The Vikings beat the Bears in a throwback game. Herpes outbreaks. Tallest football players in history. 

The Vikings beat the Bears in a throwback game. Herpes outbreaks. Tallest football players in history.&nbsp;

Every morning the Half-Assed Morning Show is joined by the "Assman" himself, Randy Shaver, to talk about sports and whatever random topics that happen to come up that day.

Every morning the Half-Assed Morning Show is joined by the "Assman" himself, Randy Shaver, to talk about sports and whatever random topics that happen to come up that day.

Randy Shaver

A Win is a Win

Kyler Murray is back. Teams that have moved from town-to-town. Pigs are back. 

Kyler Murray is back. Teams that have moved from town-to-town. Pigs are back.&nbsp;

Mascot Middle Fingers

Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Testicle trouble. Weird Quinn Hughes keeps being weird. 

Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Testicle trouble. Weird Quinn Hughes keeps being weird.&nbsp;

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An NFL MVP is scared of spiders. Silver-linings for the Twins. Bucketless hockey players. 

An NFL MVP is scared of spiders. Silver-linings for the Twins. Bucketless hockey players.&nbsp;

A Win is a Win

Randy Shaver

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