From tiny robots crawling up your nose to Bronte’s brush with a deadly African cat, it’s a wild one. We unpack why wet wipes might be ruining your butt, do a deep dive into Nollywood’s “Everybody Loves Jenifa,” and take strange animal encounter calls that include koalas in kitchens and meerkats that bite. Plus, it’s a new financial year, time for fresh resolutions and maybe... fewer drunk purchases?