Kelly Clarkson reveals she didn't realise winning American Idol came with the delightful bonus of having to make a movie, proving that sometimes you really should read the fine print. Ricki and Tim dive into other celebrity contract disasters before listeners share their own stories, including one woman who lost her licence because she missed a tiny detail about P-plate speeding rules. But the real nightmare belongs to Lauren's mum, who innocently drank a cup of "Ballerina Tea" without reading what it actually does, only to discover the hard way that it's basically a laxative in a teabag.