SEGMENT 1: 3...2...1...CUE DEM CALLS FOR GUN CONTROL AS BLOOD DRIES IN NYC

SEGMENT 2: FECKLESS DEMS STAGE 'SIT-IN' AT BALTIMORE ICE OFFICES

SEGMENT 3: SYDNEY SWEENEY USES HER CANNONS TO SINK THE WOKE PROPOGANDA SHIP

SEGMENT 4: CHINA SINKS THEIR TEETH BACK INTO THE PANAMA CANAL

SEGMENT 5: REAL MEN STAND UP AND STOP WOULD CRAZED MAN ON PLANE