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And thats the Thomas Promise, baby. 

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And thats the Thomas Promise, baby.&nbsp;
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The Thomas Promise (Audio Only) 

His wet flesh smashed against her normal mound "im the vampire that fucks you. and I remember every bad fuckin thing that ever happened to me in my whole goddamn life." 


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This is the audio from our most recent video episode with the very funny Adam Gilbert, you can watch that by clicking the link below. He is on tour this winter. Catch him in these cities. 
1/16 Detroit, Independent Comedy
1/17 Chicago, Lincoln Lodge
1/18 Batavia, Illinois, Comedy Vault
 1/23 Handsome Man Comedy, Pittsburgh
1/30 Comedy at The Cellar, Fargo ND
2/28 Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington

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This is the audio from our most recent video episode with the very funny Adam Gilbert, you can watch that by clicking the link below. He is on tour this winter. Catch him in these cities.&nbsp;
<ul>
<li>1/16 Detroit, Independent Comedy</li>
<li>1/17 Chicago, Lincoln Lodge</li>
<li>1/18 Batavia, Illinois, Comedy Vault</li>
<li>&nbsp;1/23 Handsome Man Comedy, Pittsburgh</li>
<li>1/30 Comedy at The Cellar, Fargo ND</li>
<li>2/28 Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington <a href="https://youtu.be/qyjOeGX9Or0?si=NZNUZ7tD3LrtzqZ9">WATCH NOW&nbsp;</a></li>
</ul>
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