Dear Steve and Shirley,

I need some serious advice right now. I’m a 30-year-old and I’m dating a 29-year-old woman. She is a very sexy, sweet woman with a great figure, but she has one flaw that is hard to overlook. She has hairy feet, a hairy chest, and her back is hairy. When we first met, it was in the middle of the winter so she wore sweaters, she wore jeans and boots mostly and kept her socks on when we were chilling at home…