Hey MMTM Listeners! Langston and David will be back making motherf*ckin' mini episodes soon. In the meantime rate and review the podcast or send your conspiracy theories/thoughts over to mymommapod@gmail.com

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about if you have kids with a white person and deny your Blackness, then the white genes win.

Hey MMTM Listeners! Langston and David will be back making motherf*ckin' mini episodes soon. In the meantime rate and review the podcast or send your conspiracy theories/thoughts over to <a href="mailto:mymommapod@gmail.com">mymommapod@gmail.com</a>
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Langston and David answer a listener's email about if you have kids with a white person and deny your Blackness, then the white genes win.

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

My Momma Told Me

The Kids Are All White: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/73350d00-36e8-4ff2-858a-af17018aa302/transcript

Are Mattress Firm stores drug fronts? Langston and David record from IDK Studios in Denver to discuss this fan-submitted conspiracy theory. Who goes into these stores? Should we start soliciting conspiracy theories on Hinge? David and Langston dive into a TikTok video from the White Lady Bacon Pastor and break down what a private investigator does for work. Plus, they address the Start the Steal show cancellations.

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

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Are Mattress Firm stores drug fronts? Langston and David record from IDK Studios in Denver to discuss this fan-submitted conspiracy theory. Who goes into these stores? Should we start soliciting conspiracy theories on Hinge? David and Langston dive into a TikTok video from the White Lady Bacon Pastor and break down what a private investigator does for work. Plus, they address the Start the Steal show cancellations.
CALL US &amp; LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940">NETFLIX</a>
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie">PATREON</a>
INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/" data-ogsc="">https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/</a>
YOUTUBE: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg" data-ogsc="">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg</a>
TIKTOK: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en" data-ogsc="">https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en</a>
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit <a href="https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/">https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/</a>
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en">@langstonkerman</a>
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en">@coolguyjokes87</a>

Mattress Firms Are Drug Fronts (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/79ad2a17-b560-4e07-afbb-b42e0060e970/transcript

WNBA All-Star, two-time Olympic gold medalist, and the 2009 first-round draft pick, Angel McCoughtry, brings a conspiracy we've been waiting to break down: Atlanta used to be Atlantis. Imagine an underwater freaknik. Together with Langston and David, Angel ponders the big questions: Should Kevin Garnett accept a brush sponsorship? Are wings and ass good for your health? Is the defensive line back the life of every party? Plus, a caller wonders if basketball players over 7' are a government conspiracy. 

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SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO:mymommapod@gmail.com

JOIN OUR PATREON FOR MORE CONSPIRACIES  https://www.patreon.com/mymommatoldme

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

WNBA All-Star, two-time Olympic gold medalist, and the 2009 first-round draft pick, Angel McCoughtry, brings a conspiracy we've been waiting to break down: Atlanta used to be Atlantis. Imagine an underwater freaknik. Together with Langston and David, Angel ponders the big questions: Should Kevin Garnett accept a brush sponsorship? Are wings and ass good for your health? Is the defensive line back the life of every party? Plus, a caller wonders if basketball players over 7' are a government conspiracy.&nbsp;
CALL US &amp; LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: <a href="mailto:mymommapod@gmail.com">mymommapod@gmail.com</a>
JOIN OUR PATREON FOR MORE CONSPIRACIES&nbsp; <a href="https://www.patreon.com/mymommatoldme">https://www.patreon.com/mymommatoldme</a>
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON&nbsp;<a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940">NETFLIX</a>
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie">PATREON</a>
INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/" data-ogsc="">https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/</a>
YOUTUBE: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg" data-ogsc="">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg</a>
TIKTOK: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en" data-ogsc="">https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en</a>
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit <a href="https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/">https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/</a>
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en">@langstonkerman</a>
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en">@coolguyjokes87</a>

Underwater Freaknick in ATL Atlantis (with Angel McCoughtry)

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/b5f6b4b3-278e-4dfb-af7b-b42c004094f3/transcript

Are light-skinned people good at R&B? Langston and David hit the studio with guest Kevin Avery (The Great North) and get to the bottom of this far-fetched and colorful conspiracy theory.

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO:mymommapod@gmail.com

JOIN OUR PATREON FOR MORE CONSPIRACIES  https://www.patreon.com/mymommatoldme

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

Are light-skinned people good at R&amp;B? Langston and David hit the studio with guest Kevin Avery (The Great North) and get to the bottom of this far-fetched and colorful conspiracy theory.
CALL US &amp; LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: <a href="mailto:mymommapod@gmail.com">mymommapod@gmail.com</a>
JOIN OUR PATREON FOR MORE CONSPIRACIES&nbsp; <a href="https://www.patreon.com/mymommatoldme">https://www.patreon.com/mymommatoldme</a>
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON&nbsp;<a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940">NETFLIX</a>
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie">PATREON</a>
INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/" data-ogsc="">https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/</a>
YOUTUBE: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg" data-ogsc="">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg</a>
TIKTOK: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en" data-ogsc="">https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en</a>
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit <a href="https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/">https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/</a>
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en">@langstonkerman</a>
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en">@coolguyjokes87</a>

The DeBarge Effect (with Kevin Avery) RE-RELEASE

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/9c29df5b-c364-46df-bc8f-b426003568dc/transcript

The Kids Are All White: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

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