Shapel Lacey stuck around to take a voicemail, and wow, is it crazy. A two-parter; our mystery caller asks us to do a dramatic reading of Kevin Durant's viral BlackPlanet page and to explore what a hotep church could look like in the right hands. 

Shapel Lacey stuck around to take a voicemail, and wow, is it crazy. A two-parter; our mystery caller asks us to do a dramatic reading of Kevin Durant's viral BlackPlanet page and to explore what a hotep church could look like in the right hands.&nbsp;

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

My Momma Told Me

Kevin Durant's BlackPlanet Page: A Dramatic Brown Eyes Reading (with Shapel Lacey)

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/8956a2ff-bb6d-41f4-8622-b3cc00434acc/transcript

Langston and David open up with updates: Gborie's latest purchase, Mexican markets selling African goods, Langston disowning his last name...the episode zigs and zags, just keep up Lil' Mommas! They make a declarative statement that sheds light on the spectacle/illness that has fallen on America: Love Island. Lastly, the guys answer listener voicemails about burnt hotdogs, hairy nether regions, ICE, and light-to-dark skin gradient scale.

SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO:mymommapod@gmail.com

LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

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FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

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Langston and David open up with updates: Gborie's latest purchase, Mexican markets selling African goods, Langston disowning his last name...the episode zigs and zags, just keep up Lil' Mommas! They make a declarative statement that sheds light on the spectacle/illness that has fallen on America: Love Island. Lastly, the guys answer listener voicemails about burnt hotdogs, hairy nether regions, ICE, and light-to-dark skin gradient scale.
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: <a href="mailto:mymommapod@gmail.com">mymommapod@gmail.com</a>
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940">NETFLIX</a>
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie">PATREON</a>
INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/" data-ogsc="">https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/</a>
YOUTUBE: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg" data-ogsc="">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg</a>
TIKTOK: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en" data-ogsc="">https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en</a>
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit <a href="https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/">https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/</a>
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en">@langstonkerman</a>
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en">@coolguyjokes87</a>

Find the Epstein Files, Cancel Love Island (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/6453a52f-c235-4d44-82f1-b3e70137b3cf/transcript

Gary Anthony Williams, the voice of Uncle Ruckus dooesn't believe in conspiracy theories, but he does believe in witches. In this episode, he discusses the connection between rappers and the pink mafia, what it's like to have dinner with Erykah Badu, the one piece of advice he got from Billy Dee Williams, and his forthcoming novel 'What I Learned Drinking with White Women'. David and Langston share their fear of running out of sex. More white women should sing like they're running out of breath. Shout out, Alanis Morissette.

Gary Anthony Williams, the voice of Uncle Ruckus dooesn't believe in conspiracy theories, but he does believe in witches. In this episode, he discusses the connection between rappers and the pink mafia, what it's like to have dinner with Erykah Badu, the one piece of advice he got from Billy Dee Williams, and his forthcoming novel 'What I Learned Drinking with White Women'. David and Langston share their fear of running out of sex. More white women should sing like they're running out of breath. Shout out, Alanis Morissette.

Uncle Ruckus' Favorite Conspiracy Theories with (Gary Anthony Williams)

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/621c6255-bcde-4431-afe5-b3e6006a991d/transcript

Langston and David discuss whether white people listen to flat back music or do Black people just like the music they don’t like? They also answer a voicemail about how unattractive white women are dangerous.

SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO:mymommapod@gmail.com

LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

Langston and David discuss whether white people listen to flat back music or do Black people just like the music they don&rsquo;t like? They also answer a voicemail about how unattractive white women are dangerous.
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: <a href="mailto:mymommapod@gmail.com">mymommapod@gmail.com</a>
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940">NETFLIX</a>
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie">PATREON</a>
INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/" data-ogsc="">https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/</a>
YOUTUBE: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg" data-ogsc="">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg</a>
TIKTOK: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en" data-ogsc="">https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en</a>
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit <a href="https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/">https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/</a>
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en">@langstonkerman</a>
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en">@coolguyjokes87</a>

Flat Back Music: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/db577df1-2d90-4d4f-acbb-b3e1010247aa/transcript

Kevin Durant's BlackPlanet Page: A Dramatic Brown Eyes Reading (with Shapel Lacey)

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