Finals, Fathers, Football, Food and several other F words get quite a workout this week, but it is the E words that bring the self-appointed resident show wordsmith to his knees. Spoiler alert: the E words may or may not include emasculated, emaciated, erection, eviscerated, easy, ego or elephant. All are in the room.
There is a healthy serving of footy talk, a pinch of racing news, a sprinkle of darts, a spoonful of tennis and sadly a big helping of farewells in a star-studded Deathalyser. Vale Dolly.
Grab your Oxford, Collins, Macquarie or even your Funk and Wagnalls and suspend your tenure with the English language.
Kevin Hillier, Mark Fine, Stephen J Peak, Ken Francis
Producer - Steve Visscher
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