SEGMENT 1: MASSIVE DOGE ANNOUNCEMENTS COME OUT OF TRUMP CABINET MEETING

SEGMENT 2: D.C. JUDGE SAYS ILLEGAL ALIEN DEPORTEES WERE TREATED WORSE THAN NAZI'S UNDER 1798 LAW

SEGMENT 3: ITALY PM, GEORGIA MELONI WANTS NATO TO PROTECT UKRAINE

SEGMENT 4: DETOX YOUR BODY NOW!

SEGMENT 5: BERNIE BRO CAN'T EXPLAIN WHY HE HATES ELON