Ep 14: Slow drive-thru orderers & dogs eating weird shit

Lana doesn't eat meat on Good Friday.. who knew she was so respectful! We talk Fillet-o-fish burgers, Pounders, and what should happen to people to take too long in the drive-thru queue. Lana has a list of crimes and the order they should be committed growing up; and Ben's dog has started eating B…

Ep 13: Minecraft Movie & What's in Robert Irwin's pants?

We're back baby! Lana is in her "quote" era.. we try to comprehend how parents manage school holidays.. chat about the Minecraft movie, and Robert Irwin in his undies. We also have a crack at Temu and Facebook Marketplace, and Ben has a surprise gift for Lana. Welcome to Episode 13! DM us if you…

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Ep 12: We're stubborn & middle-aged

Now Lana is middle aged… she doesn’t want to do anything! The thought of driving there… finding a park… Ben feels the same about the beach. Is it just us? Also - hangovers suck with a 3 year old, the little things annoy Ben like how long it took to choose a colour for his website, and hear the adv…

Ep 11: Reno chat with The Block winners Maddy & Charlotte

We speak with Maddy and Charlotte, two talented sisters who had a record-breaking win on the reality show 'The Block' Australia in 2024!   They share their journey into property investment and renovation, discussing their initial challenges, valuable tips for home improvement, and their future pl…

Ep 10: Loosen up and live a little

Ben got kid sass for wearing a Nirvana shirt.. We look back on recent comments about women's sport.. our take on the Marty Sheargold outburst.. are we too sensitive these days? Or was he just waaaay off the mark? All that and how Lana dropped an F-bomb on live radio.. Welcome to Episode 10! …

Ep 9: Nosy schools and buying houses

Ben finally found a house! Lana is flat chat with Instyle Media, a new business launching, running around for kids soccer training, and filling out high school application forms. Should schools need to know what the parents do for work, and if they’re married?! And.. common phrases people get w…

Ep 8: Balls to the wall? And what's worse than kids parties

Kids footy sideline sledges... grey pubes, kids parties, and getting scared of more things the older we get. Also Ben is finding himself underemployed - so Lana has sone tips on how to market & grow a small business Welcome to Episode 8! DM us if you like - and subscribe on your favourite pod…

Ep 7: An old lady swallowed a fly, and is Mr Beast sexy?!

Is Mr Beast sexy? Lana reckons he is.. Ben nearly bought a house 2 streets away from Lana, why Lana almost has a breakdown every school drop off, Ben's proud dad moment, and how we each get dopamine hits is VERY different. Welcome to Episode 7! DM us if you like - and subscribe on your favou…

Ep 6: Shoutout if you've ever sharted in a suit before

We open with fan questions.. confess where we were when we wanted the world to swallow us whole, the gross perils of working as a mascot, and some actual advice about house hunting. Welcome to Episode 6! DM us if you like - and subscribe on your favourite podcast platform for a new episode ever…