hings got deeply unsettling when Lakey admitted the bizarre thing he was obsessed with as a kid and suddenly the phones exploded with everyone else’s weird childhood “crack.” Plus, an AFL player’s lockjaw injury sparks a round of utterly bizarre injury stories, including a man accidentally knocking out his own teeth and someone gluing their eyelid shut in their sleep. We also unpack whether it’s acceptable to go barefoot on a plane and Lakey’s chaotic ear-cleaning experience in China.