

Ep 63: Nelly's World, Top Buns, and LIV or Die?
On today’s Quiet Please!, Mel and Kira discuss Nelly Korda’s dominance after her second win in a row and ask the question- "is she the best golfer in the world, man or woman?" They discuss Cam Young's domination, news and notes, and LIV losing funding from Saudia Arabia's PIF. What does it all MEAN…

Ep 62: Prada Loafers, Slow Play Public Shaming, and Nelly Korda is Queen of the World
Mel and Kira dive into Nelly Korda’s dominant Chevron win at Memorial Park to become a three-time major champion and world No.1, and all the news and notes from Houston. Mel discovers male attention when she wears her hair down, two Fitzpatricks will now be on the PGA Tour, and is public shaming th…

Ep 61: Victory in Hannahwood, Skechers Stock on the Rise, and a Poppy's Pond Breakup
Mel and Kira catch up on thrilling office upgrades, including the Masters mini-gnome, plus Ollie’s long-hair donation plan. Mel recaps LPGA action in LA as JM Eagle boosts the purse to $4.75M and Hannah Green wins in a playoff for her fourth victory this year. They preview the first women's major o…

EP 60: The Official Quiet Please! Masters Recap Pod
Rory McIlroy is a Masters Champion (again!). Mel and Kira break down Rory’s repeat victory, go through all of the storylines you might’ve missed, and give their takes along the way. Plus Mel’s run in with a ghost and Kira’s time Under the Umbrellas.

EP 59: Masters Preview Pod
Masters week is finally here and the picks are in. Mel and Kira take you through some of the biggest storylines and their predictions for who the winners of the week will be. Plus, they revisit the Augusta National Women's Amateur and the Drive, Chip, and Putt, and talk all things merch, life in Au…

EP 58: Mel Goes Posh, Flowers for Gary Woodland, and Umbrella Season
On this episode of Quiet Please! Kira apparently hates quarter zips and Mel anticipates getting posher. They check in on the Ford Championship, Hyo Joo Kim’s continued dominance, and give lots of love to Gary Woodland coming off his Houston Open win. Also, Under the Umbrellas is back, Alex Fitzpatr…

Ep 57: The Duke, the Kordas, and the Escape from Alcatraz
On this episode of Quiet Please! Mel and Kira join the Fitz pace of play discourse, discuss Hyo Joo Kim’s LPGA win and Scottie Scheffler withdrawing from the 2026 Texas Children’s Houston Open to grow his family (congrats, Schefflers!). Also, Norwegians are really good at sports, Mel has her green …

Ep 56: Sassy Scottie, Our Players Champion, and Travel Woes
On this episode of Quiet Please! Kira starts off the show with a huge shush of the week for her 24 hour travel marathon, and Mel tries to turn this into a Mormon Wives podcast. Also, they pitch some sponsors for Ludvig Aberg, ponder a Skechers purchase, and Mel gets fired up over electric bikes.

Ep 55: Went the Wunway, Snake Bites, and Paging Michael Phelps
On this episode of Quiet Please! Mel considers phoning a friend to help teach Kai to swim, and Kira calls in from The Players Championship. They recap Akshay Bhatia’s Arnold Palmer Invitational playoff win, Luke Donald being named the European Ryder Cup captain, and recent LPGA results. Also, Mel t…

Ep 54: Paint Gate, Potty Training, and a Poké Bowl
On this episode of Quiet Please! Kira is finally home from Italy and Mel is working on potty training Kai. They discuss Shake Shack vs. In-N-Out, Kira’s meal plans now that she’s back and Mel being mistaken for a Colorado State University golfer. They recap Hannah Green’s win at the HSBC Championsh…