It's ratings day and the boys are up and about - even more so because of a massive edition of the All Sports Report.

Triple M Cricket's Mark Taylor calls in as Australia prepares to take on South Africa in Durban tomorrow night, then Topics Brownless wants to know what you've seen tied to a car... unusual.

Rabs lays down his vote for the Triple M 1000, then soccer legend Archie Thompson calls in to preview the Australia Cup final between South Melbourne and Melbourne Victory.

We welcome Daisy with an Idiot Song full of Billy's cockups when he was in the studio, then South East Melbourne Phoenix head coach Josh King is in studio ahead of Throwdown 34 against Melbourne United on Saturday night - plus he reveals what he thinks of Wharfie Time.

Finally, Billy has a very fruity joke a member enlargement.