FULL SHOW l False Alarm

Bronte tests Lakey’s chaotic alarm hack, and Lakey chickens out of DIY surgery. Plus, we talk killer elephants, weird sexual science at 40, and the great “mansplaining cookies” debate. 

FULL SHOW l Home Surgery

Stranger Things hits SNL, Beckham starts beef, and Bronte declares barrel jeans illegal for first dates. We debate donut-smelling towns, DIY stitches removal, and run a chaotic “Hold This Call” experiment.

FULL SHOW l Smooth Operator

Today we learned where listeners faint (hint: everywhere), that crushing watermelons with your head is a sport, and that Bronte can be burped like a baby

FULL SHOW l Meet Your Ugly Twin

Ever been told you look like someone… just uglier? Today Bronte & Lakey discover their “choppelgangers,” investigate the rise of the Male Karen, and dive into some truly cursed plastic surgery stories

FULL SHOW l Brutal Honesty

Today we learned about “breast rests,” debated the dating rules men should follow, and discovered James Morehouse apparently hates boobs. Anny drops a brutal hypothetical, kids roast adults with savage honesty, and Sweet Talk delivers another spicy twist. Plus, can you really just take one Panadol?

FULL SHOW l It's Never Too Late

A proposal goes wrong, a crowd cheers as a man gets booted in the balls, and we meet the woman who snorts all her meals through a straw. Then we settle debates no one asked for: are fake plants tacky, should you talk in elevators, and how late is too late for your first tattoo? 

FULL SHOW l Bum Taps

$20k to meet Federer? A piano-playing octopus? And Millennials vs “Jessica”? Bronte & Lakey investigate sourdough culture wars, doctor bum taps, and creepy crawlies.

FULL SHOW l Where Are My Hospital Pants!?

The first show of 2026 has it all: missing hospital pants, illegal cinema sampling, and a family Christmas ruined by Bad Santa. Callers confess sticker crimes, board game bans, and beauty trends get weird. Oh, and someone eats dried anchovies on live radio. Happy New Year!

FULL SHOW l Stood-Up Showdown

A wrong delivery, a heated dating dispute, and a surprising new tax headline make this one a rollercoaster. Bronte’s arrival mishap opens the floodgates, while Lakey’s dating drama sends the phone lines into meltdown

FULL SHOW l What You Can’t Say

A man drought, insecurity signs and words people physically can’t say take over the show. Queensland weighs in on the Colour of the Year, while smugglers keep making very dumb mistakes.