SEGMENT 1: TRUMP DAZING AND CONFUSING HIS ENEMIES

SEGMENT 2: FETTERMAN AGREES THE DEM PARTY IS IN SHAMBLES

SEGMENT 3: BODY LANGUAGE ANALYSIS: SCREAMING LEFTISTS OF THE WEEK

SEGMENT 4: GRANT IS REALLY UPSET WITH THE WORST TRADE IN NBA HISTORY

SEGMENT 5: PROOF ANY EXCITEMENT SURROUNDING KAMALA WAS MANUFACTURED