Dear Steve and Shirley, I came home after a party late at night with my sister and walked in on a man having a drink in my living room. I was tipsy and so was my sister, but we could see that this man was fine. My husband was passed out on the couch, so I got another drink and sat with this strange man. He told me that my husband said he could stay over because he was in town to kick it with my husband for his birthday. My sister decided to stay over at that point, and she poured herself a drink. I went to change out of my dress but couldn't unzip it, so I yelled for my sister to help me. The strange fine man came in and said he and I were the only two people still awake in the house. As he unzipped my zipper, his tongue followed the zipper down my back.............................................