And thats the Thomas Promise, baby. 

watch the video ep here 

sub to the show please 

get tickets for Philly 

And thats the Thomas Promise, baby.&nbsp;
<a href="https://youtu.be/ey6TfYa_mag">watch the video ep here&nbsp;</a>
<a href="patreon.com/pendejotime">sub to the show please&nbsp;</a>
<a href="linktr.ee/pendejotime">get tickets for Philly&nbsp;</a>

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The Thomas Promise (Audio Only) 

His wet flesh smashed against her normal mound "im the vampire that fucks you. and I remember every bad fuckin thing that ever happened to me in my whole goddamn life." 


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His wet flesh smashed against her normal mound "im the vampire that fucks you. and I remember every bad fuckin thing that ever happened to me in my whole goddamn life."&nbsp; <a href="patreon.com/pendejotime">patreon.com/pendejotime</a>
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This is the audio from our most recent video episode with the very funny Adam Gilbert, you can watch that by clicking the link below. He is on tour this winter. Catch him in these cities. 
1/16 Detroit, Independent Comedy
1/17 Chicago, Lincoln Lodge
1/18 Batavia, Illinois, Comedy Vault
 1/23 Handsome Man Comedy, Pittsburgh
1/30 Comedy at The Cellar, Fargo ND
2/28 Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington

WATCH NOW 

PHILLY COME GET YOUR TICKETS TO SEE ME AND THOMAS LIVE 

THOMAS IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK, GET TICKETS TO SEE HIM 

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This is the audio from our most recent video episode with the very funny Adam Gilbert, you can watch that by clicking the link below. He is on tour this winter. Catch him in these cities.&nbsp;
<ul>
<li>1/16 Detroit, Independent Comedy</li>
<li>1/17 Chicago, Lincoln Lodge</li>
<li>1/18 Batavia, Illinois, Comedy Vault</li>
<li>&nbsp;1/23 Handsome Man Comedy, Pittsburgh</li>
<li>1/30 Comedy at The Cellar, Fargo ND</li>
<li>2/28 Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington <a href="https://youtu.be/qyjOeGX9Or0?si=NZNUZ7tD3LrtzqZ9">WATCH NOW&nbsp;</a></li>
</ul>
<a href="linktr.ee/pendejotime">PHILLY COME GET YOUR TICKETS TO SEE ME AND THOMAS LIVE </a>
<a href="https://www.eventbrite.com/e/keegan-ales-comedy-show-2-tickets-1977450247923?aff=oddtdtcreator">THOMAS IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK, GET TICKETS TO SEE HIM&nbsp;</a>
Through Hims, you can access personalized prescription treatment options for ED, like Hard Mints and Sex Rx plus Climax Control, if prescribed.&nbsp;
<a href="hims.com/PT">Get Hims&nbsp;</a>

Welcome, Mr. Gilbert (Ft. Adam Gilbert) AUDIO ONLY 

let yo bih go through yo memories 

 

THOMAS IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK. I REPEAT, THOMAS WHITE IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK. YOU NEED TO GET THOSE TICKETS 

PHILLY, YOUR TIME HAS COME. ME AND THOMAS WILL BE AT NEXT IN LINE COMEDY CLUB SATURDAY JANUARY 24TH AT 9:30. TIX ARE RUNNING LOW. 

DM ME ON INSTAGRAM @JAKERHODESCOMEDY IF YOU WANT TO COME BUT MONEY IS TIGHT. I RESERVED SOME COMP TICKETS I KNOW THE HOLIDAYS COST A BUNCH OF MONEY 

WATCH OUR NEWEST VIDEO EPISODE WITH THE VERY FUNNY ADAM GILBERT 

Through Hims, you can access personalized prescription treatment options for ED, like Hard Mints and Sex Rx plus Climax Control, if prescribed.

GET HIMS

let yo bih go through yo memories&nbsp;
&nbsp;
<a href="https://www.eventbrite.com/e/keegan-ales-comedy-show-2-tickets-1977450247923?aff=oddtdtcreator">THOMAS IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK. I REPEAT, THOMAS WHITE IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK. YOU NEED TO GET THOSE TICKETS&nbsp;</a>
PHILLY, YOUR TIME HAS COME. ME AND THOMAS WILL BE AT NEXT IN LINE COMEDY CLUB SATURDAY JANUARY 24TH AT 9:30. <a href="linktr.ee/pendejotime">TIX ARE RUNNING LOW</a>. 
DM ME ON INSTAGRAM @JAKERHODESCOMEDY IF YOU WANT TO COME BUT MONEY IS TIGHT. I RESERVED SOME COMP TICKETS I KNOW THE HOLIDAYS COST A BUNCH OF MONEY&nbsp;
<a href="https://youtu.be/qyjOeGX9Or0?si=NZNUZ7tD3LrtzqZ9">WATCH OUR NEWEST VIDEO EPISODE WITH THE VERY FUNNY ADAM GILBERT&nbsp;</a>
Through Hims, you can access personalized prescription treatment options for ED, like Hard Mints and Sex Rx plus Climax Control, if prescribed.
<a href="hims.com/PT">GET HIMS</a>

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