Carpet Kebab and Erotic Diagrams

Ummmm, so where do we begin? Ok so there’s plenty of post-FA Cup chat, as we discuss Manchester United’s exit at home at the hands of Middlesbrough, leading to a classic Hannah East tirade; we muse over the most appropriate attire for a player unveiling after Glenn Hoddle’s scathing comments about …

Row Z: Time Added On | NICOLE HOLLIDAY

We have the extremely funny and talented presenter Nicole Holliday on the show this week, talking all things Arsenal. Get ready for what Nicole wishes she’d done when she met Thierry Henry; her time with Freddie Ljungberg that she’ll never get back and how she tamed Anthony Joshua. Oh and Joe has a…

Spa Day Adventures and Misguided Tattoos

This week we round-up the transfer window and assess Frank Lampard’s chances of keeping his new-look Everton side in the Premier League, ask does Conte finally have players he can count on at Spurs and Nicole Holliday joins the gang to talk all things Arsenal and Aubameyang. PLUS, the team have mi…

Stevie G’s Choir, One Long Fingernail and the Joys of Accidental Voyeurism

This week Joe reveals a controversial opinion about new Watford manager Roy Hodgson, we muse over whether Wayne Rooney would ever go to Everton and wonder what on earth is wrong with Pep Guardiola. Plus, Mike can’t remember the last time Arsenal scored, Hannah gets riled up defending Marcus Rashfor…

POST-MATCH HIGHLIGHTS: Inanimate Lovin' and the World of Waxing

In a little taster of the main show, Joe gets misty-eyed over his nostril trimmer, while Hannah reveals what really happens when ladies go to the salon... More of this rubbish in the full show every week and don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS PODCAS…

Row Z: Time Added On | JACK SKIPPER

In our brand new spin-off podcast we chat to comedian Jack Skipper about his viral comedy videos, getting hounded live on TikTok and how football has influenced his comedy. Follow @MrJackSkipper for more info and don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS P…

Moisturiser, Waxing Woes and What to do in Benidorm

Ummm, well it’s a ‘varied’ show! We discuss Spurs record-breaking comeback against Leicester in the Premier League; ask what next for Rafa Benitez and Everton; plus we talk about crisis club Manchester United and wonder whether the relationship between Thomas Tuchel and Romelu Lukaku is beyond repa…

Wet Darts, Cucumbers and Kleptomania

In an episode teetering on the edge of chaos, we discuss the fallout from the FA Cup Third Round, as Mike gets crabby about Lewis Grabban’s beard. There’s also some Spurs chat, as Joe fights back the tears after Tottenham are knocked out of the Carabao Cup and we wonder whether Spurs might soon be …

Kidney Stones, Big Dave and Where to Put That Banana

This week we ask, have Spurs scuppered their chances of silverware against Chelsea? Can Ralf Rangnick save Manchester United? And can Burnley really go down!? But don’t worry, there’s also stories of Joe making friends in hospital, how to ask for a foot stool in Scotland and an extremely elongated …

In the VIP and Sitting on Grandad’s Knee

It’s a New Year’s Eve special as we look back on an overstuffed turkey of Christmas football, wonder what on earth is happening with Leicester; ask are Arsenal actually any good and contemplate whether Conte can take Tottenham into the Top 4? There’s also a traditional Hannah vs Manchester United r…