From prisoners eating guinea pigs to pets pulling off the wildest injuries at the Hambone Awards, today’s show is chaos in the best way. Bronte’s partner’s DIY attempt ends with someone crashing through the roof, we’re talking foods that can actually hurt you (chia seeds??), and listeners confess their cruise-iest jobs. Plus, Split or Steal serves up more greed, and the team drop cryptic Book Week costume clues.