I feel like I'm like backpack rapper level rich right now, Mmm, does that make sense? I'm not like rapper rapper rich, but I'm like me and someone who is on Ruckius Records in the nineties probably makes the same about like any of the niggas on sound bombing, we probably make the same amount of my crop chips in your means racist At lastly, money vanetary stuff. You can't tell me bang bang bang skeep skeep skeet. There it is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets of black conspirace theories and we finally worked to prove that the game turning his tear drop tattoo into a butterfly tattoo into an l A logo is the first ever recorded triple down in bad decisions for face tattoos. That is, that is phenomenal shitty decision making. What about the Gucci made I I would argue that Gucci, while while his his ice cream was more substantially offensive and and frankly bad compared to the game's decision making, he didn't do it three different times. He didn't time. He he made one bad choice with the ice cream, and then he was like, I am going to do my best to make this fade over time. I have made a mistake. Here's here's my question. Do you think there's a possibility for a four? Don Do you think you could see that? It's tough because that l a is big now it's you. Yeah, it's pretty big compared to what it started. As it has gotten heavy. I don't think he should have played out. I don't think he should have left the butterfly. I didn't think it was that bad. You think he should have stopped that butterfly. It wasn't that terrible. It didn't feel incorrect for whatever the game was trying to be at the time. And he's like, let's be honest, he's a pretty dramatic guy, but he's a diva. He is Achieva. Do you remember I had to stop following him on Instagram because he would have those like just those dirty, dirty posts of him and like, I underwear with what I'm gonna be honest, I think it's probably a fake penis. Yeah, no, I it was objectively either you have the biggest penis and in the greater Los Angeles area or sir, you've put it, You've put a hell of an egg glance inside your drawers to all of us. That was fake. I remember seeing it and being like, good god. It was the first time I respected the game. I was like, oh, whoa, because I was like, I was like, impossible. He doesn't have like, he doesn't have guys with a giant penis energy, you know that. Yeah, it's confidently y, Yeah, it's confidence. Definitely feels like a man with a small like I wouldn't say small, but certainly it's too small for his six four frame right right, big huge dick. It's like kind of dumb, you know what I mean. It's like, yeah, all the blood is going down there. You're not like and again he's very smart, Yeah he's smart, but he's he's annoying about it, and and he's constantly lying to us about things that we could easily check. And it's make like, yeah, you just although he was on Change of Heart, did you did you ever see that he was? He was blond? Right? No, this was way before that. This was like before he was even a successful rapper. He did that old game show Change of heart. Thank used to be on upn and he was just a nice man who him and his girl went on the show. For those that don't remember the premise, the deal was you you go on the show with your significant other and then they send you out on separate dates with a new person, and then you come back and decide if you want to stay with the person you've you came with or you have quote unquote a change of heart and you start dating the other individual. What happened to him? Did he get changed the hearted? He did? So the game goes out on this date, and they always set you up with a bad bitch who was like fucking gorgeous and cool and spends the whole time being like, hey, I think the euro Penis would take It's the best in my mouth, and I don't know why your girl doesn't feel that way. I'm a perfect yeah, you're yeah, I can't. If I could fit it in here, I would suck it further forever. And so the game goes out with the girl, they have a sexy time, and his girl goes out with the guy. They have a sexy time, and then she comes back and she says she wants to have a change her heart after he goes, I want to be with my lady. Oh that's the worst outcome again, A penis that that is forgettable at the very least for for a lady that was willing to go on TV with the game. Yeah, if he was doing that, she wouldn't even going down there. No change your heart, motherfucker. You have a rare artifact trapped in your paints. Indiana Jones Penis, Yeah, this is you know, you know Sloss used to be like six ft feet tall. This is like, this is like a different era and I'm that man has a different he has a Peter has from a different time. Yeah, this is prehistoric, big dog. If if that's what we're talking about, I'm not gonna give this up. That ship is so big it looks like it could be the result of some kind of a black magic curse, right, Like you wished to be a world famous rapper. And then the witch was like, but I'm cursing you with a big pigness And he's like, but that's fucking awesome, and she's like not not not, not the way, not the way I plan on hitting you. Did he dial it back? Does he still do that? I don't follow him anymore because I never follows tracking tracking the game. I knew that would that was a mistake. Hey, I liked I liked that first album, man, I did like it. I'm mostly for updates of the game. Actually see him getting in fist fights and at Drew League videos. That's that's the most common time I see the game is him playing in the Drew League, which I guess he thinks he's talented enough to keep up with like you know, fucking Trey Young when he's bored during the summer. I mean, he's tall, he's tall, but I he's also like thicker than he used to be, and he moving and I think part of the reason he and that heavy heavy penis he has to where Alan iverson size shorts just to cover uh two pairs of compression song. But but he's constantly getting in fist fights at these league games because somebody sets a pick on him and then he's like ready to square up. Would you if it was offered when you play Drew League again? No, because I'm afraid, well you know what I mean, Like I what I my absolute nightmare is I'm now a part of a video yo where they're like, damn, this up and coming player just went the funk off for sixty eight points and it's nothing but me guarding him the whole time. Yeah, yeah, you don't want, I understand because that's like, that's tough to come back from. You're gonna have your wife and kid in there. You don't need that. Bro. If if he's just saucing on me, and then there's one video of me like going up for a layup and he didn't want it's like, oh no, man, I'm there's too much at stake here. I've often thought getting posterized is probably the worst thing that could ever happen to a person. You've never been dumped on? No, no, no, no, I never not like not like in a major way. No good for you to see it in your eyes that you have. I've been. I've seen it all. Baby. What is that feeling of? Like? What what's the lowest low you know of? What's what the how? What's the depth of your bad decision making? Uh? I did a set one time with my my zipper down and you can see my penis for most of it was this that going good was it was it. It was an open mic, so it was like one in the you know what I mean? Oh so this was like a bad decision stacked on the worst outcome. Yeah, man, fuck yeah, that's that's what getting dunked on feels like. I bet, I bet they're comparable feelings when they dunked on you. Was it like did you feel the nuts on the shoulder? No, it wasn't. It wasn't a nuts on shoulder level dunking. I was more I I was closer to the chest. Uh. So I was going up thinking I had a shot and it and in that way it made it worse, you know what I mean, where it's like, oh, if I could stop this or because I've never been able to dunk, but I I'm a pretty good defender, and so I thought, oh, I could stop this early before it makes it all the way up. And that motherfucker was bouncier than me and somehow had jets in his little feets and and goddamn, just ate me alive. I would worry about the sound I would make if I got dunked on. Well, that's the thing that that would come out of me, like I don't know, Like, what did you get dumped on? You? Like, like, oh, no, like, that's that's my big worry. Like, yeah, I don't remember what said. I think. I think it's one of those hollow sounds that uh that you know after a bomb, where it's just that that screech. That's that's probably what I heard after. I don't like what came out of me. Yeah, and I was playing point guard and so another person had to see me get dunked on, take the ball out, and then choose to pass me the ball. But yeah, what kind of leader am I? He's like, I'm bringing it up now? Yeah, like no, no, no, no, watch how I distribute. Sure, I got dunked on, but I also no three plays. I'm the only true general out here. It's like, no, this is I gotta go home. Man, you gotta take me out. Coach. Yeah, that's the tough thing to have happened to you. Yeah, it's it's it's hard. We I don't I think we've we've introduced ourselves. I don't know that we we've done any formal work here. I I'm lank Stin Kerman. I'm David Boy. And if you've made it this far, you knew that. And and also if you if you didn't know that what the fund is wrong with you? Why would you stick around this long? What could you possibly infect? This pcast was gonna be about what's all that? Kid? We dropped into the game talk early. Yeah, this isn't even what our show is about. But we made we made hard fastened choices right away. I'm worried that he's gonna hear it. Oh the game. You think he's a listener. I think he's tramatic enough to somehow I've found it. I I will say, I definitely think the game has Google alerts for the game. Yeah, oh no, Olivia, don't put the game in lan Is. Let's let's unpack this. Are you? Is your fear of the game that like, h that he'll retaliate with violence? Or is it where where are you in the game? I just don't want to be out of like a smoothie king and you know he catches me or some ship. Okay, so it's not that he'll hunt you down, but that like but sometimes in Los Angeles, I'm in Los Angeles, I'm in game type places, you know, shocks, restaurant, l A, I maybe on my face and then it's like then the game's like, what's that ship. She is talking about my dick, and then it's like, oh man, he'll probably be with Whack one hundred. And then I first struck goodn fight the game and whack. Okay, I see that. He seems like, yeah, he'd wait to fight you in a very public place. And to your point, he is still a big motherfucker who picks his opponents. Wisely, I'd have to the only the only thing I could do is I'd have to either I'd have to hit him first, because then it's like, you know, the video of me getting beat up is like, yeah, but he got him, you know what I mean. No, you gotta hit him in those giant fucking nuts. I gotta grab a belt loop and jump up and just give him and let that mother like a crumble and and you'll be a bad guy. The internet will be like those corny you punched him in the dig but it's like, nah, but where else are you're gonna punch at the game? Yeah? That's yeah. And the one thing that he has going for him, which is that that massive prehistoric dick. There are there are rappers I think I can fight. I just don't think the game is one. Yeah, yeah, a Little Loozy has been beat up enough times that I feel, I feel absolutely confident that I if I could pick you up, I feel good about it. You know what I'm saying. If I can, like I could just like grab you, or if it's like or if it's like if you're fit enough for me to like get my arms down and then like pick up and like I feel, then I feel okay. But anybody bigger than that, it's like, yeah, I'm always impressed with uh with NBA fights because oftentimes the guys are so vastly different in height. Like the other day, Austin Rivers got in a fight mo Bamba. It was like, hey, he's so much bigger than you, and you're you're just riding off of Austin Rivers confidence to face off and he's a bad fighter. He didn't look good at all. I mean, I think the fighting is its own skill, right. How many rappers how many rapper boxing videos have we seen where you're like, oh, ship, yeah, did you see Meek Mill practice And you're like, oh beat the look, man, I get it. You so coke, But man, he is a weird guy. He's a fucking weirdo, and not in an affectionate, like oh what an artist kind of way. He's like that weird French fights in the pool ship Like I don't know what he's like, what are you doing? What's your plane? How are you going? How do you get so rich? Yeah? I don't. I I think we've highly overestimate how much a lot of rappers make and have, and I I think it's safe to say you are you are doing? Like I've heard numerous uh sort of like suggestions that blue faces like broke, and it's like, yeah, I think I think that's more rappers are like that than they are not. I saw him at L a X one time. He definitely got on the plane and last, and that's like, I don't know, maybe you don't have status with Southwest you a lot like get your diamond medallion up, you know what I mean. I'm yeah, I'm platinum baby. It's uh yeah, it feels like to have money, you at least have status on airlines. And if you don't, then something has happened. Either you bought this ticket literally five minutes ago, or or you ain't as rich as we all presumed. Yeah, because he was dressed really nice, but yeah, and he had a Louis Bag but yeah, got on the plane last fun. Well, we we wish Blue Face the best. You know that nice man who there's no other reason to criticize besides uh his struggling, uh financial situation. Hey, bust down, Tatiana. You know what academic City's gonna buy your house. You're going you're you're doing a lot and you're going through a lot. So so I hope, I hope it's all paying off for you, Blue Face. It's complicated to be a rapper. It's it's very complicated to be a rapper. It's even more complicated to be uh. I guess crip rapper. I don't know. Uh. We we have a conspiracy theory that you and I talked about out ahead of time. We were we were discussing the possibility of this being a real thing. But the conspiracy we talked about is my mama told me the NFL. It's scripted. Scripted now, yeah, full script now. It's worth noting this has been sort of a viral conversation on on Twitter for a few days now, but it's specifically comes from a an interview with Aryan Foster, who went on a podcast and said exactly this that the NFL is scripted, that it's completely made up, that in fact, the entire premise of practicing and and sort of like all the sort of like preseason fucking like camps and ship is just dedicated to these people learning their quote unquote lines and positions blocking so that they can help the script come to be. I mean, I didn't even think about this until just now. But here's thing number one. Right, people go to practices. Yeah, practices are no like, there's children there, there's all kinds of people. And if the NFL, I think, is the only sport that does that where you're like, yeah, come watch us practice, you can watch the whole thing. We'll sign some balls. It's a good time for the kids. So that's already stupid. Yeah, no, it doesn't make any sense. A bro, this is he's an idiot. They make the practice facilities like fucking like hubs in the cities and ships like, yeah, you gotta go down to the fucking to this spot so that you can watch Tom Brady stretch. Oh yeah, oh yeah, shout out to dub Valley in Denver. It's it's major. Yes, that's the one thing. Oh So, because I do think that there is. I do think that there is a case for this idea. I think that he's lying. WHOA say more. I think that if you were going to script the entire NFL, you would not need Aryan Fosters input. Like people's lives are just gonna have drama that plays out them, plays out in them anyways, right, Like so I think it's like, you gotta talk to Tom Brady, you know what I mean, You gotta talk to you about homes. You gotta talk to everybody in Philly. But like, do you have to talk to I don't think you. I don't think it would be that the rookies don't know about that ship. You know you're saying, you're saying, if your impact is not substantial enough, you don't need a script. You just need to uh to show up and let the true script script e s handle their business. Yeah, of course. It's like it's like with like it's like with it's like with basketball, where it's like, yeah, point shaving. It's not like it's never a whole team. It's just like two guys, right, and they just have to have enough impact on their own to to make the ship happen. They don't everything else is is whatever because he's like also like because then he's like, yeah, the scriptwriters, So then how big is this? Is this a sag after gig un staying you're talking directly with the writers? You you were talking directly and that's That's also something that felt a little challenging for me in this this whole thing is that like, look, I've been in writer's rooms where like the star decides to pop in, they never help, do you know what I mean? Like it truly makes it way worse when the person who's famous once they go, well, I don't know what if I like jump over the nigga and uh and don't dun the four ball through the gold posts, and it's like, hey, dog, that's not we ain't even that's not what we're doing here. We're just trying to get the third down, big dog, we don't. I wrote for an award show with h with the famous host who was a quarterback, and he just wanted to make fun of Danni ka Patrick the whole time in a way where person like he'd leaves and then we'd like it'd be after lunch you'd come in and you'd be like, so I'm thinking about this Rannica Patrick situation, Like what, well, no, what nobody wants to talk about danni Ka Patrick big Man? Why do it? Yeah, no famous people having to come in with good ideas. I I get it because you're you know, your feelings are hurt because you're not in the league anymore. I understand you're building these personal vendettas that would have been resolved if you could still just like focus on a game ahead of you. But now it's like, no, I will I will make Dannika Patrick my super Bowl because like, so what was he trying to like, what was he trying to accomplish with this? Like I also have the idea. I don't like the idea that if the NFL has always been scripted, you were the first one in this whole what's it super Bowl fifty four or some ship, you were the first one to ever drop this knowledge. Yeah, that's that's uh. And we've talked about this a few times on the podcast. I think that's always the challenge with conspiracy theories, especially once of this scale, is like it would require a level of like complicit silence on the part of a lot of people who have been fucked over by this league frankly back off times that, like you, for them not to have said anything would be crazy. For Colin Kaepernick to not have come up and been like, hey, it's scripted, by the way at this point, would be impossible. What about major injuries? What about old boy? You think he started this season? They're like, you're gonna die on the field, that will bring you back. But like that's in that's in your contract. Like, what are you talking about, and you'll never play again by you're from the game of football for what is now? Have you said basketball? It had been like, of course everybody knows that, so are the NBA. That makes perfect sense. Well, I will say that that we need to take a break. We have a break coming up. But I'm excited to find out exactly all of your thoughts on the NBA rigging and or more on the NFL scripting. We're gonna take a break. It will be back with more lengths than more, David and more. My mama told me, damn blood. Yeah, we are back discussing whether or not professional sports is rigged. Football I think we've debunked. But I will say basketball, it's always I tell me more because because I love because we're not just talking rigged, rigg. You're saying that that basketball is scripted, level ragged. I think it's I think it's rigged. I think it's there are the teams who are supposed to do what they do. I think that there's often marketing campaigns around those things. You know what I mean? Remember Little Penny saying Kobe leron Kobe Lebron, Like, what am I supposed to think about that? There's clearly like there's clearly like especially David Stern, like, I just feel like if there's not if the if it's not rigged, there are ways that they would like it to work out that they do their best to. Specifically, two thousand nine, the West in conference finals. They weren't ready for, you know, a team on some heroes of Denver Nuggets. They weren't ready for. They weren't ready for a tiny man like Earl Boykins off the bench with the ring. They can't have that. They can't have that. Kenyan Martin was a menace. He had lipstick tattooed on his neck. They couldn't have that. So they had to give it to who Kobe because that was all cause it was all I I feel like everybody has, Like Kobe, example of of the rigging that hurt them the most mind personally being the Sacramento Kings of whatever the funk year that was. But the early two thousand Sacramento Kings with Chris and Doug Christie and all them, and I was like, this is this is the greatest team ever simple and they were. They were they were torn asunder by Robert or you know what I mean. It's ship like that doesn't want to make sense. Yeah, I I definitely am am a hurt man as you are. We actually talked about this exact subject, or at least a version of this subject with Tom Bell. Uh last may I want to say, if I'm remembering correct, and tone believed that the NFL and NBA were rigged, and we talked specifically in the research sort of found that that a lot of what people suggest is is that it's not so much scripted in the way that Aryan Foster is suggesting, but these leagues do have biases in in wanting certain stories to be able to happen. So it's not so much them giving a fuck if one team wins a championship or not, but they do give a funk whether or not like that that hero's tale happens from beginning to end. Yeah, and I think that they I think that there's you know, there's obviously only so much impact that you can have. Like that's why I feel like it's not scripted, because every now and then you'll see a guy go rogue. Understand, like like Westbrook, that that one that was like he wasn't supposed to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lynn, sanity is they do going rogue, growing rogue that was not supposed to That was not supposed to happen at all at all at all. So it's like and they marketed it. They went like, oh fuck, we can make a bunch of money off of this, so they bought into it very quickly. But no, that wasn't like day whoever Adam Silver didn't start there, I think was still David Stern and but but whoever was in charge at the point didn't go like and this year, we're gonna have an Asian dude the greatest player on the planet for for four weeks. I mean, it sounds insane what you're saying. Yeah, like nobody couldn't seen that he'll be six five and uh and and petite, and we're gonna make him the literal greatest player on the planet for a month, and then somehow it never comes back. He'll never have him even a moment. And it's also like, and I mean, I go back to my team, like I have for years felt that the Nuggets, despite themselves, we're just always supposed to be a second class team. You think you think the NBA was ready for yo Kitch Nicola Yokis is m v P. I love him right ugly. It's basketball like, it's all ugly until the past is caught in. The passes are phenomenal in that it looks like he drops the ball every time, like he's fucking up, and then it ends up being the most amazing past that you could have imagined. He plays like Mr McGoo, you know what, like he plays He plays basketball like Mr mcgoul walking through ass fucking construction. And all his mannerisms are are super fucking European. Oh I'm so tired all the time. Yeah, and he's rubbing his head weird and ship and You're like, I'm not sure this man should be allowed on this court. I don't think he's I think they're gonna bully him. But then he's like, no, watch this and you yeah, come to find out you know what it is. It's like did you see that new Eddie Mercy movie? You people? Yeah, yeah, everybody in that by the shout out, you know, Sam j Is went crazy. But yes, you but when Jonah Hill played basketball, yeah, and you're like, there's no way. And then even looking at it, it looked bad. But the shots got knocked down and that's that. Yeah. It was very garbage basketball and it was clearly written with the intention of a better basketball player having having played this part. They wanted, you know, he Haroldson. You don't think he would have wrote that. I bet he wrote that for himself. I would. I think he did write it for himself. But I think that's ego, baby. I don't think that that's I don't think that he was like basketball is my best sport. I think he was like, what's black that I can do? Fake basketball? Wait till I do a reverse guest Who's coming to dinner? And it's just gonna be me hitting home runs on these bitch ass white boys. I'm gonna go to the park and just have chewing tobacco and just do white people play pick up baseball. I don't. I don't think so. I think that's of the fifties when stickball existed and now. Yeah, it feels like he would be more of a Dominican. Yeah, they have they have rec like, they have very sort of like uh leagues, They have st of real games. But they don't just like hit the driveway and practice baseball and ship. No, I don't think so, not even more. Maybe they do, I mean with kids obviously, but not grown men sending them being like, hey, let's go play softball. Though I think they play softball, Okay, I think I think some boys will get together and throw a big old softball at each other. But yeah, to all that, I say that, Yeah, I think the NBA is rigged. I don't think the NFL is also too many variables right right, It's like it's no, the NFL is not enough variables, meaning meaning that I think the longer, the longer the season, the more games and stuff like that, or oh, I guess that would be easier to write because there's not that many games, right, yeah, I mean sixteen games per team that that you hire writing staff for each team and staff is like ten Yeah, it's gotta be. It's gotta be a big room, I think, because players and coaches have Coaches also have their own dramas and ship going on. Yeah, and you have to really like be you have to be thinking for enough positions and like strategizing with the the other teams as well. Like it, there has to be cross pollination. You can't just write your side of the ball. I mean, so it feels like a pretty massive undertaking that that doesn't even seem possible. Frankly, Yeah, I don't believe it, because football is more possessions than it is even fucking like minutes, yeah, exactly, exactly, just the pace of the game. It's really hard to dictate too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just don't and and I just don't. Football still has upsets. I feel like in my lifetime of sports, I've seen more major upsets in football than I have in basketball. Right, Basketball usually who you think is gonna win wins, Yeah, there is. It's a much harder thing to to have a major upset in basketball. But some of that also is that football is one and done, and so it's like, yeah, if these dudes, you know what I mean, it's one and done and it's really about smash into each other. So like, if I just show up with the wrong energy for for getting smashed, I'm I'm gonna lose and I can't do nothing about it kind of thing. Whereas like basketball, if I don't you know, if I got drunk the night before and and have a bad game, I get like six more chances to fix. I mean, they said Iristen did it all the time. Yeah, yeah, I still I still love his nuggets heres though I wouldn't take back a single minute really because they didn't do anything for you guys. I think I take that back. It was just cool that he was here, but it was also like you could tell he wasn't like here, you know what I'm saying, Like, no, he was his heart had moved on from the NBA by that point, and nobody ever hangs out here when they're pro, like our pro, like mellow. It was like he was gone whenever he could be like people aren't just like and it was the wrong group of guys to surround him with if you needed him to like buy into a system and and or even like the premise of playing all the way. Yeah, it was like fucking j R. Smith and and Kenyan Martin and and Carmelo Anthony and it's like, yeah, well of course he's not gonna pay attention, no, no, no no, And they're all everybody was on their way out kind of, so it was like a team that you could feel. Listen, that's not the point. It doesn't. George Carl your your coach by then, Yes, George Carl was our coach. And what a deeply racist man that is. Nobody was feeling encouraged and or motivated by George Carl. I mean, George Carl looks racist, yeah, and he proves it. Boy that he's got that face with like no lips like that, Like no, the smaller the lips, the more I think you're gonna say it. Yeah, for a while he had like no hair on top and like long in the back, and it's like, you're a wild guy, George Carl. You hate because Lea's name starts with the cave. These are all well, I think there are some last names of the cave that are pretty cool and well, yeah, you're black, though I don't know. I'm not saying you have my family ain't. And are they racist? All of them? Some of them? Are? They don't they None of it is rooted in as much a hatred but a fear if it. Yeah, I think I have some in my family. It's more hatred based. Yeah, ours is just I ain't never been around that, and that scares me. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna, you know, do what is doing and yeap and and nip kind of ships, just like, why is he probably me in the grocery store. It's like he's not, this is just the groceries. Ever So, in the in the the research that I did for the tone Bell of it All, and I'm glad you brought up the NBA because there are a few specific examples that people point to when they talk about like sort of these heroes stories getting out of hand or at least becoming a little two pointed for us to be able to deny some of the the fucking you know, the writing as it were. One of the examples they bring up is the two thousand five New Orleans Hornets, where they go from basically being one of the worst teams in the league two then like having like this historic rise, and part of it is sort of like wanting to to link it with the narrative of Katrina and like the city coming back to life so that you can rebuild finances. It was like New or Yeah, New Orleans needed it for both their their own personal like emotional well being, but also literally they needed the wind to be able to like restore this funked up sort of like situation. But I don't know if I can go with that because where were the Knicks right, like like what you would do it for New Orleans but not for New York City. Yeah, now that's that's a good point. They that two thousand one team didn't do anything to be I don't even know who was in there. I couldn't tell you. I might, I don't know. Alan Houston probably was still Let's look up two thousand one New York Knicks. We need to see. Yeah, they did not rally. No, it was there a team that that uh they were still coached by Jeff Van Gundy. Let's let's start there. I love deeply it was. Yeah, Okay, Marcus Canby, we're talking to Alan Houston. Mark Jackson was still playing basketball at the time. You've got Travis Night, You've got Latrelle Spreewell, Kurt Thomas, uh, the the oldest looking man that ever was uh and Charlie Ward. Those were the highlights of that year. And I believe that was second Olivia is saying it is the second most looked up question about the Knicks. Have the Knicks ever been good? Ha ha ha ha ha. No, No, I don't not not. They had that one year with essentially this same roster. And I can't remember what year it was where they they were the eighth seed of the playoffs and then ended up going to the finals that it was essentially that same group. I feel like that was like two thousand, maybe like ninety nine, Okay, yeah, it was. It was ninety nine that the Knicks went to the finals with the actually that same group. But Patrick Ewing was still yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, damn poor Nick's Yeah, I'll tell you what. That ship has never been scripted because they fucking are terrible. Yeah, no, they and boy are there are a lot of people invested in their success, and I know, and every other team has like done it, every other team in the league has gone from rags to riches. Yeah. Once they they sort of figured it out, it was like, oh no, you like Bengals, so fucking uh, who's Joe Burrow Ship. Oh yeah, the Bengals. Yeah, Bengal. Yeah, it's like, no, they give people a shot every perce in a while. Yeah, but no, man, And I mean Cleveland. Cleveland was like a joke when we were growing up. Yeah. So I guess I'm split on this. Now further we go into and I'm like, maybe it's like, I think that I think that you're right. I think that idea of like there are certain narratives that are there trying to push for money and ship like that. I think that that is true, and I think ultimately you can do you can't have a lot of sway in it, but at the end of the day, it's still hoping. Yeah, I I do think like I think, for example, the League desperately wanted Lebron to get a championship for the Cavaliers. I think that that that would that meant the world to everybody in charge, everybody that had financial investment in this this fucking system. I don't think they have the ability to like fully get him the championship, but I do think they capitalize on a bunch of choices that are already being made by these guys. So when when fucking Draymond Green is being a dick and and swinging his foot and kicking and ship, they go, well, yeah, suspend him where we want them to win. We don't want to spend that dude. Yeah, we're not gonna fucking you know what I mean, Like, we're gonna take advantage of him being an idiot were we want them to win. Yeah, I think that's definitely the case. I think that's I think that is definitely the case. Yeah, football, I I I would argue it's it's similar ship, whether they're like, hey, we we would love for there's no reason for forty six, forty five year old Tom Brady to to be as great as he was. I mean, he obviously is a great player. It's not to take anything away from him, but like that Buccaneers championship didn't feel like a fucking like hey man, it was the same with Peyton and the Broncos championship, Like it was like they love that redemption quarterback story, like my team cast me aside. Yeah, but I think they had to want that for him as much as he wanted it for for himself. So he puts in the work, he becomes this phenomenal player and then the league goes, hey, man, if there's any moments where it's between Brady and this other quarterback, it's always Brady. It's yeah, yeah, that's fair. I think yeah, No, I I think I think we've covered this pretty well. I don't. I don't know that we we've landed any proof of of this being scripted, but it sounds like we're in agreement that some sort of mischief is happening in the background. And there's always do your own research, brother, Like, there's your tube, rabbit holes you can go down. Yeah, if that's if you want scripting to be real, you can fully you can find it out there. The other day, I was watching a video where they were saying that the the the n b A is uh simulation, that that it was completely simulated, And part of the argument they were making was a bunch of clips where you see players doing identical things at the exact same time. That there are like glitches where you can watch like three players on one team all I've seen that kind of sequence. Yeah, I've seen that kind of thing. But then that means it that goes back to like that, Then that means they're all computers, all the players. Yeah, argument I've met basketball players in real life. Yeah, I don't know that they're saying, like the individuals are computers out there as much as we are all living in a computer, and the the NBA's glitches are evidence of this whole thing being a roofs. Do you ever feel like that movie The Matrix really did a little too much debt more damage than it did good? Yeah, no, especially I would say for white people not to not to make this an entirely racial thing, but but white boys have bought into the premise of the simulation, I think more than any other group. Yo, they love it. They love it. That ship comes up so much and it's like, I don't know, have you watched that movie? It's not that's smart, Like you know what I mean. I think the premise is really really smart, and then you watch what they do to prove the premise and then to like tell the story, and you're like, I guess pay phones, all right, that's how I get in and out of the major Okay, yeah, it's I think I think some of this is just uh, I think you were just writing ship. The third movie is nonsense. Dog? Did you see the new one? No? I didn't see the new one because I can't. The new one almost feels like that we might have been tricked by like some special needs people. Oh like like we've lost Yeah, like that. This whole thing was like, oh, you didn't know what you were doing at all, and it was truly just like some weird monkey typewriter ship that got you three four movies. I mean, I haven't seen how Hollywood works. That makes sense to me. That's what we should talk about, is Hollywood rings next time? Yeah, Hollywood. I actually would love to talk about this because, boy, do I believe that that no questions, no question Yeah, I don't think none of this is real. And yeah, honestly we should unpact that. Uh well, we'll maybe do that for for one of our upcoming episodes is the rigging of Hollywood. Can't wait because I got some wild swings. All right, Well, we gotta get to that. That's exciting. Could you tell before we do? 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I feel like I'm like backpack rapper level rich right now, Mmm, does that make sense? I'm not like rapper rapper rich, but I'm like me and someone who is on Ruckius Records in the nineties probably makes the same about like any of the niggas on sound bombing, we probably make the same amount of my crop chips in your means racist At lastly, money vanetary stuff. You can't tell me bang bang bang skeep skeep skeet. There it is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets of black conspirace theories and we finally worked to prove that the game turning his tear drop tattoo into a butterfly tattoo into an l A logo is the first ever recorded triple down in bad decisions for face tattoos. That is, that is phenomenal shitty decision making. What about the Gucci made I I would argue that Gucci, while while his his ice cream was more substantially offensive and and frankly bad compared to the game's decision making, he didn't do it three different times. He didn't time. He he made one bad choice with the ice cream, and then he was like, I am going to do my best to make this fade over time. I have made a mistake. Here's here's my question. Do you think there's a possibility for a four? Don Do you think you could see that? It's tough because that l a is big now it's you. Yeah, it's pretty big compared to what it started. As it has gotten heavy. I don't think he should have played out. I don't think he should have left the butterfly. I didn't think it was that bad. You think he should have stopped that butterfly. It wasn't that terrible. It didn't feel incorrect for whatever the game was trying to be at the time. And he's like, let's be honest, he's a pretty dramatic guy, but he's a diva. He is Achieva. Do you remember I had to stop following him on Instagram because he would have those like just those dirty, dirty posts of him and like, I underwear with what I'm gonna be honest, I think it's probably a fake penis. Yeah, no, I it was objectively either you have the biggest penis and in the greater Los Angeles area or sir, you've put it, You've put a hell of an egg glance inside your drawers to all of us. That was fake. I remember seeing it and being like, good god. It was the first time I respected the game. I was like, oh, whoa, because I was like, I was like, impossible. He doesn't have like, he doesn't have guys with a giant penis energy, you know that. Yeah, it's confidently y, Yeah, it's confidence. Definitely feels like a man with a small like I wouldn't say small, but certainly it's too small for his six four frame right right, big huge dick. It's like kind of dumb, you know what I mean. It's like, yeah, all the blood is going down there. You're not like and again he's very smart, Yeah he's smart, but he's he's annoying about it, and and he's constantly lying to us about things that we could easily check. And it's make like, yeah, you just although he was on Change of Heart, did you did you ever see that he was? He was blond? Right? No, this was way before that. This was like before he was even a successful rapper. He did that old game show Change of heart. Thank used to be on upn and he was just a nice man who him and his girl went on the show. For those that don't remember the premise, the deal was you you go on the show with your significant other and then they send you out on separate dates with a new person, and then you come back and decide if you want to stay with the person you've you came with or you have quote unquote a change of heart and you start dating the other individual. What happened to him? Did he get changed the hearted? He did? So the game goes out on this date, and they always set you up with a bad bitch who was like fucking gorgeous and cool and spends the whole time being like, hey, I think the euro Penis would take It's the best in my mouth, and I don't know why your girl doesn't feel that way. I'm a perfect yeah, you're yeah, I can't. If I could fit it in here, I would suck it further forever. And so the game goes out with the girl, they have a sexy time, and his girl goes out with the guy. They have a sexy time, and then she comes back and she says she wants to have a change her heart after he goes, I want to be with my lady. Oh that's the worst outcome again, A penis that that is forgettable at the very least for for a lady that was willing to go on TV with the game. Yeah, if he was doing that, she wouldn't even going down there. No change your heart, motherfucker. You have a rare artifact trapped in your paints. Indiana Jones Penis, Yeah, this is you know, you know Sloss used to be like six ft feet tall. This is like, this is like a different era and I'm that man has a different he has a Peter has from a different time. Yeah, this is prehistoric, big dog. If if that's what we're talking about, I'm not gonna give this up. That ship is so big it looks like it could be the result of some kind of a black magic curse, right, Like you wished to be a world famous rapper. And then the witch was like, but I'm cursing you with a big pigness And he's like, but that's fucking awesome, and she's like not not not, not the way, not the way I plan on hitting you. Did he dial it back? Does he still do that? I don't follow him anymore because I never follows tracking tracking the game. I knew that would that was a mistake. Hey, I liked I liked that first album, man, I did like it. I'm mostly for updates of the game. Actually see him getting in fist fights and at Drew League videos. That's that's the most common time I see the game is him playing in the Drew League, which I guess he thinks he's talented enough to keep up with like you know, fucking Trey Young when he's bored during the summer. I mean, he's tall, he's tall, but I he's also like thicker than he used to be, and he moving and I think part of the reason he and that heavy heavy penis he has to where Alan iverson size shorts just to cover uh two pairs of compression song. But but he's constantly getting in fist fights at these league games because somebody sets a pick on him and then he's like ready to square up. Would you if it was offered when you play Drew League again? No, because I'm afraid, well you know what I mean, Like I what I my absolute nightmare is I'm now a part of a video yo where they're like, damn, this up and coming player just went the funk off for sixty eight points and it's nothing but me guarding him the whole time. Yeah, yeah, you don't want, I understand because that's like, that's tough to come back from. You're gonna have your wife and kid in there. You don't need that. Bro. If if he's just saucing on me, and then there's one video of me like going up for a layup and he didn't want it's like, oh no, man, I'm there's too much at stake here. I've often thought getting posterized is probably the worst thing that could ever happen to a person. You've never been dumped on? No, no, no, no, I never not like not like in a major way. No good for you to see it in your eyes that you have. I've been. I've seen it all. Baby. What is that feeling of? Like? What what's the lowest low you know of? What's what the how? What's the depth of your bad decision making? Uh? I did a set one time with my my zipper down and you can see my penis for most of it was this that going good was it was it. It was an open mic, so it was like one in the you know what I mean? Oh so this was like a bad decision stacked on the worst outcome. Yeah, man, fuck yeah, that's that's what getting dunked on feels like. I bet, I bet they're comparable feelings when they dunked on you. Was it like did you feel the nuts on the shoulder? No, it wasn't. It wasn't a nuts on shoulder level dunking. I was more I I was closer to the chest. Uh. So I was going up thinking I had a shot and it and in that way it made it worse, you know what I mean, where it's like, oh, if I could stop this or because I've never been able to dunk, but I I'm a pretty good defender, and so I thought, oh, I could stop this early before it makes it all the way up. And that motherfucker was bouncier than me and somehow had jets in his little feets and and goddamn, just ate me alive. I would worry about the sound I would make if I got dunked on. Well, that's the thing that that would come out of me, like I don't know, Like, what did you get dumped on? You? Like, like, oh, no, like, that's that's my big worry. Like, yeah, I don't remember what said. I think. I think it's one of those hollow sounds that uh that you know after a bomb, where it's just that that screech. That's that's probably what I heard after. I don't like what came out of me. Yeah, and I was playing point guard and so another person had to see me get dunked on, take the ball out, and then choose to pass me the ball. But yeah, what kind of leader am I? He's like, I'm bringing it up now? Yeah, like no, no, no, no, watch how I distribute. Sure, I got dunked on, but I also no three plays. I'm the only true general out here. It's like, no, this is I gotta go home. Man, you gotta take me out. Coach. Yeah, that's the tough thing to have happened to you. Yeah, it's it's it's hard. We I don't I think we've we've introduced ourselves. I don't know that we we've done any formal work here. I I'm lank Stin Kerman. I'm David Boy. And if you've made it this far, you knew that. And and also if you if you didn't know that what the fund is wrong with you? Why would you stick around this long? What could you possibly infect? This pcast was gonna be about what's all that? Kid? We dropped into the game talk early. Yeah, this isn't even what our show is about. But we made we made hard fastened choices right away. I'm worried that he's gonna hear it. Oh the game. You think he's a listener. I think he's tramatic enough to somehow I've found it. I I will say, I definitely think the game has Google alerts for the game. Yeah, oh no, Olivia, don't put the game in lan Is. Let's let's unpack this. Are you? Is your fear of the game that like, h that he'll retaliate with violence? Or is it where where are you in the game? I just don't want to be out of like a smoothie king and you know he catches me or some ship. Okay, so it's not that he'll hunt you down, but that like but sometimes in Los Angeles, I'm in Los Angeles, I'm in game type places, you know, shocks, restaurant, l A, I maybe on my face and then it's like then the game's like, what's that ship. She is talking about my dick, and then it's like, oh man, he'll probably be with Whack one hundred. And then I first struck goodn fight the game and whack. Okay, I see that. He seems like, yeah, he'd wait to fight you in a very public place. And to your point, he is still a big motherfucker who picks his opponents. Wisely, I'd have to the only the only thing I could do is I'd have to either I'd have to hit him first, because then it's like, you know, the video of me getting beat up is like, yeah, but he got him, you know what I mean. No, you gotta hit him in those giant fucking nuts. I gotta grab a belt loop and jump up and just give him and let that mother like a crumble and and you'll be a bad guy. The internet will be like those corny you punched him in the dig but it's like, nah, but where else are you're gonna punch at the game? Yeah? That's yeah. And the one thing that he has going for him, which is that that massive prehistoric dick. There are there are rappers I think I can fight. I just don't think the game is one. Yeah, yeah, a Little Loozy has been beat up enough times that I feel, I feel absolutely confident that I if I could pick you up, I feel good about it. You know what I'm saying. If I can, like I could just like grab you, or if it's like or if it's like if you're fit enough for me to like get my arms down and then like pick up and like I feel, then I feel okay. But anybody bigger than that, it's like, yeah, I'm always impressed with uh with NBA fights because oftentimes the guys are so vastly different in height. Like the other day, Austin Rivers got in a fight mo Bamba. It was like, hey, he's so much bigger than you, and you're you're just riding off of Austin Rivers confidence to face off and he's a bad fighter. He didn't look good at all. I mean, I think the fighting is its own skill, right. How many rappers how many rapper boxing videos have we seen where you're like, oh, ship, yeah, did you see Meek Mill practice And you're like, oh beat the look, man, I get it. You so coke, But man, he is a weird guy. He's a fucking weirdo, and not in an affectionate, like oh what an artist kind of way. He's like that weird French fights in the pool ship Like I don't know what he's like, what are you doing? What's your plane? How are you going? How do you get so rich? Yeah? I don't. I I think we've highly overestimate how much a lot of rappers make and have, and I I think it's safe to say you are you are doing? Like I've heard numerous uh sort of like suggestions that blue faces like broke, and it's like, yeah, I think I think that's more rappers are like that than they are not. I saw him at L a X one time. He definitely got on the plane and last, and that's like, I don't know, maybe you don't have status with Southwest you a lot like get your diamond medallion up, you know what I mean. I'm yeah, I'm platinum baby. It's uh yeah, it feels like to have money, you at least have status on airlines. And if you don't, then something has happened. Either you bought this ticket literally five minutes ago, or or you ain't as rich as we all presumed. Yeah, because he was dressed really nice, but yeah, and he had a Louis Bag but yeah, got on the plane last fun. Well, we we wish Blue Face the best. You know that nice man who there's no other reason to criticize besides uh his struggling, uh financial situation. Hey, bust down, Tatiana. You know what academic City's gonna buy your house. You're going you're you're doing a lot and you're going through a lot. So so I hope, I hope it's all paying off for you, Blue Face. It's complicated to be a rapper. It's it's very complicated to be a rapper. It's even more complicated to be uh. I guess crip rapper. I don't know. Uh. We we have a conspiracy theory that you and I talked about out ahead of time. We were we were discussing the possibility of this being a real thing. But the conspiracy we talked about is my mama told me the NFL. It's scripted. Scripted now, yeah, full script now. It's worth noting this has been sort of a viral conversation on on Twitter for a few days now, but it's specifically comes from a an interview with Aryan Foster, who went on a podcast and said exactly this that the NFL is scripted, that it's completely made up, that in fact, the entire premise of practicing and and sort of like all the sort of like preseason fucking like camps and ship is just dedicated to these people learning their quote unquote lines and positions blocking so that they can help the script come to be. I mean, I didn't even think about this until just now. But here's thing number one. Right, people go to practices. Yeah, practices are no like, there's children there, there's all kinds of people. And if the NFL, I think, is the only sport that does that where you're like, yeah, come watch us practice, you can watch the whole thing. We'll sign some balls. It's a good time for the kids. So that's already stupid. Yeah, no, it doesn't make any sense. A bro, this is he's an idiot. They make the practice facilities like fucking like hubs in the cities and ships like, yeah, you gotta go down to the fucking to this spot so that you can watch Tom Brady stretch. Oh yeah, oh yeah, shout out to dub Valley in Denver. It's it's major. Yes, that's the one thing. Oh So, because I do think that there is. I do think that there is a case for this idea. I think that he's lying. WHOA say more. I think that if you were going to script the entire NFL, you would not need Aryan Fosters input. Like people's lives are just gonna have drama that plays out them, plays out in them anyways, right, Like so I think it's like, you gotta talk to Tom Brady, you know what I mean, You gotta talk to you about homes. You gotta talk to everybody in Philly. But like, do you have to talk to I don't think you. I don't think it would be that the rookies don't know about that ship. You know you're saying, you're saying, if your impact is not substantial enough, you don't need a script. You just need to uh to show up and let the true script script e s handle their business. Yeah, of course. It's like it's like with like it's like with it's like with basketball, where it's like, yeah, point shaving. It's not like it's never a whole team. It's just like two guys, right, and they just have to have enough impact on their own to to make the ship happen. They don't everything else is is whatever because he's like also like because then he's like, yeah, the scriptwriters, So then how big is this? Is this a sag after gig un staying you're talking directly with the writers? You you were talking directly and that's That's also something that felt a little challenging for me in this this whole thing is that like, look, I've been in writer's rooms where like the star decides to pop in, they never help, do you know what I mean? Like it truly makes it way worse when the person who's famous once they go, well, I don't know what if I like jump over the nigga and uh and don't dun the four ball through the gold posts, and it's like, hey, dog, that's not we ain't even that's not what we're doing here. We're just trying to get the third down, big dog, we don't. I wrote for an award show with h with the famous host who was a quarterback, and he just wanted to make fun of Danni ka Patrick the whole time in a way where person like he'd leaves and then we'd like it'd be after lunch you'd come in and you'd be like, so I'm thinking about this Rannica Patrick situation, Like what, well, no, what nobody wants to talk about danni Ka Patrick big Man? Why do it? Yeah, no famous people having to come in with good ideas. I I get it because you're you know, your feelings are hurt because you're not in the league anymore. I understand you're building these personal vendettas that would have been resolved if you could still just like focus on a game ahead of you. But now it's like, no, I will I will make Dannika Patrick my super Bowl because like, so what was he trying to like, what was he trying to accomplish with this? Like I also have the idea. I don't like the idea that if the NFL has always been scripted, you were the first one in this whole what's it super Bowl fifty four or some ship, you were the first one to ever drop this knowledge. Yeah, that's that's uh. And we've talked about this a few times on the podcast. I think that's always the challenge with conspiracy theories, especially once of this scale, is like it would require a level of like complicit silence on the part of a lot of people who have been fucked over by this league frankly back off times that, like you, for them not to have said anything would be crazy. For Colin Kaepernick to not have come up and been like, hey, it's scripted, by the way at this point, would be impossible. What about major injuries? What about old boy? You think he started this season? They're like, you're gonna die on the field, that will bring you back. But like that's in that's in your contract. Like, what are you talking about, and you'll never play again by you're from the game of football for what is now? Have you said basketball? It had been like, of course everybody knows that, so are the NBA. That makes perfect sense. Well, I will say that that we need to take a break. We have a break coming up. But I'm excited to find out exactly all of your thoughts on the NBA rigging and or more on the NFL scripting. We're gonna take a break. It will be back with more lengths than more, David and more. My mama told me, damn blood. Yeah, we are back discussing whether or not professional sports is rigged. Football I think we've debunked. But I will say basketball, it's always I tell me more because because I love because we're not just talking rigged, rigg. You're saying that that basketball is scripted, level ragged. I think it's I think it's rigged. I think it's there are the teams who are supposed to do what they do. I think that there's often marketing campaigns around those things. You know what I mean? Remember Little Penny saying Kobe leron Kobe Lebron, Like, what am I supposed to think about that? There's clearly like there's clearly like especially David Stern, like, I just feel like if there's not if the if it's not rigged, there are ways that they would like it to work out that they do their best to. Specifically, two thousand nine, the West in conference finals. They weren't ready for, you know, a team on some heroes of Denver Nuggets. They weren't ready for. They weren't ready for a tiny man like Earl Boykins off the bench with the ring. They can't have that. They can't have that. Kenyan Martin was a menace. He had lipstick tattooed on his neck. They couldn't have that. So they had to give it to who Kobe because that was all cause it was all I I feel like everybody has, Like Kobe, example of of the rigging that hurt them the most mind personally being the Sacramento Kings of whatever the funk year that was. But the early two thousand Sacramento Kings with Chris and Doug Christie and all them, and I was like, this is this is the greatest team ever simple and they were. They were they were torn asunder by Robert or you know what I mean. It's ship like that doesn't want to make sense. Yeah, I I definitely am am a hurt man as you are. We actually talked about this exact subject, or at least a version of this subject with Tom Bell. Uh last may I want to say, if I'm remembering correct, and tone believed that the NFL and NBA were rigged, and we talked specifically in the research sort of found that that a lot of what people suggest is is that it's not so much scripted in the way that Aryan Foster is suggesting, but these leagues do have biases in in wanting certain stories to be able to happen. So it's not so much them giving a fuck if one team wins a championship or not, but they do give a funk whether or not like that that hero's tale happens from beginning to end. Yeah, and I think that they I think that there's you know, there's obviously only so much impact that you can have. Like that's why I feel like it's not scripted, because every now and then you'll see a guy go rogue. Understand, like like Westbrook, that that one that was like he wasn't supposed to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lynn, sanity is they do going rogue, growing rogue that was not supposed to That was not supposed to happen at all at all at all. So it's like and they marketed it. They went like, oh fuck, we can make a bunch of money off of this, so they bought into it very quickly. But no, that wasn't like day whoever Adam Silver didn't start there, I think was still David Stern and but but whoever was in charge at the point didn't go like and this year, we're gonna have an Asian dude the greatest player on the planet for for four weeks. I mean, it sounds insane what you're saying. Yeah, like nobody couldn't seen that he'll be six five and uh and and petite, and we're gonna make him the literal greatest player on the planet for a month, and then somehow it never comes back. He'll never have him even a moment. And it's also like, and I mean, I go back to my team, like I have for years felt that the Nuggets, despite themselves, we're just always supposed to be a second class team. You think you think the NBA was ready for yo Kitch Nicola Yokis is m v P. I love him right ugly. It's basketball like, it's all ugly until the past is caught in. The passes are phenomenal in that it looks like he drops the ball every time, like he's fucking up, and then it ends up being the most amazing past that you could have imagined. He plays like Mr McGoo, you know what, like he plays He plays basketball like Mr mcgoul walking through ass fucking construction. And all his mannerisms are are super fucking European. Oh I'm so tired all the time. Yeah, and he's rubbing his head weird and ship and You're like, I'm not sure this man should be allowed on this court. I don't think he's I think they're gonna bully him. But then he's like, no, watch this and you yeah, come to find out you know what it is. It's like did you see that new Eddie Mercy movie? You people? Yeah, yeah, everybody in that by the shout out, you know, Sam j Is went crazy. But yes, you but when Jonah Hill played basketball, yeah, and you're like, there's no way. And then even looking at it, it looked bad. But the shots got knocked down and that's that. Yeah. It was very garbage basketball and it was clearly written with the intention of a better basketball player having having played this part. They wanted, you know, he Haroldson. You don't think he would have wrote that. I bet he wrote that for himself. I would. I think he did write it for himself. But I think that's ego, baby. I don't think that that's I don't think that he was like basketball is my best sport. I think he was like, what's black that I can do? Fake basketball? Wait till I do a reverse guest Who's coming to dinner? And it's just gonna be me hitting home runs on these bitch ass white boys. I'm gonna go to the park and just have chewing tobacco and just do white people play pick up baseball. I don't. I don't think so. I think that's of the fifties when stickball existed and now. Yeah, it feels like he would be more of a Dominican. Yeah, they have they have rec like, they have very sort of like uh leagues, They have st of real games. But they don't just like hit the driveway and practice baseball and ship. No, I don't think so, not even more. Maybe they do, I mean with kids obviously, but not grown men sending them being like, hey, let's go play softball. Though I think they play softball, Okay, I think I think some boys will get together and throw a big old softball at each other. But yeah, to all that, I say that, Yeah, I think the NBA is rigged. I don't think the NFL is also too many variables right right, It's like it's no, the NFL is not enough variables, meaning meaning that I think the longer, the longer the season, the more games and stuff like that, or oh, I guess that would be easier to write because there's not that many games, right, yeah, I mean sixteen games per team that that you hire writing staff for each team and staff is like ten Yeah, it's gotta be. It's gotta be a big room, I think, because players and coaches have Coaches also have their own dramas and ship going on. Yeah, and you have to really like be you have to be thinking for enough positions and like strategizing with the the other teams as well. Like it, there has to be cross pollination. You can't just write your side of the ball. I mean, so it feels like a pretty massive undertaking that that doesn't even seem possible. Frankly, Yeah, I don't believe it, because football is more possessions than it is even fucking like minutes, yeah, exactly, exactly, just the pace of the game. It's really hard to dictate too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just don't and and I just don't. Football still has upsets. I feel like in my lifetime of sports, I've seen more major upsets in football than I have in basketball. Right, Basketball usually who you think is gonna win wins, Yeah, there is. It's a much harder thing to to have a major upset in basketball. But some of that also is that football is one and done, and so it's like, yeah, if these dudes, you know what I mean, it's one and done and it's really about smash into each other. So like, if I just show up with the wrong energy for for getting smashed, I'm I'm gonna lose and I can't do nothing about it kind of thing. Whereas like basketball, if I don't you know, if I got drunk the night before and and have a bad game, I get like six more chances to fix. I mean, they said Iristen did it all the time. Yeah, yeah, I still I still love his nuggets heres though I wouldn't take back a single minute really because they didn't do anything for you guys. I think I take that back. It was just cool that he was here, but it was also like you could tell he wasn't like here, you know what I'm saying, Like, no, he was his heart had moved on from the NBA by that point, and nobody ever hangs out here when they're pro, like our pro, like mellow. It was like he was gone whenever he could be like people aren't just like and it was the wrong group of guys to surround him with if you needed him to like buy into a system and and or even like the premise of playing all the way. Yeah, it was like fucking j R. Smith and and Kenyan Martin and and Carmelo Anthony and it's like, yeah, well of course he's not gonna pay attention, no, no, no no, And they're all everybody was on their way out kind of, so it was like a team that you could feel. Listen, that's not the point. It doesn't. George Carl your your coach by then, Yes, George Carl was our coach. And what a deeply racist man that is. Nobody was feeling encouraged and or motivated by George Carl. I mean, George Carl looks racist, yeah, and he proves it. Boy that he's got that face with like no lips like that, Like no, the smaller the lips, the more I think you're gonna say it. Yeah, for a while he had like no hair on top and like long in the back, and it's like, you're a wild guy, George Carl. You hate because Lea's name starts with the cave. These are all well, I think there are some last names of the cave that are pretty cool and well, yeah, you're black, though I don't know. I'm not saying you have my family ain't. And are they racist? All of them? Some of them? Are? They don't they None of it is rooted in as much a hatred but a fear if it. Yeah, I think I have some in my family. It's more hatred based. Yeah, ours is just I ain't never been around that, and that scares me. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna, you know, do what is doing and yeap and and nip kind of ships, just like, why is he probably me in the grocery store. It's like he's not, this is just the groceries. Ever So, in the in the the research that I did for the tone Bell of it All, and I'm glad you brought up the NBA because there are a few specific examples that people point to when they talk about like sort of these heroes stories getting out of hand or at least becoming a little two pointed for us to be able to deny some of the the fucking you know, the writing as it were. One of the examples they bring up is the two thousand five New Orleans Hornets, where they go from basically being one of the worst teams in the league two then like having like this historic rise, and part of it is sort of like wanting to to link it with the narrative of Katrina and like the city coming back to life so that you can rebuild finances. It was like New or Yeah, New Orleans needed it for both their their own personal like emotional well being, but also literally they needed the wind to be able to like restore this funked up sort of like situation. But I don't know if I can go with that because where were the Knicks right, like like what you would do it for New Orleans but not for New York City. Yeah, now that's that's a good point. They that two thousand one team didn't do anything to be I don't even know who was in there. I couldn't tell you. I might, I don't know. Alan Houston probably was still Let's look up two thousand one New York Knicks. We need to see. Yeah, they did not rally. No, it was there a team that that uh they were still coached by Jeff Van Gundy. Let's let's start there. I love deeply it was. Yeah, Okay, Marcus Canby, we're talking to Alan Houston. Mark Jackson was still playing basketball at the time. You've got Travis Night, You've got Latrelle Spreewell, Kurt Thomas, uh, the the oldest looking man that ever was uh and Charlie Ward. Those were the highlights of that year. And I believe that was second Olivia is saying it is the second most looked up question about the Knicks. Have the Knicks ever been good? Ha ha ha ha ha. No, No, I don't not not. They had that one year with essentially this same roster. And I can't remember what year it was where they they were the eighth seed of the playoffs and then ended up going to the finals that it was essentially that same group. I feel like that was like two thousand, maybe like ninety nine, Okay, yeah, it was. It was ninety nine that the Knicks went to the finals with the actually that same group. But Patrick Ewing was still yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, damn poor Nick's Yeah, I'll tell you what. That ship has never been scripted because they fucking are terrible. Yeah, no, they and boy are there are a lot of people invested in their success, and I know, and every other team has like done it, every other team in the league has gone from rags to riches. Yeah. Once they they sort of figured it out, it was like, oh no, you like Bengals, so fucking uh, who's Joe Burrow Ship. Oh yeah, the Bengals. Yeah, Bengal. Yeah, it's like, no, they give people a shot every perce in a while. Yeah, but no, man, And I mean Cleveland. Cleveland was like a joke when we were growing up. Yeah. So I guess I'm split on this. Now further we go into and I'm like, maybe it's like, I think that I think that you're right. I think that idea of like there are certain narratives that are there trying to push for money and ship like that. I think that that is true, and I think ultimately you can do you can't have a lot of sway in it, but at the end of the day, it's still hoping. Yeah, I I do think like I think, for example, the League desperately wanted Lebron to get a championship for the Cavaliers. I think that that that would that meant the world to everybody in charge, everybody that had financial investment in this this fucking system. I don't think they have the ability to like fully get him the championship, but I do think they capitalize on a bunch of choices that are already being made by these guys. So when when fucking Draymond Green is being a dick and and swinging his foot and kicking and ship, they go, well, yeah, suspend him where we want them to win. We don't want to spend that dude. Yeah, we're not gonna fucking you know what I mean, Like, we're gonna take advantage of him being an idiot were we want them to win. Yeah, I think that's definitely the case. I think that's I think that is definitely the case. Yeah, football, I I I would argue it's it's similar ship, whether they're like, hey, we we would love for there's no reason for forty six, forty five year old Tom Brady to to be as great as he was. I mean, he obviously is a great player. It's not to take anything away from him, but like that Buccaneers championship didn't feel like a fucking like hey man, it was the same with Peyton and the Broncos championship, Like it was like they love that redemption quarterback story, like my team cast me aside. Yeah, but I think they had to want that for him as much as he wanted it for for himself. So he puts in the work, he becomes this phenomenal player and then the league goes, hey, man, if there's any moments where it's between Brady and this other quarterback, it's always Brady. It's yeah, yeah, that's fair. I think yeah, No, I I think I think we've covered this pretty well. I don't. I don't know that we we've landed any proof of of this being scripted, but it sounds like we're in agreement that some sort of mischief is happening in the background. And there's always do your own research, brother, Like, there's your tube, rabbit holes you can go down. Yeah, if that's if you want scripting to be real, you can fully you can find it out there. The other day, I was watching a video where they were saying that the the the n b A is uh simulation, that that it was completely simulated, And part of the argument they were making was a bunch of clips where you see players doing identical things at the exact same time. That there are like glitches where you can watch like three players on one team all I've seen that kind of sequence. Yeah, I've seen that kind of thing. But then that means it that goes back to like that, Then that means they're all computers, all the players. Yeah, argument I've met basketball players in real life. Yeah, I don't know that they're saying, like the individuals are computers out there as much as we are all living in a computer, and the the NBA's glitches are evidence of this whole thing being a roofs. Do you ever feel like that movie The Matrix really did a little too much debt more damage than it did good? Yeah, no, especially I would say for white people not to not to make this an entirely racial thing, but but white boys have bought into the premise of the simulation, I think more than any other group. Yo, they love it. They love it. That ship comes up so much and it's like, I don't know, have you watched that movie? It's not that's smart, Like you know what I mean. I think the premise is really really smart, and then you watch what they do to prove the premise and then to like tell the story, and you're like, I guess pay phones, all right, that's how I get in and out of the major Okay, yeah, it's I think I think some of this is just uh, I think you were just writing ship. The third movie is nonsense. Dog? Did you see the new one? No? I didn't see the new one because I can't. The new one almost feels like that we might have been tricked by like some special needs people. Oh like like we've lost Yeah, like that. This whole thing was like, oh, you didn't know what you were doing at all, and it was truly just like some weird monkey typewriter ship that got you three four movies. I mean, I haven't seen how Hollywood works. That makes sense to me. That's what we should talk about, is Hollywood rings next time? Yeah, Hollywood. I actually would love to talk about this because, boy, do I believe that that no questions, no question Yeah, I don't think none of this is real. And yeah, honestly we should unpact that. Uh well, we'll maybe do that for for one of our upcoming episodes is the rigging of Hollywood. Can't wait because I got some wild swings. All right, Well, we gotta get to that. That's exciting. Could you tell before we do? 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