FULL SHOW l The Audition Lakey Wishes We Didn’t Find

Our brand-new game The Sentence Game makes its chaotic debut. We also unpack MAFS “bases,” hear the wildest things found in the wash, and deal with tech attacks after Bronte’s laptop literally blows up.

FULL SHOW l The Dubai Influencer Secret

A wild start to the week, from the “small penis” chat to the bizarre truth about influencers in Dubai. We debate which art forms people secretly find boring, test a bold onion-cutting hack, and hear the most chaotic times listeners were forced to drive manual.  

UNCUT: Interview with the Man with the World’s Smallest Penis

Warning: This episode contains graphic and explicit content and may not be suitable for all listeners. Listener discretion is advised. In one of our most unfiltered conversations yet, we sit down for a raw, uncensored interview with the man claiming to have the world’s smallest penis. Nothing is o…

FULL SHOW l They Finally Got Their Phones Back

Dumb Phone Week finally ends and the moment everyone’s been waiting for arrives — Bronte & Lakey get their smartphones back. We debate if Birkenstocks belong in the club and hear the most chaotic driving lesson disasters (including a gear stick falling out). Plus, pyramid punishments, overrated s…

FULL SHOW l Who Should Say ‘I Love You’ First?

Gangnam Style, death playlists, and a camel pageant… Thursday got weird fast. Dumb Phone Week continues, while we uncover the most annoying things partners do in their sleep (hello human furnaces). Plus Harry’s hypotheticals, and a big MAFS debate- who should say “I love you” first?

FULL SHOW l Lakey Is Losing It

Lakey is officially cracking during Dumb Phone Week — so we put his fate in the hands of a Jury of 3. Should he be allowed to quit? We also debate bin diving for bottles, relive classic kid banter (hello tickle monster), and uncover the Spaghetti Monster story you didn’t know you needed.  

FULL SHOW l Should You Delete Your Ex’s Pics?

Charles Leclerc, a nude murder mystery, and a brutally honest Dumb Phone update, Lakey is spiralling while Bronte is thriving. We ask the big MAFS-style question: should you delete photos (and nudes 👀) of your ex in a new relationship? The calls get messy.  

FULL SHOW l She Partied at 38 Weeks Pregnant?!

Dumb Phone Week officially kicks off and handing over the smartphones was very difficult for some.  Plus, we talk partying pregnant (Spain festivals to Nutbush at 38 weeks), $250 up for grabs on CYBB, and your daily dose of MAFS chaos.

FULL SHOW l That Screen Time Is Criminal

Thai police left us with more questions than answers, “boy dinner” divided the studio, and apparently… smart undies are now a thing?! We play the dangerously confusing game K-Pop Band or Condom Brand, audit our horrifying screen time (Jess… it’s bad), and ask the big question- what would you actua…

FULL SHOW l Age Champion Reveal

Bronte goes full forensic investigator and audits the team’s toothbrushes (yes… it’s as gross as it sounds). Lakey is dragged into a full-blown on-air trial. Plus, we officially crown the Age Champion of the Incredibly Specific Athletics Carnival