My Tip

Published Sep 5, 2024, 5:56 PM

When your waiter has the best customer service, should he get his proper gratuity or nah?

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after this is my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is is his granddaddy expecting something?

My granddaddy.

We'll find out what that's all about, mister Brown. That's all I make that, So we'll find out what that's all about. Just a few what Granddaddy's up to. But right now the nephew is here with today's prank. Phone call, nephew, what you got for us?

Further, this prank is dedicated to all the waiters and waitresses across the country, all the waiters and waitresses. All right, the title of this prank is my tip. All right, let's go catch my tip.

Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach mister mister Kenny. Yeah, this is how you doing. I'm actually calling you from the the same food house you came and had. I waited on you. You came and had dinner over here the other.

Night, yeah, about two nights ago.

Yeah. I was the food I was a service.

Every everything was good.

I don't.

I don't have any complaints. I always enjoy when I come there.

I don't.

I never got a phone call from you. Got everything all right?

Yeah, Yeah, everything. So I'm actually uh, I don't know if you remember me waiting on you, but I actually waited on you.

Oh okay, okay, how you doing.

I'm good. What would would you say? Would you say that my service was was was pretty good.

And up the par Yeah? Like I said, man, everything was excellent every time I come there. The food is great, the service is good. I have no complaints. Everything is is good.

Okay, good, good deal, good deal, mister Kenny. Listen you if you don't mind me asking, man, if you really thoroughly enjoyed uh, the service as well as the food and uh, I'm assuming you you you come here a lot, so I'm assuming you you really like the food that we put out. If you don't mind, if I can ask you a question, if you don't mind, sure, okay. If the service was so good and you enjoyed everything, why why you why you tip me the way you did?

Excuse me? Why did I do?

Well? You know you you you you didn't even tip even close to tenth percent? You know I I was just just you called.

First of all, let me ask you something because I don't remember giving my phone number writing my phone number down on any survey I didn't. I've never taken a survey, nor have I gotten a call from you guys. So how did you get my phone number?

Well, I'm just giving a courtesy call and I'm just curious about you know.

Hey, that's fine, but how did you You didn't answer my question how did you get my phone number? Because I didn't give it to anybody there. So you you've done something that.

To to when I went on and I went on and research and what it took to get a number. So yeah, I did you know? It was just bothering me that that you tipped me the way you did.

Well, it's bothering me that you called me in the middle of the day asking me about a tip. First of all, uh, I'm did you say I tipped you?

I got five dollar tip and your meal was at least eighty something plus dollars.

You you've done all this research and you got the wrong number. You got the wrong damn number, because, first of all, I took more than five damn dollars. I used to work for Chips Brush, so let me explain that to you. I used to work for chips and I know what it's like. And then five dollars is No, you got the wrong tape. You don't dollars research for that?

No, no wrong you you mister Kenny that waited on you.

I'm kidnies, but but David, you don't got the wrong kiddiuse nnis. Don't tip, no damn five dollars. When I go, I ball, baby, I go to the people because I want to entertain my people. You know what I'm saying.

So I don't have But see the problem I'm having. You know you you you bringing your people and you want to ball and everything. But you you know you balling with them, but you short change in the waistaff.

I ain't short changing.

Damn.

Look, you complain about five dollars. I give you five dollars to get off this damn phone. Now what I give you five dollars for? I don't tip, no damn five dollars. Got plenty of money. I got plenty of money. I don't need you to call me tell me how the damn timp I told you man, I used to work for TIMPs. I don't need you to call me.

You would you would say you would think that if you would you would think that if you were somebody that worked for some tips that you would know how to come in and till somebody leave at least fifteen percent. Man, I can't even understand how how you come in? You bothering you for you know you the wrong, A couple of people with you, and you leave me with five.

Out Look here, man, I ain't leave you. I told your stupid I ain't leave you with no five dollars. Man, I left at least twenty five dollars up in that thanks God hosting some people, and I want to show my gratitude for something, and you calling me about the wrong damn tip them out and the wrong person. You haven't got the wrong person and Carlin.

Got the wrong person. You missed it, Kenny. I remember waiting on you and two other people when you came in there. What was ain't you in there with two other people? Man?

Who the hell are you? How do you know all my damn business? Anyway? Who the hell are you?

Because I'm because I'm the one that waited only to tell yourself only way, the only way, the only way we could really rectify it. Won't you do this? Man? Won't you come back up here and bring me the tip that I deserve? I ain't coming.

No, damn well, I told you, matter of fact, when I come up there again, i'm gonna look for your you give me your name, and you give me your manager name, because matter of fact, I'm gonna call up there and come up there today because I don't appreciate you calling my damn pall by some skip and I know putting down well, I till cut money.

Okay, we'll do this for me. Do this for me. When you do come up here today, will you bring me my damn tip money.

I'm gonna give you a tip. I'm gonna give you a tip. Quit calling people about the tip and maybe make some better service and you'll get a better tip. I'm bring your tip. I'm bring you the tip of my shoe up here. That wasn't a brain because you got I.

Get into the job today at five o'clock.

I ain't look here, man. It ain't no problem. That's perfect because I get off at five and I'm gonna come down there. I'm gonna turst. I'm gonna talk your manager. Then I'm gonna hand you the little extra money tip money you want send. I'mna whoop your in the parking lot. That's what I'm gonna do.

You know what, I ain't worried about it to get my I want the tip.

I'ma give you a till quit stucky people by the damn tip. That's what you stopped doing. That's your tip.

You see.

No tests me off now. So I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna whoop. That's what I'm gonna do.

Okay, I'm gonna tell you what do I need to do to help you all my time? Hey what, hey, man, I ain't worried about nothing, because let me tell you something. If you whoop the same way you timp, I ain't worried about the damn thing. No, check this out.

You got the wrong number, but you got the right cause. I'm gonna come down there and i'm gonna let you see what it is. Player.

See.

I try to conduct myself in a nice matter and be professional. But you're the about this.

And you gonna get it.

I got your till when I bob you gotta weed, i'ma come down there and beat you. That's what I'm gonna do. You're gonna get the real I'm coming down there as soon as I get off from work. You better not bring it down there.

You ain't got to worry about me.

What's your name?

What's your name? Don you you you gotta be in the paper?

I remember your name?

What's your name? My name? Tell me? Tell me what?

Because I'm on with Timmy.

Who nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got brank what hey? Man, this is a nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy Richard got me the pray phone. Call you god. You know what y'all You know.

I got my damn pressure up. Man, y'all some stink I'm gonna I'm gonna get I'm gonna get both of y'all time, y'all because y'all ain't right.

Man.

You got me hollering in the damn building. My employee's looking at me. Man, ain't never see me at like this. I'm up here talking about a meeting so we can get our coming to Christmas party together, man, And you got me here, y'all.

Man, Hey, kiddy, man, I got I gotta ask you though, baby. Come on, man, what is what's the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in the land.

The Steve Harvey Morning show.

Man. Hey, man, hey, listen, take all the employees to the seafood house. Man.

Hey, I'm scared to go down, and now they might not. They might be staring to go with me. It might be a good they're gonna be pulling out then, boss, we got it. Man, y'all got me, y'all got me.

Come on and give me some frank praise up in here.

Come on now playing what was money in the tips and stuff?

So crazy?

Uh?

Y'all y'all been start embracing this kind of stupid.

Man, y'all have been around it.

You're you're around a genius every day and don't know how to act with me? And that bothers me.

What's genius?

That's kind of that. That's a big word. That's a big powerful word. Yeah.

Really in a little bit, okay, you sound like, yeah, we're jumping.

Augusta George is the nephew is coming to town. I looked at the tickets almost so loud. Y'all better come see the nephew. Stupid only come around once every ten and twelve years. Come watch me work Friday night, Augusta George, and I wish I could play some golf at what tie could be planning? Any hook ups on there?

Anybody knowing a your uncle.

His as I all right, thanking of you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters. Subject is Granddaddy expecting something.

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