Ummmm, so where do we begin? Ok so there’s plenty of post-FA Cup chat, as we discuss Manchester United’s exit at home at the hands of Middlesbrough, leading to a classic Hannah East tirade; we muse over the most appropriate attire for a player unveiling after Glenn Hoddle’s scathing comments about Dele Alli’s outfit at Everton and we have our obligatory ‘Is Declan Rice the best player in football history blah blah blah?’ discussion. We also chat about Steve Bruce managerial comeback at West Brom and discuss his former teammate Roy Keane's return to the dugout at Sunderland however, then Mike left... and it descended into Joe and Hannah seeing which body parts they can fit in their mouth and discussing what food it’s ok to eat off the floor. Oh and the ‘Mike vs Joe’s Mum’ Beef goes nuclear. Enjoy! Don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS PODCAST AWARDS! https://sportspodcastawards.com/auth/register And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

We have the extremely funny and talented presenter Nicole Holliday on the show this week, talking all things Arsenal. Get ready for what Nicole wishes she’d done when she met Thierry Henry; her time with Freddie Ljungberg that she’ll never get back and how she tamed Anthony Joshua. Oh and Joe has an embarrassing and depressing story about Jake Gyllenhaal, standard. Enjoy! Don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS PODCAST AWARDS! https://sportspodcastawards.com/auth/register And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

This week we round-up the transfer window and assess Frank Lampard’s chances of keeping his new-look Everton side in the Premier League, ask does Conte finally have players he can count on at Spurs and Nicole Holliday joins the gang to talk all things Arsenal and Aubameyang. PLUS, the team have mixed reviews of their recent spa days as Mike gets flustered, Hannah gets delirious and Joe gets injured. Oh and there’s also some stuff about tattoos that we’d like to apologise for in advance! Enjoy! Don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS PODCAST AWARDS! https://sportspodcastawards.com/auth/register And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

This week Joe reveals a controversial opinion about new Watford manager Roy Hodgson, we muse over whether Wayne Rooney would ever go to Everton and wonder what on earth is wrong with Pep Guardiola. Plus, Mike can’t remember the last time Arsenal scored, Hannah gets riled up defending Marcus Rashford and Joe is very, very sad about Spurs vs Chelsea. Don’t worry though, there’s also plenty of rubbish, as Mike thinks it might be time for a manicure, Joe reveals why he really bought those binoculars and Hannah… well Hannah just can’t stop singing! Don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS PODCAST AWARDS! https://sportspodcastawards.com/auth/register And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

In a little taster of the main show, Joe gets misty-eyed over his nostril trimmer, while Hannah reveals what really happens when ladies go to the salon... More of this rubbish in the full show every week and don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS PODCAST AWARDS! https://sportspodcastawards.com/auth/register Oh and if you like the show, please feel free rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

In our brand new spin-off podcast we chat to comedian Jack Skipper about his viral comedy videos, getting hounded live on TikTok and how football has influenced his comedy. Follow @MrJackSkipper for more info and don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS PODCAST AWARDS! https://sportspodcastawards.com/auth/register And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

Ummm, well it’s a ‘varied’ show! We discuss Spurs record-breaking comeback against Leicester in the Premier League; ask what next for Rafa Benitez and Everton; plus we talk about crisis club Manchester United and wonder whether the relationship between Thomas Tuchel and Romelu Lukaku is beyond repair. PLUS, Joe opens up about his unusual skincare regime, Mike eats some humble pie and Hannah takes us behind the scenes at her local salon… not for the faint-hearted. Enjoy! Don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS PODCAST AWARDS! https://sportspodcastawards.com/auth/register And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

In an episode teetering on the edge of chaos, we discuss the fallout from the FA Cup Third Round, as Mike gets crabby about Lewis Grabban’s beard. There’s also some Spurs chat, as Joe fights back the tears after Tottenham are knocked out of the Carabao Cup and we wonder whether Spurs might soon be facing life without Conte! However not to worry, as there’s also plenty of rambling about how much we fancy Idris Elba, Hannah outdoes herself with her inability to pronounce any normal words and an innocent chat about cats and cucumbers leads to a few surprises! Enjoy😊 Don't forget, you can send us a voice note to be played on the show! https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) You can get involved with the show too: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

This week we ask, have Spurs scuppered their chances of silverware against Chelsea? Can Ralf Rangnick save Manchester United? And can Burnley really go down!? But don’t worry, there’s also stories of Joe making friends in hospital, how to ask for a foot stool in Scotland and an extremely elongated bit about bananas, Enjoy! Don't forget, you can send us a voice note to be played on the show! https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) You can get involved with the show too: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

It’s a New Year’s Eve special as we look back on an overstuffed turkey of Christmas football, wonder what on earth is happening with Leicester; ask are Arsenal actually any good and contemplate whether Conte can take Tottenham into the Top 4? There’s also a traditional Hannah vs Manchester United rant, while Mike is feeling festive, as he offers up some kind words for Spurs. PLUS, there’s fish metaphors, we find out what the Easts got up to in an Ibiza VIP area and how to ruin a lovely day out with your grandkids. Don't forget, you can send us a voice note to be played on the show! https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) You can get involved with the show too: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

This week we talk about a couple of ding-dong games in North London, as Spurs entertain Liverpool and West Ham in the space of a few days. We ask, again, what on earth is wrong with Leeds and we wonder if Jurgen Klopp needs to ask Santa for a new attitude this Christmas. Plus, we talk embarrassing body parts, find out what Joe used to ask girls to lick in clubs and Hannah has some more homespun advice, this time involving a fresh sheet of clingfilm and some oil… We also have a massive shout for Izzy Brown and a brave Preston fan who remind us how far kindness can go and show us, #ItsOkToTalk ... Merry Christmas and enjoy! Don't forget, you can send us a voice note to be played on the show! https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

It’s our 30th episode and we’re celebrating the festive season in style! We ask what’s wrong with Leeds? Is Steven Gerrard secretly the greatest manager in the history of football and look back on a Champions League draw that was so good, they did it twice! Plus, there are presents (well for Hannah and Mike anyway), Hannah nearly chokes on a festive treat and Joe has a shocking confession to get you all in the mood for Christmas. Oh and we have a very exciting announcement. Enjoy! Don't forget, you can send us a voice note to be played on the show! https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

Before next week's Christmas extravaganza we thought we'd drop a our final Best Bits of the year as a massive thank you for all your support! So prepare yourself for moving nipples, Ole's bank account, upsetting Wayne Rooney, sexy jingles and stolen biscuits. Enjoy! Don't forget, you can send us a voice note to be played on the show! https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

With Mike away at Beardfest 2021, Joe and Hannah are left to their own devices and weirdly, there is actually some football chat. Joe gives his uneducated opinion on what Spurs need to do to keep Antonio Conte happy in the January Transfer Window, while Hannah sticks up for Michael Carrick and Manchester United. There's also some Messi, Lewandowski and Ballon D'Or chat, as Joe and Hannah describe times they've been stitched up, plus there's more of Hannah wanging on about when she was on 'the TV show Gladiators', while Joe relives some serious trauma from a trip to Germany. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

Things start fairly normally, as we look at Ole's legacy at Manchester United, Arsenal's Anfield annihilation and Antonio Conte's first Premier League win as Spurs boss. Mike also waxes lyrical about Reece James as we question how you can fit the Chelsea right back and Liverpool's Trent Alexander-Arnold into Gareth Southgate's England team. However, the second half of the pod is not for the faint-hearted as Hannah goes into graphic detail about, well, everything and Mike has an innovative use for his little finger... You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

The Premier League is back from the international break with a Mardi Gras of managerial mayhem, as we discuss the comings and goings at Villa, Norwich and Newcastle. Meanwhile Mike isn't sure about Arsenal's apparent progress, Hannah's back to her favourite seat right on top of the old fence and Joe may have to worry about potential legal proceedings from Wayne Rooney. Enjoy! You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

It's international break so we're having an entirely undeserved holiday but to satiate your need for silliness, we have some of our favourite bits from @RowZPod from the last month. Including @JoeForresterTV and @Hannah.East.Official proving they're reactionary idiots who will attack a manager one week and praise them the next; @Mike__Mario shedding a little tear over his hero; plus there's some questionable contraceptive advice, we discover Hannah's family are just as weird as her and of course, plenty of toe action. Enjoy! You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

Joe changes his tune again as Conte arrives at Spurs, while Hannah does her best impression of a beleaguered MP and Mike gets wistful over Jeff Stelling. Plus we wince over Dusan Tadic's unfortunate meeting with the woodwork, we discover that Hannah's kids are just as weird as her and of course... there's more feet action! You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

This week a thoroughly miserable Hannah talks us through United's spanking at the hands of arch-rivals Liverpool and we ask, why on Earth can't Jadon Sancho get a game? Plus there's yet more toe action and we find out what happened on Hannah's Hen Do! You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

This week we all feel a bit sorry for Steve Bruce and just want him to know, that Row Z loves him. Meanwhile Hannah feels anxious about Manchester United, Joe is on top of the world with Tottenham and Mike shows us why he never quite made it to Judge's Houses on The X Factor. There's also fantasies about beardy football managers, some very inadvisable driving and stories about workplace hanky panky. So all in all... a normal week. You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

In the first of a special bumper week of episodes, we're joined by Charlotte Robsobn from the Newcastle United Supporters Trust and True Faith: Newcastle United Fanzine and Podcast. Charlotte discusses the moral conflict many Newcastle fans have felt since the club's controversial takeover by the Saudi-backed Public Investment Fund, as well as her hopes for the club's future. You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

Eric Dier, Sean Dyche, Timo Werner, eating the skin, licking Pritt Sticks and drinking bodily fluids. Enjoy! You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

This week we look back at game of the season so far between Liverpool and Manchester City, plus a disappointing weekend for Arsenal and Manchester United plus a glimmer of hope for Spurs. Hannah also has some lessons on anatomy for us, while Mike provides a stark warning for anyone thinking of taking some time off from a bit of self-love... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

Despite Joe's creepy eye it's business as usual, as we look back at a turbulent week in the Champions League and ask, is it time for no more Nuno? Plus everyone shares their stories of being fired, just proving why they've been forced to work in podcasting! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

This week we look back at a disappointing midweek for Ole Gunnar Solksjaer and Manchester United, ask is it time for No More Nuno and Joe and Hannah talk about letting their families down. This week's show is dedicated to the memory of the brave, inspirational and joyful Hatti Gayner, who passed away a few days ago, aged only 29, due to Breast Cancer. If you would like to donate to the research aiming to end this heartbreaking disease or find out more, please visit @CoppaFeelPeople and Make2ndsCount on Instagram. And you can get in touch with us on twitter @RowZSoccer and Instagram @RowZPod --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

This week we talk Champions League, as the English teams get off to a good start but don't worry, there's still plenty of time for Hannah to upset some Chinese athletes, Joe relives the harrowing tale of his recent massage and Mike reviews the city of Preston. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

The gang are all on holiday (not together, no one wants to share a room with Mike) so we thought we’d bring you some of the best bits so far including Sean Dyche, Jurgen Klopp, Timo Werner, Eric Dier’s Vegetable Patch and of course, stories about breastfeeding and fleshlights… enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

We ponder Arsenal's poor start to the season and show some love for a rampant Romelu, plus there are some astonishing revelations about what Hannah does on a night out and we a dull interview with Gareth Bale reveals A LOT of secrets! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

As the Premier League gets underway again we ask is Arteta the man for Arsenal, is it too soono to praise Nuno and will City even challenge for the title this year!? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

This week we discuss the seismic news that Leo Messi has swapped his tears for cheers as he received a hero's welcome in Paris, plus have a look at how we think the Premier League will look come May... oh and we talk about the time Joe sold sex toys. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

We look at how the rest of the 'Big 6' shape up ahead of the new Premier League Season as Spurs prepare for life after Harry Kane, Arsenal buy a load of players you've never heard of and Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp makes a special guest appearance as we ask, can the Reds bounce back from the disappointment of last season? We also find out which Olympic sports the gang think they could take on and Joe has a shameful confession. Get in touch with the show on twitter @RowZSoccer and Instagram @RowZPod See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

We look ahead to how the 'Big 6' in the Premier League are shaping up as Spurs prepare for life without Harry Kane and Villa look like they're waving goodbye to Grealish; plus... are Manchester United actually going to be good this season!? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

We're just about over the heartbreak of the Euros and have some big transfer news including Harry Kane, Leo Messi and Jadon Sancho, PLUS we delve deeper into Hannah's murky past and Joe has some confessions! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

Apologies for the slight audio issue this week but strap in, as we look ahead to England vs Italy in the Euro 2020 Final, plus learn about the consequences of the French Revolution and Hannah tells us why she's more likely to cry over football than her children's progress in life! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

Today we look back on a stunning England victory, forward to the Quarter Finals, find out what Xavi gets up to in his spare time and we learn why, if you're going to Hannah's house, you should never ring the bell! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

In a stunningly shambolic episode there are bold, unsubstantiated and potentially slanderous claims about everyone from Cristiano Ronaldo, to Andrey Arshavin and even Greek generals from Antiquity... oh yeah and we also preview England vs Germany and look back on a bonkers Last 16 at Euro 2020. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

We’re in buoyant mood as England go through and we look back on a mad few days at the Euros, plus get ready for sexiest managers and to find out just what Joe does with his Alexa! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

This week we talk Gareth Southgate's flasher coat, Joachim Low's silky trousers and find out what Michael Owen does in his spare time. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

Today we look back at moments of the tournament so far including Schick sticking David Marshall into his own net, Pogba purring and Italy bringing sexy back. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message

Joe, Hannah and Mike give you a glimpse of what's to come on Row Z, with all your soccer and silliness from the Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, the Bundesliga, Ligue 1 and the rest of the wide world of football. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message