What is supposed to be a luxurious, tropical escape on the high seas can sometimes devolve into a floating barge of drunken tussles at the midnight pizza buffet. Choose your cruise wisely, or you could wind up bruised and battered and also starring in a Ridiculous Crime episode.

Early Riot Grrrl: Mary Carleton
1:05:22

Let's Get Medieval: Holy Relics Theft
1:05:19

High Daddies, Hot Tents, and Suckers: Circus Crimes
1:12:18