Billy is in Adelaide for the Cats' game, it's hosing down in Melbourne town, and we start off with an All Sports Report that goes completely off the rails.

GWS Giant Finn Callaghan is in studio while his side has the bye this week - and Billy has prepared something that sums up the Giants' current form.

Topics Brayshaw brings back the classic "What The Hell?!", before Melbourne Vixen and Aussie Diamond Jo Weston is in studio to talk about Big Freeze at the 'G.

Billy's Idiot Song is all about combat, Fremantle's Karl Worner calls in as the Dockers look to win their 12th straight game, then Billy finishes with a very inappropes joke.