FULL SHOW l Pervy Pythons

Unpopular opinions explode, Schoolies overshare, and Australia’s official break-up date looms. Callers report the creatures that have wandered into their homes; including one extremely pervy python.

FULL SHOW l Unpopular Opinions

From the science behind the “best boyfriends” to the Instagram likes audit nobody is prepared for, today’s show is pure chaos. Santa photos go horribly wrong, cameras catch way too much, and one caller exposes the truth about KFC chicken. 

FULL SHOW l The Perfect Pick-Up Line (Apparently)

Is liking someone’s photo cheating? Bronte & Lakey unpack the explosive poll while the public weighs in on KFC hierarchy. Recurring dreams get analysed, Uber’s biggest-ever orders get revealed, and callers share the wildest themed children’s names. It all ends with a billionaire’s pick-up line that…

FULL SHOW l Nude Cruise Rules

A nude cruise with very strict rules, a public pool horror story, and the realisation that we might be living in a simulation. Bronte cops a sleep-injury in the middle of the night, listeners share their most terrifying sleep shocks, and someone admits to… pooping in every pool in Townsville. Plus:…

FULL SHOW l Billy Lost His Willy

From ASMR spas to death-row hypotheticals, Monday comes in weird. Bronte & Lakey unpack the rogue childhood versions of “Jingle Bells,” hear unconventional proposal stories, and prep their KFC Christmas order. It’s festive, chaotic and very, very funny.

FULL SHOW l What the Schoolies Said

From a massive singles night to unhinged Schoolies street chats, today’s show is peak Friday energy. Listeners reveal what they smuggle into restaurants, how their relationships started, and one caller who takes “all you can eat” very literally. Add in a butt prank and a $50 billion bill, and you’v…

FULL SHOW l Bronte starts the show with a BANG!

Gay sheep, lickable wrapping paper and Hungry Jacks chaos.. Thursday is unreasonably chaotic. Bronte grapples with a gift dilemma while callers reveal their most dramatic exam-day disasters. Plus: soft toys in bed, gendered emojis and one studio moment that sends everyone into hysterics.

FULL SHOW l The Day Bronte Got Told Off

A sheep-smuggling stunt, a weight-guessing website, and the weirdest pet names you’ve ever heard.  Producer Anny drops fresh witchcraft guidance while Bronte gets roasted for turning up early. It’s messy, magical and impossible not to listen to.

FULL SHOW l Pokémon Dealer

A.I. ministers, smugglers files, and Bronte’s childhood runaway story set the tone for a rogue Monday. Lakey relives an arcade flex that went horribly wrong, callers confess their biggest wins (and bans!) at claw machines, and a new impressions game steals the show.

FULL SHOW l The Big Claims Show

It’s the day of reckoning: every Big Claim you’ve heard this week is tested live. From Harry’s bizarre challenges to Bronte’s watermelon experiment and Lakey’s Dreamworld interview, nothing goes to plan at all. If you’ve been following the claims, you cannot skip this one.