FULL SHOW l This Is Why You Don’t Marry AI

A rogue massage chair, a bikini bus ban and women being dumped by their AI husbands and that’s just before the first half. We chat to an actual astronomer about the universe, unleash full-blown house war cries, and celebrate the week in Say What?!  Plus, childhood TV nostalgia hits hard as Bananas…

FULL SHOW l The Sea Monkey Trial

Sexy Scrolling spirals fast when Lakey admits to texting another girl at the worst possible moment, while Producer “Uncle” Harry is put on trial over the Sea Monkey saga.  Add wild “one too many” stories, Bronte’s chaotic cooking results and a MAFS Danny interview.

MAFS BONUS EP: “I’ll Put 100 Grand On It” Danny Speaks Out

Last night’s dinner party on Married at First Sight Australia erupted into Brides Behaving Badly, with Danny dragged straight into the drama. Brooke went on a full mean-girl streak, claiming she could ruin his marriage, and bombshell comment surfaced that Danny had said Gia was his “type.” Bronte …

FULL SHOW l The Younger Flame

AI is now doing emotional labour in relationships, Etsy witches are under threat, and somehow a yoghurt spoon becomes a medical emergency. We unpack Chinese New Year rules, wild athletics carnival achievements, and whether dating a much younger flame is hot… or a hard no

FULL SHOW l Your Face Might Be Exposing Your Bedroom Secrets

Bronte loses her voice but not her opinions as the team put a controversial face-reading “sex compatibility” test to the test, launch the Specific Athletics Carnival, and argue over the worst pet names imaginable. Add sea monkeys, unhinged nacho recipes and a few very personal revelations, and you’…

BONUS EP l LUKE MAFS SPILLS BTS

The guys get the truth out of Luke from Married at First Sight. Married at First Sight airs tonight at 7.30pm on Channel 9 and 9Now.

FULL SHOW l Mid-Thirties Energy

From a truly unhinged “bomb in the bum” story to Lakey questioning whether eggs have given him the ick. Bronte draws a hard line on whether she’s actually mid-thirties (and the callers come in hot with maths). Plus, we put opening lines to the test, dissect dating profiles, and uncover the kind of …

FULL SHOW l The Cheating Confession That Stopped the Room

A cheating confession stops the studio, a dating app glitch sends Olympic villages into meltdown, and Lakey tries to imagine surviving on a tradie worksite (spoiler: tools may be thrown).

BONUS EP l BEC MAFS "I’m going to be completely and utterly honest with you "

Bec addressed the ongoing tension with Gia, revealing that during the first dinner party Gia claimed Bec’s husband Danny was “looking at her”, which Bec completely shut down.

FULL SHOW l The Mirror Debate

From debating what the “perfect” man and woman actually look like to rescuing a stranger in the wild, this episode is all over the place in the best way. Lakey makes a very strong case for mirrors in the bedroom and Bronte talks Sea Monkey dynasties.