On this episode of Quiet Please! Mel considers phoning a friend to help teach Kai to swim, and Kira calls in from The Players Championship. They recap Akshay Bhatia’s Arnold Palmer Invitational playoff win, Luke Donald being named the European Ryder Cup captain, and recent LPGA results. Also, Mel tells the story of when she was bitten by a snake on the green in China, and how the greenskeepers got revenge on her behalf.