The Twins just won't die. The NFL kicks off another season. Antarctica conspiracy theories.  

The Twins just won't die. The NFL kicks off another season. Antarctica conspiracy theories.&nbsp;&nbsp;

Every morning the Half-Assed Morning Show is joined by the "Assman" himself, Randy Shaver, to talk about sports and whatever random topics that happen to come up that day.

Every morning the Half-Assed Morning Show is joined by the "Assman" himself, Randy Shaver, to talk about sports and whatever random topics that happen to come up that day.

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Kyler Murray is back. Teams that have moved from town-to-town. Pigs are back. 

Kyler Murray is back. Teams that have moved from town-to-town. Pigs are back.&nbsp;

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The Vikings beat the Bears in a throwback game. Herpes outbreaks. Tallest football players in history. 

The Vikings beat the Bears in a throwback game. Herpes outbreaks. Tallest football players in history.&nbsp;

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Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Testicle trouble. Weird Quinn Hughes keeps being weird. 

Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Testicle trouble. Weird Quinn Hughes keeps being weird.&nbsp;

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