Ricki-Lee, Tim & JoelAll three of us are finally back in the studio, and we’re diving straight into it! Dean Lewis joins us live to chat about Nova’s Global Red Room Tour and what he’s got planned.
We hear an absolutely wild one-night-stand story involving a waterbed, and we uncover Secret Service code names for 11 US presidents—some are surprisingly fitting!
In the Glossys, Hilaria Baldwin tells Alec to zip it on the red carpet, Sia secretly welcomes a baby, and Pete Davidson’s new girlfriend is revealed.
Also—want to join the Mile High Club in a hot-air balloon? There’s a company offering just that—but for a hefty price!
And Fatboy Slim drops in for a chat and an unforgettable game of Quick Draw.
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Hello, Can I plug the bitch is momentarily and we were just talking festivals. Can I plug one that I'm doing on Saturday. I'm doing a festival in Orange with Jimmy the Queen and a bunch of other legends. Yeah, I'm heading out to Orange. I've thought Adelaide, Sydney, Orange, that class.
When you go on the way out to Orange, you should go up Mount Panorama.
You know that those cities should be on a tea tower. Sydney, Melbourne, Orange.
Yeah, like I have the clocks for each of them.
Yeah, Paris and New York and Berlin and Sydney.
I remember I used to have that in my Docklands apartment.
I do remembers from all those frozen pastel colored walls.
Yeah.
Here I am still around, years and years later. I could see I could see the smile just creep up your face as I came in today.
And I was surprised.
I actually thought about pulling out because I'm so tired, but I thought, no, got to see my besties.
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This is Ricky Lee, Tim and Joey. You're reporting for driving.
Here we go, Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel and my idea of a very nice day out.
It should be a crime.
It's so good.
Yea, as soon as you hit four o'clock.
Yo, I has a going, guys, I came up with this week. I mean, this week is Topsy to Hervy to the Max. Who's this?
Hello, I'm here for one off this week, one night.
One it becomes Carlotta.
I'm exhausted, I'm slacked. I have been filming Taskmaster all week. We are over midway through. I cannot tell you how going, but will you be impressed with me? We'll see, But it has been. It is so much fun.
What are they like?
Long filming days, massive filming days and we're filming two a day and we should know the winner this week.
I think you're the first actual team member to make it into the Glossies. Oh really like your face popped up on Tuesday when another random show carl and Sylvia were here.
Oh yes, Master, Yes, Well I'm not on the one that's about to air like I think next week with Tommy Lil and Lisa McEwen. I'm on with Rove, Celia Quola and he's an Adula and Brett Blake and it is so much fun. I mean, you got the beating from Tom Gleeson.
Really.
Oh yeah, that's nice that you've popped in to see your old mates over here.
I was so surprised to see you in Sydney. It's so good to.
See your normality.
Ricky leads him and Joel, it's nice.
To meet you. It's nice to see you again.
You know, I was off full weeks.
It's Joel from Lead Him and Joel. Yes, you know how Stuby goes rick Lead Tim and Jewel.
Yeah, Jewel very Ricky now made over here, who has only had Monday off this week. I'm got a text from Joel last night, okay, and this is what it says.
I was catching up on the podcast.
Were you also listening to the podcast?
You did not in capitals not do the Astronauts justice, demanding that beyond the show tomorrow which is today, So excuse me.
We did it.
We talked about it.
I listen and we even made this.
And splashdown Creonine back on.
Her was very funny, was very funny. We know, I wanted to talk about them on the show every single day.
I was kind of months that you weren't hear On the one Christy was talking yesterday about how she had no idea that they were stuck.
Out there, would have I happily told you.
She was saying when they went down in the submarine and it was it was like NonStop. When the people were in the mines, it was non stop. But these people were stuck in out of space.
And the Sonny they're real, you know, go getters, they are their they're heroes.
Who's the other guy?
Who is the other Russian cosm or who the other guy was?
I saw he just came for the trip back like he did Uber Paul.
Yeah, he was like, can I jump in with his shuttle?
Paul is cheaper if I come in on this leg.
Well, I've got I've got some stats for you. Because they were only meant to be in space for eight days, they ended up there for nine months. Butcher and Sonny, I mean, come on, they were paid two hundred and thirty five thousand dollars. Okay, that is the going rate for an astronaut these days.
Is that what they is? That part of their like is that a yearly thing that they get paid us.
Yeah, because they didn't get any pay raise or over.
Wait, I did hear this on the way in today. They did get over time. They got four dollars a day. Can someone look like four dollars a day? Because of the way their NASA contracts work, it was extra day. It worked out being it was like a per d M type scenario. But then you can you can't fly anything up.
There, so sure, truly they'd get some kind of bonus because.
That's they're going to get books and speaking engagements out of.
The I don't think anyone's interested that. I am, actually I was thinking about this.
I am so interesting.
There's no movie in this. It's boring. They were just up there for longer than they were supposed to be. It's not like they were shot out of a plane and ended up in space. They were meant to be in space, just ended up being a bit longer. It's like extending your holiday in Thailand.
Because you're the bones are bridgele now. They can barely watching it.
I'm telling you right now, already.
Place some of the grabs.
Please.
Butch and Sunny. When they finally returned to Earth after spending nine months up there. This is what they had to say.
I don't have it. He came joking. I'm joking.
Remember that's the joke.
What we do.
Sorry, minutes ago was going over seventeen thousand miles per hour, now gently coasting to a soft splashdown.
To copy, brace for splashdown.
I love it. Butcher had a burger, Sonny had a peanut butter butter and jelly Sam talk about that, yes, sir, and who sent it to you?
On the grind?
Oh?
Please?
I sent you both the photos.
We did this, We did this yesterday.
Us give us a new information, Joel.
Did you know about the chountion of thirty five thousand dollars all the overtime?
No you did not. Yes, I brought the four dollars of the table.
Yeah, but you didn't know about the chounch and thirty five thousand.
That was a big surprise.
That was actually a huge surprise. Thanks for that.
But yeah, they experienced five helium leaks and five failures of its reaction control system frusters, so they only just made it back. We're lucky to have Butch and Sonny with it.
Now.
I'm really having to add some mayo to this and then Sonny and Butch were welcomed when they were when they came out of the shuttle.
Yes they were. Would you like that as well?
I would?
This is my passion project.
And splashdown Crew nine back on behalf of Welcome.
Sonny Williams, big smile, big waves.
But Wilmore, returning to Earth, coming from a micro gravity environment can preak havoc on the body.
Every time they said Sonny Williams, I kept thinking, Sonny Bill and.
I don't even know who that is.
That would be a more interesting movie.
I wanted to william Is Dane Lewis and he's joining us next to all things Nova's Red Room Global Tour and no talking about the astronauts with him.
We're done now, Ricky lee to him and Joel, I love that on nov.
That is such a Dan Lewis song.
Hey guys, Hello, very excited to see your face.
You and a wardrobe? Are you in a songwriting wardrobe?
What is happening? I'm in a converted rooms to a studio.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, utility room.
I once recorded a song literally in a room cupboard.
Well, I'm working with DNA, Ricky, so you probably know those guys. Yeah, they're coming over in about an hour. But we've been writing for like last month basically in between stuff. So yeah, they like you.
I did my whole album with them. They're amazing.
Yeah, they're the best, the best. And then anyway, I'm like, we're coming back together. We're killing it.
So excited to hear what you guys do together because they're they're so great. They're amazing, amazing writers, amazing producers, and you are, you know, one of our greatest ever.
I've always said Dean, and you guys don't think you know I've said this, so I'm not just saying in front of him, No, you can't write a bad song. Every time I hear the song off of yours, I don't even have to hear it. I go, this is this is a Dan Lewis song. You cannot write a bad song.
That's what it says. On the team.
Yes, I always say, I say two things.
Dane Russell Crow has never been in a bad movie and written a bad Well.
The thing is, you know, and Ricky can attest to this, like the bad ones you try not to release. Yeah, you know, there's a lot of bad songs. As a lot of bad songs are written in the good ones. You try to put those ones out, which is one in a million.
For not releasing the ship. We really appreciate it.
On Do you ever have ones that associate you don't finish them.
All the time? Yeah, I mean story in my life. It's so depressing and everyone thinks, like they go, oh yeah like that, they go, you do these great songs, and it's like, just have a listen to the vaults. It's just it's terrible, and it.
Makes you question. It makes you question everything. It makes you wonder why you're even doing this? Am I a songwriter? Why am I a songwriter? I'm an idiot?
Exactly exactly, And with what you've done with with you So you've taken a song that's already great and you've re released it and made it just as good with a Canadian pop star?
Is it so fair? Your camera?
I'm Camara. She just opens me in Europe and she's she's born up right now, but we just you know, she was opening to me on the tour and we just thought it'd be fun to do better but really really good.
Yeah, it's great. Interested in Europe, UK, Germany, Netherlands, Republic. Where was your Where was your favorite Where do you love playing?
Well, we did the two Zigo domes in the never one, so it was like the first night was the biggest show, sixteen sixteen thousand, and the next line I think was thirteen. But it was just I mean, I don't know why in the Netherlands they love me over there. It's like, you know, it's just crazy. It's just weirdly certain pockets of the world love you and others don't.
Think it's just I think the other one's lucky because you're also so tall.
Yes, yes, everyone over there is. It's actually kind of weird, isn't it.
Anyway you've gone on this tour that you haven't been before.
No, I've been everywhere. Actually it's kind of depressing. We there's a play, a couple of places we want to go. We want to we want to go to South Africa, and we want to do like yes, but we haven't done that yet. But we kind of just keep hitting up the same places.
To be honest, they're.
Gonna be annoyed.
What about this though, House of Blues, Los Angeles, because we're coming to see you there. I know you've done five and over Red Rooms. I think correct me if I'm wrong, But you've done five, this would be number six. What is it like playing in an iconic venue like that? Like that just the walls itself, if these worlds could talk.
Oh, it's very cool. I mean a lot of the venues you go to and you see, you know, in the back stage, you see all that they have, like a lot of like photos up. Why this one is special for me? Actually weirdly is me and my brother went and saw ever Last there when we were like I think we're fifteen, and we we lined up outside when we're on a trip to Disneyland of my parents. So it's so cool to come back. And I think that was the first show I ever saw at the so to be able to come back, it's really weird. You guys are going to be there, and that's why you're coming, right because you wanted to celebrate. You're really excited.
About that your brother ever Last, Like it's all that stuff.
Yeah.
In fact, can you can you make Trisha's day?
Because we have Trish on the line here and tomorrow we're making the call for the second person to come along on this trip with us.
So just tell Trish that she's in the running. Okay, so she's right here, Dean Lewis, Trish you guys.
Trish, how you going to? Steve Lewis here? And I wanted to let you know that you are in the running to come to La.
What the hell.
He's excited? Are you excited? Trust?
She's got that nerve us love.
Let's not getrition any false hope. She's just in the running. So just turn it down and tomorrow we'll be making that call. So we're so proud of you. We'll watch your success from back here looking at all these sold outdates and as I said, we love playing your songs on the radio. Get back to writing in that little closet and we will see you in Los Angeles in a matter of weeks.
Thanks for Jack, guys, appreciate.
We did this. Yes to us.
Give us some new information. Joel driving you home?
Who's so high? Old Bachman?
Oh my gosh, all those astronauts worth for nine months?
Oh here he goes again.
But I'm keeping it. I'm keeping it air theene to that got a theen. Yes, I'm really in monsters, just trying to win at the moment at anything. So the mile High Club typically you know it refers to having a session on a plane. Have you ever done it?
No? Have you?
Yes?
I came close? What game close? Okay, game close? But then I chickened out.
Oh no, I haven't have you?
Wow?
Okay, have you feel the animal I've had? You've had somewhat of a session. Yes, wow, I know exactly what you're saying.
Well, you should try this then, And you haven't done in a balloon because Magical Adventure Balloon Rhydes are looking to change that. They're Californian based balloons. I'm just scared a big like Blackman, will you marry people? This is a hot air balloon company offering a mile high flight. Right, so the company offers a privacy screen. No, it's not a champagne breakfast and a very understanding pilot.
Sitting there. But also like, listen, you know those things are in the air and it's a it's it's a basket, basket and it's rock.
I draw the line at rooting in a basket.
I saw the line furniture, Ricky leads him and Joel I love that.
On another two thousand bucks coming up with have to pay day? You know, after pay day has landed, just.
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With our hard off had I wonder if you could.
Buy a water bed with after pay. I guess you could couldn't it?
Sure?
Are they still around? Are they still making them?
Yeah?
Really?
Yeah, of course they are.
Yeah.
Well, what kind of people would have a water porn stars that have waterbeds?
That would actually be my auntie and uncle Leeda and Gary and Hobart used to have one. And when I stayed over at their house when I was like, hen, oh, woke up, I had a dream like I was drowning.
I woke up thinking I was still in the ocean.
Doesn't appeal to me.
I want used to have one.
Well, that makes sense.
It totally does, doesn't it. And I think I think she ruined it. She put a CIGI out on it, anything on it.
It's destroyed. I'm feeling my s who has one.
By the way, thirteen twenty four ten, but the European Space Agency is looking for twenty men space agents anticipate in a study to test weightlessness on the human body. And this is where the waterbed comes in. The subjects are placed in a waterbed for ten days straight.
Oh my gosh.
But can I ask why is it only men? Why women allowed on this waterbed challenge?
I don't know, and I would be perfect candidate.
Twenty participants would be temporarily transferred onto the trolley to do their business in the same laid back position.
Even better, if we laying down, I don't care.
Someone's moving me around, I would like it.
Signal Yeah, they lose density and bone density in space and the shape of their eyes changed you to weightlessness too, Apparently it really MUCKs up their body. Your your mate's butchering, sonny, and.
I'm going to hold down with them.
They can barely hold their heads up at the moment, So like, is.
That something that that strength? You can build it back up on one forever?
You're asking me that?
Actually, seriously, everything rehability.
Get backed all right, stay twenty fourteen, Charlie, don't tell me it's twenty twenty five and you are still the proud owner.
No, so this isn't me, guys, this is going back a few months. But I was on a night out and met this girl another We went back to her place and she had the water beed. I think it must have been at Mums or something, but it was a bit of a surprise.
We got on.
You know, it was all going well, get on the waterbed, and I was wearing my garm and watch so pretty bulky, and I think after a couple of minutes the garment sort.
Of nicked part of the water bed, like there was a tear, and there was just like weird streams of water coming out. And then it was definitely put a damper on the mood.
I'm taking this whole thing the wrong way. By the way, there was a terror.
Yeah, I could see your eyes. Yeah wow the garment. Okay, I mean that seemed like story. I got to track my workout, but yeah, good work workout.
Definitely the first.
One water that I've seen in a while.
I thought they were extinct. How many calories did you burn?
I didn't close my rings? And then a couple of lead.
Him somebody, I'm excited about this because after five I mean, I know you're here, but we can reveal this because we did it the other day. Fat boy slams on for quick drawing. So Norman Cook and he was just instant killed at last night playing a little Rando fish and chip shop. So we'ich hated to him a little bit later on that No, that's what I mentioned.
I love that you're so looked at the moment.
You have no idea where a very big week.
Oh it's good to see you though. It's lovely to see back. You're back here with your family.
Genuinely, I've still got to I've got to do two Taskmaster records day, but I thought, no, I've got to come in and see the guys. It just kind of resets me.
You're going in late into the night.
Yeah, it goes for a while, and the fans are passionate.
So you do always say tim like being in here. It's it's the best part of the day.
Is the best part of the day, unless it's not sometimes, but it is mostly the best part of the day. And it's the best part, especially when we do.
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It is a good cart. You've got the cart there. Do you want to do it? Can you do it?
Because I'm I'll do the car.
Well, let's see who's playing.
I can do the chat if you like to do the chat.
Joel, carl you won the toss. You're going to guess first.
Hello, Hi Carly, Hi, Hi, Hi Hi Hi.
You have a good day, babe, Yes, good day, good day.
That so it's always a good day.
Tell me about it, Tyler.
Walk to Tyler.
If you wat Tyler?
Is he the backup contestant both playing against I haven't been here all week? Hi Tyler, my name is Joel.
Why did I do that?
Here's the deal, guys. Each day we'll jump on after fill up our cart with products.
You've got two contestants on the line as we've just met, as you Tyler, who needs to guess the.
Total card price? The closest guest. Closest wins two thousand dollars. What is in the car?
In their name?
To Carlie and Tyler. The first item is a hector occasional chair from Mocker Furniture.
Oh, chocolatey. I like the look at that?
What do you think the price of that is?
No?
No, no, okay the whole idiot.
You can both not do it.
The second item, he's a forty I got really confident just then a fortier of that? What The second item is a fourtier cubby cat scratch tree from pet barn.
And the scratch trees are the worst, are they? I've never seen one of people have them in the house. The cat doesn't need it that bad.
I don't know cat people.
No, I'm a dog person.
Did you used to have one?
Yeah, bricks for fifteen years.
I know you had a car.
I don't mean it.
I know about bricks. I asked you, did you have a scratch tree?
No, look like a scratch tree.
You're not a cat person, you know what I mean.
I'm a bricks person.
You are a bridges Okay, sorry about that. Carli and Tyler. The third item in the cart.
To either of you have a cat, don't.
I have noticed?
The third item is an avocado original.
Okay, So Carli, you won the toss, you tell us the name of the price of the cart first, please.
Okay, I'll say fifteen hundred.
Okay, wow've seen one hundred writing that one down.
Tyler.
I'm gonna say seven hundred and eighty.
Hi Tyler, nice to meet you finally.
But who is the closest, Ricky Tyler?
The cart price is four ninety five twenty nine Tyler, two thousand dollars a year.
Congratulations, thank you so much.
We're both very we overshot it, but I'm very happy.
Didn't shoot it one more chance again tomorrow after Payday. Here, guys, we now that.
Ricky leads him and Joe.
I love that on Nover Crystal. I love that these days he went to crystal. Now of the days even norm Mon into crystal. Now, I'm into that. The crystal, the crystal, not the crystal.
Christ worried, worried for my mate. I've got gifted some crystals there, Barron. Well it's just not really.
Much, jam No. I've got gifted some orange titties just.
Before you and he operated them around a little.
Jermaine came in filming it like I get it your birthday yesterday and it's steaming through your thirties, but just came.
He came in chuckling.
Glasses on streams.
Gloss.
I'm going to be so good at this because I've been completely underground. That's Alec Baldwin and Hilario.
Though I started it last night.
How the their reality show is so good? You like it?
I never I haven't much reality TV for a long time, and I really enjoyed the first episode.
Will I make it through? Probably not, But I like what I thought. I liked him. I like him in things. I don't know if I like him as a guy.
About Hilario, she's really because.
I always thought she was a bit douchey from all of the you know, that the stuff, the paparazzi stuff, But she's actually she's she's really love it and she's lovely and she's kind of the boss of the house.
How they used the rust stuff, like the CCTV footage of him finding out that you passed away and stuff I.
Thought, And if they didn't use it, it would be like, why aren't you showing it?
Yeah?
But you know, like I just find it icky, like of course, yeah, of course. But the whole thing is is icky and touchy and gross and sad and devastating. But I think it's better that they touched on it rather than not hilarious.
Chat apparently has snapped it out like an interview on the Red Car. But have it listened to this?
We're going to see how it feels.
Sad it'd be out there.
The God.
When I'm talking, you're not talking.
When I'm talking, you're not talking. Oh this is why. Yes, we'll have to just pat him out of the show.
You will love the house. I know there's a lot of kids stuff, but for an apartment in New York, that man has money. No, it's have you seen the size of the bedrooms? Have you been in anyone's house in New York?
They're okay, we all get it. You've been to New York more recently than the two of us and his smash Burghers in New York City and Cat you.
Go to cat Stelli because I've been there before.
Tom Tom's Restaurants, restaurant, Big.
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My brother, it's Pete David Davidson.
Yes, he's got to miss you in Your girlfriend has been revealed as Jason today because and Benny Blanco's.
X at least he photos is a big Courtney Kardashing and Travis.
Barker get all the tattoos removed?
Maybe this is an new photo, maybe he's not finished.
No, he did a shoot recently for something where he had was completely ink free on the front and the back.
I think that was fake.
But maybe he wasn't ink free and he just had make up over the tattoos.
But he did an article about how he got all these tattoos removed. That's what I'm saying. I think it's fake.
Is he funny? Like I've never seen him really do much stand up?
Special?
Is really good?
Oh?
Good for him?
Yeah, he's funny. That's a hot photo of him.
I totally go there.
Maybe it's just an older photo. Maybe they've been together for a while and it's just come out.
I'm confused to go next? Ok I love her so much.
What is Kate Blunchett up to.
I showed that new movie I think on Apple, which is going to be great, Fastbender, it'll be so well moist.
She just did.
Have you seen the one with her and Sasha Baron Cohen?
Yeah? I didn't like that. You didn't like it? I didn't like him in it?
Oh?
Okay, because he was being serious. You don't like when funny people are.
Being He wasn't being serious, Just say nat.
I found out the other day that I'm one degree away from Kate Blanchette, and one of my very dear friends is a really good friend of hers. You'll never you'll ever guess, very good friend work with, very similar to me, Red Hair, Melburt.
Reece Nicholson, really good friends.
Yes, yes, okay, So.
This is about Kate Bunchette liking to see a warning to see award show is held in private.
That's interesting. I think they used to be. The first oscar was kind of just in private.
But I guess it's interesting.
It's just like a little like you know, foyer thing, you know what it should be more like the radio awards not televised.
It gets a bit looser that way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and with seventy five percent of.
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Wonder Bernard, I'll give me a break.
She has also been asked about the craziest room she's heard about herself, which is a little pit.
That I was living in Beyonce's basement.
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Wow, yes, kissed me. Joel decided to join us for the second hour of the show.
I have to shoot off soon, but I am going to take a stab in the dark and say, you two have called it already this week totally.
We called it last night.
Yes, yes we did.
We did.
And also it's extra fun because this is Preset's right, one of the great DJs.
Yep, I love that pre set.
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Or a medium or large prize for one and three chance to win? Done up next are good?
You can win karaoke with me. One of the prizes is that you can go and have a night out and karaoke with me, me and you singing all of our favorite songs together. Imagine us going and singing in Please Joe, you and I doing to find Gravity.
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Wow, watch your code? Do you have a code name for people or.
Like yeah, cold, yeah, but it's always old mate.
I love old Mate. I use I use old mate all the time, your mate, old man of my old mate. No not actually I say that, Dick.
It's to be spoken.
About, like when you see someone that's clearly not your friend, but it's like your friend.
Yeah, your mate, your mate.
The Secret Service code names for eleven US presidents have been revealed, and I love this so much, so much so that I even asked our own team to come up with code names for the three of us because.
Why there's so much leaking out of the US This morning, all the JFK stuff was coming out.
Yeah, I know there's a lot going on over there.
So the code names for presidents are used for security, and they're assigned by the White House Communications Agency reflecting the president's personality, interests, or image. So that's why I wanted them to do one for Wow, so excited. I really think mine's going to be bitch bitch face.
Yeah, it might not be.
I don't know.
Something pretty cool.
I reckon twin.
I'm copping it all week from Tom Gleeson. Don't need it from you as well.
Okay, sorry about that. I redact that.
Some of the code names include So Ronald Reagan, he was raw Hard. That was his code name Hard.
George Bush.
Timberwolf. Oh that's cool cool, Bill Clinton, Eagle, the Eagle Land.
I wanted Eagle.
I like that a lot.
Yeah, George w Trailblazer.
I thought Bill Clinton would have been sax machine, the saxophone. Are you serious? Used to go on all the talk shows playing the sacks. Oh my god, bring up Bill Clinton.
I thought Bill Clinton would be Hillary's husband.
Here it is.
Bill. All I know about him is Monica Lewinsky.
Wow, that's right, have sexual relations for that.
But you did?
You did, though, Bill, you did. Mister Eagle, he is on hole a.
Wole only celebrity printers.
Okay, So Barack Obama, this one is cool. Renegade, Donald Trump mogul. Yeah there it isn't on Yeah maybe yeah, Okay. Sleepy code names from the team Ricky Lee.
Gas a gassy girl. I know you are a gas like.
Guess you are I will you just gas gas?
Okay?
Like that gas okay?
Tim Bomo, Yeah, has landed, has landed.
That's bed bug, bed bug. So then we have Danny America America, Georgie g Banger, Yes, Dan Button Bar, Aaron Zoom and Jermaine Mini what because it was iPad min?
Oh my god, I do like.
Ricky leads him and Joel too call for skills.
All right, welcome back too.
By the way, thank you, I've missed you both.
That boys lives here in a second look, speaking of carrying people home, Ella Henderson and Alex Warren style.
Fifty five, you said, Ella Hooper, at first was Ellie Anderson's wing to the river to prove dude.
Looking, I don't bother about buying their surprise guys for free. What's happening with this race? There's a race that says it's torturous.
You are correct, and I have the sheet in front of me and I've only just had a quick glance. But a British woman is now the first female to complete an American marathon locally known as the Sadistic Torture Race with only one hundred seconds to spare. Only twenty people have been able to complete the race since its creation in nineteen eighty six.
This is that gratistic torture.
What is it?
Is it like a marathon week, It's.
An ultra marathon. It's an unmarked one hundred and sixty kilometer route through rugged terrain that's designed to torture the runners involved. Like, how crazy? Why would you just just going for a run just to for you know, your cardio.
Vasculauner of the I'm not a runner.
I'm a terrible runner, but I do it because it's the best thing for me, for like singing and running around on stage is the best thing for my cardio. But I don't like it. I don't enjoy it. I hate it more than anything. So I can't imagine doing the city to serve. Oh no, thank you, no way marathon, sadistic torture race.
No, I'm putting it out there. I'm happy to do the Locknest Marathon this year. I won't break five ribs. I promise we can all go over to Inverness.
But can we do me? Like August when I Wace is a touring in scot.
When is the Locknest Marathon. I think it's October November September July.
It's not now. I know that. It's not like today.
You have to train to do a marathon.
I've done a mental health cover properly.
You have to put in months and months of like running, running, running better.
Have you met a more committed person than I?
Yes, yeah I have.
I'm coming in on my day off and it's actually not even my day your.
Job because you pay to be still pay you today on Monday Friday.
That he's having a good day.
Speaking of our torture workouts, if you would like to check out Joel working out on a new series called Working With It's actually on YouTube now.
I watched it last night, A little working with an E W E r K. I am should we impressed?
I was impressed.
Yeah, yeah, you still rab it on while you're working out.
I'm excited. I'm going to watch that as I go to sleep. Yeah, I'll get a bit of dude looking hard.
Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel. It feels like a different thing.
Oh the man himself bat boy Slim, Yes, superfore the pop up gig.
Have you ever been?
It's Northern Soul chip Shots in St Kilda.
I think I have actually here.
He is.
I can't talk.
Amazing.
I went down there to they announced the gig at that five o'clock Guessday Instagram and it was nuts. And he's here next because the Fat Boy Slam Loves Australia tour dates us still going Barossa Valley tomorrow, Mount Dundee estayed in Geelong Saturday and then Mount Cotton on Sunday.
Feature special guest DJ Seinfeld, CC This Go and Jennifer Loveless Frontier Touring dot com Forts Latch. Fat Boys Slam has your tickets and he is here, Joe. I love that. Let's meet guest about now.
Our next guest is the genius behind some of the biggest bangers of all time, a Living Party SATA.
He's been making us dance for decades.
Choice he loves Australia so much he's back for another huge tour. Let's praise our next quick or guest Fat Boys.
Good evening.
I've been here seven days and six seven days and one night. Yeah, I'm not at my best, so I'm still a little bit yet. And I've been just been told about this quick fire quiz. I'd just like to give you the caveat I'm probably not going to be very fast.
Okay, Well I'm excited.
I might have to give you a special, special kind of international.
Yeah, we'll give you a handicap. Maybe we could give like a one second.
Cap one second, give me ten and then I stand a chance.
You've just come from the Grand Prix last weekend, like you know, you you used to quick fast things.
Yeah, but I've been doing quick fast the week now and I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not at my quickest shop. If we had a little bit tried out and car on the way here and I don't want to good.
Yeah.
Well, it's a pleasure to meet you. Because I've interviewed you a few times, I've never met you in the in the flesh. It's absolute pleasure to meet you.
The last time we spoke to you, you were in Melbourne on that on the screen and we were devastated that you were in Melbourne and not here in Sydney.
You're about to play Revolver back then, and I know you've just done Revolver again.
I've been in Melbourne and Sydney and Sydney I've been and is she commuting between the two for half the week, so I don't actually know which one where I am?
Now, how was the Formula One show?
It was great?
Yeah, it was good.
Obviously the weather was a little English, yes, and it was quite cold and windy's but yeah, everybody stuck it out when it was great.
The last time I saw your live actually was at a left one in Singapore, all right, because that's obviously the night Grand Prix, the Grand Prix experts.
Okay, the guy watched one race and now he's an expert.
I watched Drive to Survive, and now I'm even worse than you because I'm a soccer fan, right, I believe he's worse than you.
I only know them from djaying at them when you I don't really get to watch the races. But my fifteen year old daughter watched Drives to Survive and now she's absolutely the biggest fan of ever.
Who's her driver?
Chelveters Kirk, I've got I have to live with a life sized card will cut out of Yeah, but vicariously through her, I'm actually getting into it.
She's good because I was always a bit of a like, what's not thought, that's just rich guy's driving car.
Yeah, and some of the cars seemed a lot faster than the others, So what's the point. But you know, I've been getting into the nuances and the politics and the personalities. Yet she made me take it to the opening ceremony thing in London, and the idea of me driving all works just twelve cars being down. But I'm actually getting quite quite into this formula.
One thing you were saying off there that it's it's a good crowd for you because these aren't people who have bought tickets to a boy Sliam show, you.
Know, Yeah, I mean, as a DJ, you're there's certain things that turn you on. But obviously when people are pay for a ticket to see me, you're kind of preaching to the converted, which is great, but there's not there's a less challenge, So it's quite a challenge.
It's nice for people go is he? Is he any good?
You know?
Is this fun for me to persuade them?
Yeah?
I mean because you wander around at the Grand Fee and there's a lot of features, like you're not going to like my music.
I can tell by looking at you you're not going to like what I do.
When you when you travel around, I'm always I always love finding out from people, like it's like a little home wherever you go, where you're playing gigs. You want to be comfortable. Do you want it to be the same, You want there to be the things that you need. Is there anything that you have to have before you do a show that has to be in the room that you need to have, whether it's just a cold beer or what do you or you perform?
Which to turn from Norman Cook, who's an aging father of two, a very responsible, nice, genial man.
Now this sort of process.
Right when I put on the harn shirt, you were just always said, you know, like you've got your shirt on.
Now this is my day wear. That's father of two. This is a father of two shirt. No, yeah, this is father of two shirts. This is casual day wear.
So then I have to mutate into fat boy Slim, who's like a party animal with no responsibilities. Okay, so taking off my shoes. I always played bad foot, Yeah yeah, always, even last night, even at Revolver, especially especially at Rabs. And yeah, so I put on the shirt and I take off the shoes and a couple of red bulls and the most important thing is my tour manager, Alan slaps me around the face really hard, really proper hits me and that just gets me in the fighting spirit in the zone.
Have you seen djaying change over the years, because it feels to me we've got the researchers now, where you guys used to be the thing in the corner of the room at a party. Oh that's cool, but now you're actually and you've done this for a lot longer than the new guys now. But it feels now we've got our very own dom dollar and people are going to see these You are the main attraction that is filling stadiums.
It's it must be incredible to watch. It's been fabulous to be there.
Yeah, because when I first started dating, we were like on the food chain of nightclubs. We were just below the glass collector and we were basically we were just the nerds. We were the people who spent all the money buying records. Else is buying clothes or you know, so we would tend to be, you know, it's very just music obsessed people. And gradually, you know, we've sort of elevated. But its beautiful watch us become more valued and taken more seriously and able to travel. First DJs, you never you never DJed outside the city you lived in because what you got paid didn't pay for the train fair. So now the idea that we can that we can travel around the world, and it's great and for me it's beautiful because I've got this romantic notion of you know, like the wandering minstrels that would they would in medieval times they or they would go from cities to city and they would tell the stories from the other city in the meanest song. And that was that was before internet or newspapers. That's how information disseminated. So I've got this, got this other thing of like this what's wandering Troubadore and I go from town to town telling stories and making people smell. Yeah, and I love that and it but yeah, it's it's lovely that we cheated like this. And I mean, I don't think we're still. There are DJs who are like sex symbols and who behave like rock gods, and I'm not naming any names. But on the whole it's I think we're valued because we can there's something that algorithms can't reproduce about how we read a crowd and make it work and make the party happen.
You cannot manufacture creativity.
It's based on stupidity a lot of it. It's based on the stribility and breaking rules. And AI is artificial intelligence. When they invent artificial unintelligence, then I'll worry about jobs on the line.
Being a DJA, I assume as well, has a lot more freedom attached to then. If you're a band charting around instruments with you around the world, like the fact that you can play iconic locations a bit easier than maybe a band.
We're more portable, but we're also more versatile because if you go to a you know, a band can turn up like, oh, that's not crowd I was expecting. But they can't change their set because they've rehearsed. They've got to play that same set. I can change it literally in the blink of an eye. I can go, right, that's not working.
We go that way.
Bands on the whole they don't have to play their own songs every night, whereas I can play anybody's song.
You can kind of go where the crowd you to go.
And you can the bigger gigs.
I mean, say, you know, the bigger shows that we've been doing here, especially like the wineries and stuff it's like it's a big crowd and I kind of know they want certain things, so I have a certain kind of script and that's great.
But when I play REVS, I just go.
I just wonder where the crowd wants to go or where I want to go, and then we see where it where we end up.
Are they your favorite kind of shows to play for me personally?
Yeah?
Yeah, because the big gigs are great and they you know, and you feel like a superstar. And the feeling to be in control of a When it works right, the crowd becomes this one big, living organism. This is sort of this barrel of energy, and to be in control of that and leading it, it's a very you know, the immense satisfaction.
Because I'll annoy you.
Though then in the rest of your life you control the crowd like that. I just move them to where you need them to be. Something as you can physically move, I can, I can touch them. I mean, for me, it's all about community detailing. It's all about communication with the crowd. And when you communicate, you to a large amount of people, you're you're not that close to them.
You've got like a you know, a pit and safety.
Barriers and whatever, and so you have to like just try and make yourself as big as possible.
And wear your arms.
Whereas in a smaller room there's there's it's more nuanced and and also you can let's try this, you know, and some of the things that happened to the bigger gigs. You know, I am prone to try and get everybody to sit down. I mean, that didn't start at Glastonbury, you know. That started in a little club. One night we did a little club and I was like, well this is with you know how big? You know, so a lot of the best ideas come out of the small clubs.
Let's get into the game.
It's called quick draw, and our Prime Minister, Anthony Alberanzi is here to give you the rules.
I'm Anthony Albanesi and these are the official quick draw rules. Tim will give a category and a letter. The first to yell out a correct answer gets a point. The first antie you yell out is locked in. Best out of seven wins. Ultimately, Tim will exercise.
His discretion practice question. Then we can come back and play properly.
Okay, get all that, Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm aware of how the game works.
But it's the speed that it works. He's probably gonna be the problem for me.
Name something that makes you fat, starting with c geez. Okay, both of you, great stuff. Fat Boy Slim is here, Fat Boys Slim playing across Australia on the Fat Boy Slim Loves Australia Tour. Head to Frontier Touring dot Com for tickets the show tomorrow at Brossa Valley and then Saturday at Mount Dundee Estate into Long Beautiful Venue, then Mount Cotton on Sunday as well Beautiful Frontier Touring dot Com.
Forward Slash, Fat Boy Slimy.
Leave Tim and Joel's quick Draw, Normal cooks Here.
Okay, back Boys Slim.
He's been in Australia for a good week and you've got a few more dates left in you.
How are the winery crowds.
Quite looser?
They're very loose because they kind of they've made the effort to get all the way out there and they've normally got been out there all day, so you've been kind of refreshing themselves and by the time, yeah, yeah, I wasn't sure at first if it was a good idea. And when we announced that the tour a lot of people go, w what are you playing in the cities, And I'm like, well, I've done it so many times.
We're just trying to make mix it around.
But no, there's a there's a vibe you get because the people are more committed because they've made the journey and they've spent the whole accommodation. They probably organized a driver, but they're they're they're more invested in it. And also the longer they've been there than the less inhibitions and the more.
That's right.
All right, let's do this best of seven. Question number one, name a way to travel, starting with.
F flying.
That was close.
Today? Noise? How did that go?
For me? Not for you?
Question to name and item in the kitchen, starting with I nice, great to get that cold caught I you ran out the other day. He was so annoyed. You was never run out of ice.
There was a bag of ice in the draw.
Blow.
Don't worry.
Okay. Question of the three Name of villain, starting with H.
Villain.
It's an answer, I'll give it to you. You could be villain to some people.
Other magicians maybe yeah, evil, some more Hannibal lector Harley Quinn.
Oh God, she's not.
She's not.
The Norman wan to Rick Oh my god, before name something that you replace starting with T teeth.
I feel like I was just in.
Did we get did we both say the same thing? Both said we can get a replay? Yeah, dancel in the booth. Let's have a little look at the replays, at the wave form. See who's we've got the technology available to us.
Gee gee, oh.
You were just there.
I think, yeah, just there.
Yeah to a piece, Question five, name four you should get ponish points if you both can't.
Make the game long ago? Oh yeah, yeah, question by name a flower starting with P. I thought I thought you said penies.
I love a peer.
Alright, it's three points two Ricky, two points to you, Norman. If you get this next one, you won I need this one to say in the game.
This is a very serious game too.
Name something you put on a sandwich starting with a baloney? Oh gross, but sure, yeah, it's not something from putting sandwich.
We've got fish markets down there very proper. Yeah alone is not very popular in Australia, but it's very bigger. I yeah, that's what I probably. I I'm never sandwich.
Do you have a raw though, is it supposed to issue?
Isn't it texture?
Isn't that like soft? Slimy?
Yeah?
It can be raw. Yeah, it needs a lot of butter and salt.
Okay, best eaten in Japanese restaurants or on sandwich, but not not necessarily a sandwich.
It's just.
No pressure.
You.
You could be the second person to take me down this year.
Crafty in here last week. You know from the Formula one Formula one, Yeah, of course you love it. No Formula one for the win. Here we go. No, you made toiletry items starting with tea. You have what I wasn't expecting to get one. No, no, you know I like this, what a great game. Let's do it again to say you made have fun at Verossa tomorrow.
As I said, Mount Dundee, it's a long on Saturday than Mount Cotton on Sunday.
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