Billy kicks the show off with the All Sports Report, then Demons captain Max Gawn is in studio to talk about Neale Daniher, Alice Springs, and the Giro D'Italia.

Topics Brownless barely gets his topic out, then completely abandons ship, but the Rush Hour Family comes through for us anyway.

A very funny story about BT and Liam Baker has been confirmed, the Tigers have drafted a giant, and JB has some issues to vent about.

Billy has an enormous Idiot FIle, then after last night's State of Origin National Anthem didn't quite hit the mark - we look at other sub-optimal National Anthem performances.

Finally, Billy has a fruity Thursday joke about a legless parrot.