and added that community is a cop invariable in these blue zones. You know what else is a common variable, fraud, deceit lies. Allegedly, a researcher named doctor Saul Justin Newman recently won an ignoble prize for his research debunking blue zones, claiming that the secret to an exceptionally long life is actually a lack of paper trail and plenty of bension fraud. This is me, says Blue about Blue Zones, leading you to the edge of the rabbit hole. I could not be more pleased with this, fellow conspiracy realist, Blue about Blue Zones, thank you so much. We learned about this idea a long time ago in our pursuit with our Alma matter How stuff works? Blue zones, what do you think, guys? The best way to describe them as the idea that there are a couple of communities, a handful of communities across the world wherein the average person, the average human being has a much higher chance of reaching the age of one hundred. Is that not about, right?

And we have returned. We're going to go directly to Blue about blue zones, who followed up on a recent statement we had regarding the concept of blue zones. Let's go straight to the email, and then we are going to explore it together, hopefully with you playing along at home or wherever you are in this wide wide world, Blue about Blue Zones, you said in the recent episode about the Amish abuse scandal, you made reference to the blue zones of the world where people are known to live longer, and added that community is a cop invariable in these blue zones. You know what else is a common variable, fraud, deceit lies. Allegedly, a researcher named doctor Saul Justin Newman recently won an ignoble prize for his research debunking blue zones, claiming that the secret to an exceptionally long life is actually a lack of paper trail and plenty of bension fraud. This is me, says Blue about Blue Zones, leading you to the edge of the rabbit hole. I could not be more pleased with this, fellow conspiracy realist, Blue about Blue Zones, thank you so much. We learned about this idea a long time ago in our pursuit with our Alma matter How stuff works? Blue zones, what do you think, guys? The best way to describe them as the idea that there are a couple of communities, a handful of communities across the world wherein the average person, the average human being has a much higher chance of reaching the age of one hundred. Is that not about, right?

Yeah, or at least having an elongated lifespan of some sort, right, longer than surrounding areas and averages for like a country or something.

Yeah, or at least having an elongated lifespan of some sort, right, longer than surrounding areas and averages for like a country or something.

Yeah, before we go into what you're saying blue about blue zones and I love that description there, Matt. Please know, folks, there are purported four to seven places like Okinawa or Sardinia in Italy, Okinawa's and Japan technically Lo Melnda, California, or of course Costa Rica. You'll also find areas of New Jersey cited as blue zones. And for the casual reader, this can seem like something incredibly cool, super fascinating, Like what if there is a place in the world that you can move to and just by living there you will have a higher quality of life and you'll have a longer quality of life experience.

Yeah, before we go into what you're saying blue about blue zones and I love that description there, Matt. Please know, folks, there are purported four to seven places like Okinawa or Sardinia in Italy, Okinawa's and Japan technically Lo Melnda, California, or of course Costa Rica. You'll also find areas of New Jersey cited as blue zones. And for the casual reader, this can seem like something incredibly cool, super fascinating, Like what if there is a place in the world that you can move to and just by living there you will have a higher quality of life and you'll have a longer quality of life experience.

Right.

Right.

So, a lot of people like the average age of death varies country to country. It's higher in developed countries than it is in underdeveloped countries, but the expiration date for the average person in a country doesn't factor in. Like the good times, you know, how long are you hail and hardy and walking around and having adventures versus how many decades do you spend sipping that peace soup through a straw.

So, a lot of people like the average age of death varies country to country. It's higher in developed countries than it is in underdeveloped countries, but the expiration date for the average person in a country doesn't factor in. Like the good times, you know, how long are you hail and hardy and walking around and having adventures versus how many decades do you spend sipping that peace soup through a straw.

No, you're right, man. As long as you're increasing the quality of life, as you said, and not just the length, then these are great.

No, you're right, man. As long as you're increasing the quality of life, as you said, and not just the length, then these are great.

And I'm it's not maybe right.

And I'm it's not maybe right.

We haven't.

We haven't.

We've talked about blue zones, but we're not qualified experts studying them. This is why the research by doctor Saul Justin Newman has rocked the assumptions about blue zones on their foundations. Our buddy, doctor Newman won the first ever Ignoble Award in the field of demography, in the field of studying this, and he wanted because as you are alluding to blue about blue zones, he looked into the math like a lot of people are gonna say yes to this. There's a cool place somewhere in Japan. There's a cool place somewhere in California. If you show up, not only will you live to become a centenarian, but you'll also have a way better time in your eighties and maybe even your nineties. Unfortunately, when he looked at the research, he found a lot of it was based on optimism maybe or willful ignorance of things like the government records of birth dates and death dates. Doctor Newman showed all these like he was He's like a guy who issues a mixtape where he fires shots at all the other rappers. Because he said, all right, blue zones only makes sense if you want them to make sense and you don't look into the research further. He said, those myths about the world's oldest person, you know, the number one award with the highest turnover historically. He said, that only makes sense if you ignore the fact that a lot of the documentation gets skewed because these people are from you know, one hundred years ago. I don't know, it's it's kind of a bummer. Maybe we should talk a little bit about the Ignoble Prize as well.

We've talked about blue zones, but we're not qualified experts studying them. This is why the research by doctor Saul Justin Newman has rocked the assumptions about blue zones on their foundations. Our buddy, doctor Newman won the first ever Ignoble Award in the field of demography, in the field of studying this, and he wanted because as you are alluding to blue about blue zones, he looked into the math like a lot of people are gonna say yes to this. There's a cool place somewhere in Japan. There's a cool place somewhere in California. If you show up, not only will you live to become a centenarian, but you'll also have a way better time in your eighties and maybe even your nineties. Unfortunately, when he looked at the research, he found a lot of it was based on optimism maybe or willful ignorance of things like the government records of birth dates and death dates. Doctor Newman showed all these like he was He's like a guy who issues a mixtape where he fires shots at all the other rappers. Because he said, all right, blue zones only makes sense if you want them to make sense and you don't look into the research further. He said, those myths about the world's oldest person, you know, the number one award with the highest turnover historically. He said, that only makes sense if you ignore the fact that a lot of the documentation gets skewed because these people are from you know, one hundred years ago. I don't know, it's it's kind of a bummer. Maybe we should talk a little bit about the Ignoble Prize as well.

I do, But first the blue zones. This is my understanding. Correct me if I'm wrong here. One of the primary things about blue zones in the past that I've read were about the diets of very specific regions, and that's playing a major part in you know, how long somebody lives because you're more healthy because you're getting more X in your diet. In a lot of places, it's a specific vegetable or specific type of very specific type of meat that is consumed more highly than others. And I'm just imagining how if enough of us think or believe that those specific pieces of produce will elongate our lives, then those fruits and vegetables become fad things, right.

I do, But first the blue zones. This is my understanding. Correct me if I'm wrong here. One of the primary things about blue zones in the past that I've read were about the diets of very specific regions, and that's playing a major part in you know, how long somebody lives because you're more healthy because you're getting more X in your diet. In a lot of places, it's a specific vegetable or specific type of very specific type of meat that is consumed more highly than others. And I'm just imagining how if enough of us think or believe that those specific pieces of produce will elongate our lives, then those fruits and vegetables become fad things, right.

Very department of truth, by the way, I'm.

Very department of truth, by the way, I'm.

Sorry, well, I mean but it's true though, because then that becomes like I'm imagining there's a new place that just open up near me that specializes in like smoothies and whole foods and super fruits and all these things. A lot of these again, like naturally growing things in specific parts of the world that are now being grown in mass and shipped all over everywhere, including North Georgia, where people you know, consume as many of those berries or those Japanese swee potas those as they possibly can because they think that it's going to lead them to these healthier lives. And you can also embolden companies to I'm just saying it. I don't know, there's something.

Sorry, well, I mean but it's true though, because then that becomes like I'm imagining there's a new place that just open up near me that specializes in like smoothies and whole foods and super fruits and all these things. A lot of these again, like naturally growing things in specific parts of the world that are now being grown in mass and shipped all over everywhere, including North Georgia, where people you know, consume as many of those berries or those Japanese swee potas those as they possibly can because they think that it's going to lead them to these healthier lives. And you can also embolden companies to I'm just saying it. I don't know, there's something.

Yeah, wheels within wheels. Not to be too Charlie Day about it. I need more red strings on the back. I need to decorate this place where I record I look like a serial killer anyway, there. You're absolutely right, Matt, because the typical factors for what creates a blue zone would be a local diet, right, or a whole foods diet, you would call it, right, and the you know, the Mediterranean diet is a great example of this. It's higher in vegetable matter, it's a little lower in carbs. Protein is not an every meal part of existence. And then you would also have rich social interactions or community, low stress, you have a baked in amount of physical activity, which honestly, physical activity plus diet, they're probably like the two big factors that will help people feel healthier for longer. And I don't want to discount rich social interactions or community. You know, unfortunately here in the United States and in other parts of the world, as people become elderly and their friends and community members pass away, they find themselves increasingly isolated. And that kind of isolation can be quite dangerous, not just to mental health, but to physical health as well. And you know, we don't have to get too into the weeds on this, but I think all five of us, Dylan, Matt Nole, yours truly and you listening at home, I think all five of us have seen some version of this.

Yeah, wheels within wheels. Not to be too Charlie Day about it. I need more red strings on the back. I need to decorate this place where I record I look like a serial killer anyway, there. You're absolutely right, Matt, because the typical factors for what creates a blue zone would be a local diet, right, or a whole foods diet, you would call it, right, and the you know, the Mediterranean diet is a great example of this. It's higher in vegetable matter, it's a little lower in carbs. Protein is not an every meal part of existence. And then you would also have rich social interactions or community, low stress, you have a baked in amount of physical activity, which honestly, physical activity plus diet, they're probably like the two big factors that will help people feel healthier for longer. And I don't want to discount rich social interactions or community. You know, unfortunately here in the United States and in other parts of the world, as people become elderly and their friends and community members pass away, they find themselves increasingly isolated. And that kind of isolation can be quite dangerous, not just to mental health, but to physical health as well. And you know, we don't have to get too into the weeds on this, but I think all five of us, Dylan, Matt Nole, yours truly and you listening at home, I think all five of us have seen some version of this.

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, for sure.

Although my diet is absolute crap. I'm fully isolated. I'm just boxing a lot, and I feel like I'm the healthiest I've ever been.

Although my diet is absolute crap. I'm fully isolated. I'm just boxing a lot, and I feel like I'm the healthiest I've ever been.

I'm bullish. I'm bullish on crap man. That fecal transplant episode persuaded me.

I'm bullish. I'm bullish on crap man. That fecal transplant episode persuaded me.

It fill me up with your perfect I.

It fill me up with your perfect I.

Told my girlfriend about that episode. You guys, now, that's not a thing. It's not real.

Told my girlfriend about that episode. You guys, now, that's not a thing. It's not real.

She just blocked it out, just refused to believe that it is day it is.

She just blocked it out, just refused to believe that it is day it is.

I told her.

I told her.

So we'll show this up to by mentioning the IG Nobel Prize. Please check out the excellent episodes by our pals over Stuff to blow your mind about the IG Nobel Prize. It is a satirical prize. It's kind of, you know, twisting the cheeks or a little adam boy to the Nobel Prize, which was funded by the guy who made up dynamite and later felt bad about it. That's the best log line for the Nobel Prize.

So we'll show this up to by mentioning the IG Nobel Prize. Please check out the excellent episodes by our pals over Stuff to blow your mind about the IG Nobel Prize. It is a satirical prize. It's kind of, you know, twisting the cheeks or a little adam boy to the Nobel Prize, which was funded by the guy who made up dynamite and later felt bad about it. That's the best log line for the Nobel Prize.

Wait for the Nobel or the.

Wait for the Nobel or the.

The ig Nobel makes fun of the Nobel Prize, and the Nobel Prize only exists because that guy killed a ton of people by inventing dynamite.

The ig Nobel makes fun of the Nobel Prize, and the Nobel Prize only exists because that guy killed a ton of people by inventing dynamite.

But he also made minds happen.

But he also made minds happen.

To get all the higher great points.

To get all the higher great points.

Great points.

Great points.

Yeah, the actual facts. Shout out to our pal Lauren Vogelbaum. Credit where it's due, the actual facts. Nobel Prizes are five separate awards that are that are you know, meant to acknowledge advances in humanity's weird long form game of improv primarily to assuash the conscience of Alfred Nobel, who again, through his inventions, killed a lot of people. The Ignoble Prize is not necessarily mean. It's not like the Darwin Awards when you make fun of people who died. The Ignoble Prizes are like if the Onion bought the Nobel Prize foundation. They are to honor achievements that make people laugh and then make them think. And with this debunking of blue zones we see one of the most well deserved Ignoble Prizes ever. It also, i would argue, prompts a larger conversation about what the future of lifespan will be for humans on this planet. I posit to you, guys that we will see a growing inequality of lifespan. It's already there. Between the haves and the have nots. But as we see it becomes more expensive to eat healthy food, as we see it becomes increasingly difficult to live in healthy environments, as we see it become increasingly implausible to avoid stuff like microplastics or airborne contaminants, We're going to see that one of the best indicators of long term health and life expectancy. Tell me if it's crazy, guys, I think it's going to be income and net worth.

Yeah, the actual facts. Shout out to our pal Lauren Vogelbaum. Credit where it's due, the actual facts. Nobel Prizes are five separate awards that are that are you know, meant to acknowledge advances in humanity's weird long form game of improv primarily to assuash the conscience of Alfred Nobel, who again, through his inventions, killed a lot of people. The Ignoble Prize is not necessarily mean. It's not like the Darwin Awards when you make fun of people who died. The Ignoble Prizes are like if the Onion bought the Nobel Prize foundation. They are to honor achievements that make people laugh and then make them think. And with this debunking of blue zones we see one of the most well deserved Ignoble Prizes ever. It also, i would argue, prompts a larger conversation about what the future of lifespan will be for humans on this planet. I posit to you, guys that we will see a growing inequality of lifespan. It's already there. Between the haves and the have nots. But as we see it becomes more expensive to eat healthy food, as we see it becomes increasingly difficult to live in healthy environments, as we see it become increasingly implausible to avoid stuff like microplastics or airborne contaminants, We're going to see that one of the best indicators of long term health and life expectancy. Tell me if it's crazy, guys, I think it's going to be income and net worth.

Yeah, it certainly does feel like whenever we talk about things like life extension technology and and the conspiracy theories behind say certain industries holding back you know, cures and remedies or perhaps you know, saving them only for the one percent of the one percent of the one percent, it does feel like we're already kind of heading in that direction.

Yeah, it certainly does feel like whenever we talk about things like life extension technology and and the conspiracy theories behind say certain industries holding back you know, cures and remedies or perhaps you know, saving them only for the one percent of the one percent of the one percent, it does feel like we're already kind of heading in that direction.

Well, I mean, yet, do you have time and the energy to get exercise on a regular basis? If you do, you likely have enough money to where, you know, whatever other worries or you know, responsibilities you've got, you can at least push off a little ways onto either somebody else by paying them or you know, we've talked about that before with wealth, Like that's why it's not a rule, but often when you see someone come into money, they get like super in shape compared to what they have been because they have all this time.

Well, I mean, yet, do you have time and the energy to get exercise on a regular basis? If you do, you likely have enough money to where, you know, whatever other worries or you know, responsibilities you've got, you can at least push off a little ways onto either somebody else by paying them or you know, we've talked about that before with wealth, Like that's why it's not a rule, but often when you see someone come into money, they get like super in shape compared to what they have been because they have all this time.

They're taking luxury, which you should focus on your summer that it's seen that way.

They're taking luxury, which you should focus on your summer that it's seen that way.

Like there has to be in the society like a luxury.

Like there has to be in the society like a luxury.

Really, you know, it's unfortunate that everyone doesn't have the opportunity or they have to like take it where they can get it. And not to mention things like food deserts or people that don't have access to fresh fruits and vegetables because of economic reasons.

Really, you know, it's unfortunate that everyone doesn't have the opportunity or they have to like take it where they can get it. And not to mention things like food deserts or people that don't have access to fresh fruits and vegetables because of economic reasons.

I want everybody to live the best life possible for as long as possible, you know, just don't hurt other people. The food desert thing is a big sticking point, you know. Here in Atlanta, we have a lot of food deserts and we don't talk about it too publicly, but we work assiduously to address that through asymmetrical means. And unfortunately, the need to resort to asymmetrical solutions is only a consequence of lack of legislation, right, lack of the ability to help people, the idea that not being in the one percent should consign a person and multiple generations thereof to some massive disadvantage. It's just gross, it's unclean, and the world population can do better. Let me step down off this soapbox real quick. But I think we can all agree with that. Sure, yeah, baby would be nice, It would be nice. It would also be massive to win a Nobel or an ag Nobel prize. Will take either one. While you're filling out the submission form for that, we can't wait to hear your results. We're going to pause for a word from our sponsors, will return with more messages from you. Court is in session.

I want everybody to live the best life possible for as long as possible, you know, just don't hurt other people. The food desert thing is a big sticking point, you know. Here in Atlanta, we have a lot of food deserts and we don't talk about it too publicly, but we work assiduously to address that through asymmetrical means. And unfortunately, the need to resort to asymmetrical solutions is only a consequence of lack of legislation, right, lack of the ability to help people, the idea that not being in the one percent should consign a person and multiple generations thereof to some massive disadvantage. It's just gross, it's unclean, and the world population can do better. Let me step down off this soapbox real quick. But I think we can all agree with that. Sure, yeah, baby would be nice, It would be nice. It would also be massive to win a Nobel or an ag Nobel prize. Will take either one. While you're filling out the submission form for that, we can't wait to hear your results. We're going to pause for a word from our sponsors, will return with more messages from you. Court is in session.

Boom, and we've returned, and we're going to be reading a story that was sent to us by Beefy. This is a fairly long one, guys, so if you don't mind, let's do this together. I love it when we do that.

Boom, and we've returned, and we're going to be reading a story that was sent to us by Beefy. This is a fairly long one, guys, so if you don't mind, let's do this together. I love it when we do that.

Chucks.

Chucks.

Yeah. I will start us off here, and this is just a note about the story from Beefy. The names have been changed to protect the innocent, even though we're not sure if Beefy already changed the names. We just changed them one more time. So there's so nobody is getting in trouble for anything.

Yeah. I will start us off here, and this is just a note about the story from Beefy. The names have been changed to protect the innocent, even though we're not sure if Beefy already changed the names. We just changed them one more time. So there's so nobody is getting in trouble for anything.

It's not short for Beefjamen, folks, so don't try to go forensic. We've got this covered.

It's not short for Beefjamen, folks, so don't try to go forensic. We've got this covered.

That's right.

That's right.

Here we go. Hey guys, this is Beefy. I'm in Denver, been here since two thousand and one, but I grew up in Boston. I'm forty six years old. I borrowed some money from my friend and his living partner some time ago. Let's call them. Craig, my male best friend for fifteen years, and Betty, his female girlfriend at the time they lived together. She had a young son of five or so that lived with them part time. Betty was an adult dancer, which is only relevant because of this stupid court show.

Here we go. Hey guys, this is Beefy. I'm in Denver, been here since two thousand and one, but I grew up in Boston. I'm forty six years old. I borrowed some money from my friend and his living partner some time ago. Let's call them. Craig, my male best friend for fifteen years, and Betty, his female girlfriend at the time they lived together. She had a young son of five or so that lived with them part time. Betty was an adult dancer, which is only relevant because of this stupid court show.

You continue there, Beefy. I borrowed one thousand dollars of each of them to start a small business thing. I'm a handyman in Denver. Some time went by and they had a falling out. It was very bad and ugly, and Betty pulled some shady stuff, so I did not pay her back. I did pay Craig back, but her nah.

You continue there, Beefy. I borrowed one thousand dollars of each of them to start a small business thing. I'm a handyman in Denver. Some time went by and they had a falling out. It was very bad and ugly, and Betty pulled some shady stuff, so I did not pay her back. I did pay Craig back, but her nah.

A year or so went by and I randomly got a call and it was people from the Judge Mathis show.

A year or so went by and I randomly got a call and it was people from the Judge Mathis show.

They said, do you want to be on.

They said, do you want to be on.

TV about your case? I was like hell no, mthan no. Then they told me that they pay the judgment if I go on the show, and I was like, what, why, and they said it's the only way some people will agree to it.

TV about your case? I was like hell no, mthan no. Then they told me that they pay the judgment if I go on the show, and I was like, what, why, and they said it's the only way some people will agree to it.

They also told me that they would fly me and Craig out and put us up in a hotel and we would get like one hundred and fifty dollars in.

They also told me that they would fly me and Craig out and put us up in a hotel and we would get like one hundred and fifty dollars in.

Food vouchers US dollars.

Food vouchers US dollars.

Yeah, that's correct, and I was like, f it, let's get it done. We flew to Chicago, got picked up in limos at the airport, and stayed in some bougie hotel. We then went to Buka Tobpo and ate.

Yeah, that's correct, and I was like, f it, let's get it done. We flew to Chicago, got picked up in limos at the airport, and stayed in some bougie hotel. We then went to Buka Tobpo and ate.

As only the bo good to bestow, and ate.

As only the bo good to bestow, and ate.

So much free Italian food we probably should have died from heart attacks that night. The next day was insane and weird.

So much free Italian food we probably should have died from heart attacks that night. The next day was insane and weird.

They made us dress nicely, but I wasn't good at this, so they provided me with a shirt that I would normally not wear. They brought us to this building where we walked through a large warehouse type of place, lights and crap everywhere. Then we had to stay in this room while we waited to be on the show. People came in periodically and tried to coach me on what to say. They wanted me to play it up a bit for entertainment purposes, et cetera. I said, sure, whatever, and waited like six hours in this room.

They made us dress nicely, but I wasn't good at this, so they provided me with a shirt that I would normally not wear. They brought us to this building where we walked through a large warehouse type of place, lights and crap everywhere. Then we had to stay in this room while we waited to be on the show. People came in periodically and tried to coach me on what to say. They wanted me to play it up a bit for entertainment purposes, et cetera. I said, sure, whatever, and waited like six hours in this room.

When they finally let us into the show, we walked through this very packed warehouse type of place and then bam right into this friggin courtroom in the middle of the warehouse.

When they finally let us into the show, we walked through this very packed warehouse type of place and then bam right into this friggin courtroom in the middle of the warehouse.

It was the show.

It was the show.

It was so surreal and gross. But then we walked up to the podiums and Craig sat next to me. The judge then did the thing and asked us about it. The judge and the dorky bailiff guy made stupid jokes about Betty being an adult dancer and a stripper, and the audience laughed, and I died inside a little.

It was so surreal and gross. But then we walked up to the podiums and Craig sat next to me. The judge then did the thing and asked us about it. The judge and the dorky bailiff guy made stupid jokes about Betty being an adult dancer and a stripper, and the audience laughed, and I died inside a little.

It's so unlike me to be doing this.

It's so unlike me to be doing this.

Then she told her story, and they clearly told her to spice it up a bit.

Then she told her story, and they clearly told her to spice it up a bit.

And here's a little side note included by Beef. Craig and I are in the hardcore scene here in Denver. That's a hardcore music scene. The shows there get pretty wild and at times violent, or they can seem that way at least. So she then tells them how crazy we are, and we jump on speakers and kick and punch each other for fun at these shows. The judge then looks at me and says, like heavy metal stuff, and I say, it's more punk based. Ah, so embarrassing.

And here's a little side note included by Beef. Craig and I are in the hardcore scene here in Denver. That's a hardcore music scene. The shows there get pretty wild and at times violent, or they can seem that way at least. So she then tells them how crazy we are, and we jump on speakers and kick and punch each other for fun at these shows. The judge then looks at me and says, like heavy metal stuff, and I say, it's more punk based. Ah, so embarrassing.

Then I have to explain what happened and I did not spice it up nor play along. They decided I owed the money, duh, and banged the gavel and sent us packing. They then walked us out of the building. The whole time we walked to the cars, this lady shamed me over and over again for not spicing it up for the TV and not playing along. I was like, whatever, lady, this isn't real. Just take me to the goddamn airport, which they did and we flew straight back to Denver.

Then I have to explain what happened and I did not spice it up nor play along. They decided I owed the money, duh, and banged the gavel and sent us packing. They then walked us out of the building. The whole time we walked to the cars, this lady shamed me over and over again for not spicing it up for the TV and not playing along. I was like, whatever, lady, this isn't real. Just take me to the goddamn airport, which they did and we flew straight back to Denver.

What a trip.

What a trip.

To this day, I can't find that video. It aired and a lot of people made fun of me for it. They were constantly saying, a low, dull voice, it's more punk based. To rasp me about it. That's funny, lol. I wish I could find that video. I tried searching for it and nothing comes up. And Matt, I believe you did some digging and similarly came.

To this day, I can't find that video. It aired and a lot of people made fun of me for it. They were constantly saying, a low, dull voice, it's more punk based. To rasp me about it. That's funny, lol. I wish I could find that video. I tried searching for it and nothing comes up. And Matt, I believe you did some digging and similarly came.

Up with nothing.

Up with nothing.

I went through so many judge mathis clips today, you guys, with all kinds of key words the roommate, loan, money, handyman, a dancers, Yeah, and just there's nothing that I could find that matched what this is, or at least the story that we've got from Beef. But if you find it that we're putting out the call right now before we end. If you find it, you better send it to us, please please, but also you better, but please it's conspiracy at iHeartRadio dot com. If you find it, center our way, Okay.

I went through so many judge mathis clips today, you guys, with all kinds of key words the roommate, loan, money, handyman, a dancers, Yeah, and just there's nothing that I could find that matched what this is, or at least the story that we've got from Beef. But if you find it that we're putting out the call right now before we end. If you find it, you better send it to us, please please, but also you better, but please it's conspiracy at iHeartRadio dot com. If you find it, center our way, Okay.

We also want to thank everybody who wrote in with some surprisingly surprisingly immediate first hand experiences with TV court shows. I think we hit a nerve on that one, and thank you so much to everybody for listening. Also, Matt, you know what really stands out about our pal Beefe's correspondence here is what we were arguing earlier. The producers are eternally attempting to make people, you know, spice things up.

We also want to thank everybody who wrote in with some surprisingly surprisingly immediate first hand experiences with TV court shows. I think we hit a nerve on that one, and thank you so much to everybody for listening. Also, Matt, you know what really stands out about our pal Beefe's correspondence here is what we were arguing earlier. The producers are eternally attempting to make people, you know, spice things up.

I think I've probably mentioned it on the show before because it's too stupid not to have, but I did help actually on a pilot for a reality show with the unfortunate title The Underground Runway.

I think I've probably mentioned it on the show before because it's too stupid not to have, but I did help actually on a pilot for a reality show with the unfortunate title The Underground Runway.

I don't think it ever got picked up.

I don't think it ever got picked up.

But it was basically about a bunch of bougie buckhead women, which is like kind of like an affluent neighborhood here in Atlanta, starting a fashion brand in their basement. And they called it the Underground Runway, which I just think is very unfortunate. But the producer it was just more or less telling everyone exactly what to say in those testimonials, coercing at the very least oftentimes straight up scripting for them.

But it was basically about a bunch of bougie buckhead women, which is like kind of like an affluent neighborhood here in Atlanta, starting a fashion brand in their basement. And they called it the Underground Runway, which I just think is very unfortunate. But the producer it was just more or less telling everyone exactly what to say in those testimonials, coercing at the very least oftentimes straight up scripting for them.

Hmm, well yeah, I can imagine if you are being told you're convinced to go out there, you're putting in a you know, a luxury hotel, the limo picks you up from the airport, you go to Buka, to freaking befo.

Hmm, well yeah, I can imagine if you are being told you're convinced to go out there, you're putting in a you know, a luxury hotel, the limo picks you up from the airport, you go to Buka, to freaking befo.

Didn't they file for bankruptcy, by the way, I think they filed.

Didn't they file for bankruptcy, by the way, I think they filed.

For the bankruptcy.

For the bankruptcy.

Yes, But.

Yes, But.

The whole point is if you're in you're experiencing all of that, right, and you're aware, and they're making you painfully aware that you actually don't have any consequences for anything that's happening here. I can imagine you might say, oh, sure, yeah we can, we can have a little fun with this thing, and don't you.

The whole point is if you're in you're experiencing all of that, right, and you're aware, and they're making you painfully aware that you actually don't have any consequences for anything that's happening here. I can imagine you might say, oh, sure, yeah we can, we can have a little fun with this thing, and don't you.

Like, don't you want to be on TV.

Like, don't you want to be on TV.

Yeah, I can totally.

Yeah, I can totally.

See you see it as well, and we maybe we end up sharing more of these TV Court show responses in future listener mail programs, if we if we have just a little bit of time. We also got amazing reactions, particular reactions to our run of improvised porn parody movie puns. Yeah it's yeah. This is our official letter from moment. I think we're all impressed by our pal, Dylan Tennessee pal Fagan's contributions to the chat.

See you see it as well, and we maybe we end up sharing more of these TV Court show responses in future listener mail programs, if we if we have just a little bit of time. We also got amazing reactions, particular reactions to our run of improvised porn parody movie puns. Yeah it's yeah. This is our official letter from moment. I think we're all impressed by our pal, Dylan Tennessee pal Fagan's contributions to the chat.

Here we go, who, by the way, has changed his name now to Dylan quote more punk based unquote Fagan.

Here we go, who, by the way, has changed his name now to Dylan quote more punk based unquote Fagan.

Yes, yeah, he's more punk based. He's locally, locally sourced punk based, which gets into.

Yes, yeah, he's more punk based. He's locally, locally sourced punk based, which gets into.

His blue zo.

His blue zo.

All right, all right, so letters from home, Hi, game, love the show. You can call me Deputy Drew and use this on air. A few of my favorite parody movie names. And I don't know if these have been used on air or if I just heard them and made them up at some point. So these the following you hear, are Deputy Drew. They're not us writing this. Gentlemen, I suggest we round robin these just for fun. First one, Harry pooter and the Sorcerer's bone. Oh.

All right, all right, so letters from home, Hi, game, love the show. You can call me Deputy Drew and use this on air. A few of my favorite parody movie names. And I don't know if these have been used on air or if I just heard them and made them up at some point. So these the following you hear, are Deputy Drew. They're not us writing this. Gentlemen, I suggest we round robin these just for fun. First one, Harry pooter and the Sorcerer's bone. Oh.

The next one is broke back mounting.

The next one is broke back mounting.

Lethal whooping. H I don't know about that. What's whooping? Maybe lethal whoopye would be I think that's a misnumber there.

Lethal whooping. H I don't know about that. What's whooping? Maybe lethal whoopye would be I think that's a misnumber there.

I don't know if Deputy Drew has taking notes.

I don't know if Deputy Drew has taking notes.

But we're here to help. We are making whoopee. It's not making whooping. Getting a whooping is getting your ass beat by your mom.

But we're here to help. We are making whoopee. It's not making whooping. Getting a whooping is getting your ass beat by your mom.

And that's a different show, by the way. That's we're here to help.

And that's a different show, by the way. That's we're here to help.

Yeah, yes, thank you, you're picking it up. So also, instead of final destination, anal destination. Next one is one of my favorites for the silly factor, Tiller on the roof.

Yeah, yes, thank you, you're picking it up. So also, instead of final destination, anal destination. Next one is one of my favorites for the silly factor, Tiller on the roof.

If and then if you're into a little bit more of vanilla sex, you can go for a missionary. Impossible.

If and then if you're into a little bit more of vanilla sex, you can go for a missionary. Impossible.

Wouldn't that be the opposite of vanilla sex, Like it's impossible for us to have missionary?

Wouldn't that be the opposite of vanilla sex, Like it's impossible for us to have missionary?

There you go, I say, you know what it's all, it's it's a creative liberty.

There you go, I say, you know what it's all, it's it's a creative liberty.

That's up to the filmmakers.

That's up to the filmmakers.

We're gonna skip one so we can go to I think the most subtle and amazing not home Alone. There are levels to that one, and I'm not sure, I like all the levels.

We're gonna skip one so we can go to I think the most subtle and amazing not home Alone. There are levels to that one, and I'm not sure, I like all the levels.

I don't think I understand.

I don't think I understand.

Well, okay, so we're implying that there are other people in the house. Maybe the person believes their home alone, but they're not, and maybe it's their stepsister. No wait what, you're a you dirty dog again.

Well, okay, so we're implying that there are other people in the house. Maybe the person believes their home alone, but they're not, and maybe it's their stepsister. No wait what, you're a you dirty dog again.

We're reading these contributions from our pal, Deputy Drew, who has worked on this for.

We're reading these contributions from our pal, Deputy Drew, who has worked on this for.

A long time.

A long time.

Indeed, I guess we could wrap it up with my personal favorite, the Lizard of Watts.

Indeed, I guess we could wrap it up with my personal favorite, the Lizard of Watts.

Get it. It's not like oz wads. Shout out also to our pal, we'll just call you thh for this one who said the whole email is just this one. Oppenheimen might just leave it there. Well, yeah, well done. If you want to join the cause, no pun left behind, we would love to hear from you. Tell us what you think this is not a legally recognized court in the United States that we do have some paperwork pending in Vanuatu. In the meantime, we'd love to have you be part of the show on air. Tell us your thoughts, tell us new episodes. Find us at the email, the telephone, or even on the lines, which I'm saying instead of online.

Get it. It's not like oz wads. Shout out also to our pal, we'll just call you thh for this one who said the whole email is just this one. Oppenheimen might just leave it there. Well, yeah, well done. If you want to join the cause, no pun left behind, we would love to hear from you. Tell us what you think this is not a legally recognized court in the United States that we do have some paperwork pending in Vanuatu. In the meantime, we'd love to have you be part of the show on air. Tell us your thoughts, tell us new episodes. Find us at the email, the telephone, or even on the lines, which I'm saying instead of online.

Now, yeah, it's sure you can find us all over the lines at the handle Conspiracies that where we exist on Facebook with our Facebook group, heres where it gets Crazy, on x FKA Twitter, as well as on YouTube, where you can find video concerts glore for your perusing enjoyment on Instagram and TikTok. However, we are Conspiracy Stuff Show.

Now, yeah, it's sure you can find us all over the lines at the handle Conspiracies that where we exist on Facebook with our Facebook group, heres where it gets Crazy, on x FKA Twitter, as well as on YouTube, where you can find video concerts glore for your perusing enjoyment on Instagram and TikTok. However, we are Conspiracy Stuff Show.

We also have a phone number. It's one eight three three st d WYTK. When you call in, give yourself a cool nickname, so every time you call in will recognize you and your voice, and then let us know inside the message whether or not we can use your name and message in one of our listener mail episodes. If you've got more to say than could fit in a three minute voicemail, why not instead send us a good old fashioned email.

We also have a phone number. It's one eight three three st d WYTK. When you call in, give yourself a cool nickname, so every time you call in will recognize you and your voice, and then let us know inside the message whether or not we can use your name and message in one of our listener mail episodes. If you've got more to say than could fit in a three minute voicemail, why not instead send us a good old fashioned email.

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