We hear about some absolutely brutal ways people have been dumped, proving there are apparently still people who think breaking up via text is too personal. There’s also a wild fish and chip shop story, Bruce Isaacs gives us his TV picks for the week, and Ricki discovers the one thing women apparently cannot stop doing to their partners. Dr Suzy Miller explains why certain songs get permanently lodged in our brains, before we hear about a woman who spent a whopping $35,000 on teeth that went horribly wrong.