Mel and Kira catch up on thrilling office upgrades, including the Masters mini-gnome, plus Ollie’s long-hair donation plan. Mel recaps LPGA action in LA as JM Eagle boosts the purse to $4.75M and Hannah Green wins in a playoff for her fourth victory this year. They preview the first women's major of the year amid Chevron’s move to Memorial Park in Houston, TX, and debate the attempt to recreate Poppy’s Pond, with some recommendations for a new Texas tradition (mechanical bull). They also unpack rumors of LIV funding trouble, and celebrate Fitzy’s win at the RBC Heritage over Scottie Scheffler, amid heckling.