It turns out we do read the emails. Unless Ex-intern Braxton accidentally deletes them all. Join us for cool listener stories, little shorty crimes, and gripping updates. *hits send*

The Good Bootlegger: Roy Olmstead
49:03

You Get an "A" For Effort: Beautiful Plans, Become Ridiculous Crimes
1:06:54

Here I Dreamt I Was an Architect: LEGO theft
1:00:52