Billy's had a fresh haircut, and kicks off the show with the All Sports Report - but Mitch Cleary interrupts from Marvel Stadium where all 18 AFL teams are gathered before the trade deadline.

Mark Howard calls in from South Africa to respond to being called 'The Australian Man" by his South African co-host, then Mick and Roy battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz.

Billy tells us about his new neighbours - one of whom is very familiar to the Rush Hour Family, then Mitch Clear is back with more trade news, and we ask which band will feature the most in the Triple M 1000.

Collingwood's Harry Perryman is in studio to promote the Melbourne Boat Show, but we have to play him a warning message from his fiancee's uncle.

Finally, Billy tell us a food related joke to close the show.