Hey MMTM Listeners! Langston and David will be back making motherf*ckin' mini episodes soon. In the meantime rate and review the podcast or send your conspiracy theories/thoughts over to mymommapod@gmail.com

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about how the food pyramid was racist and how it intentionally overlooked and missed America’s minorities. 

Hey MMTM Listeners! Langston and David will be back making motherf*ckin' mini episodes soon. In the meantime rate and review the podcast or send your conspiracy theories/thoughts over to <a href="mailto:mymommapod@gmail.com">mymommapod@gmail.com</a>
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Langston and David answer a listener's email about how the food pyramid was racist and how it intentionally overlooked and missed America’s minorities.

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

My Momma Told Me

Food Pyramid Scheme: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/224f9b3d-2499-4898-b830-af1f006ee2c1/transcript

The hilarious Dulce Sloan returns to the pod and brings the boiling, flavorless conspiracy theory that white people can't cook. That crockpot lifestyle is just begging for salmonella soup. Langston and David exalt the brilliance of mathematician Terrance Howard, clown Dulce for trying to pick up a guy in the hallway, and one brave caller asks the question we've all been asking, "What color was Michael Jackson's penis?" 

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO:mymommapod@gmail.com

JOIN OUR PATREON FOR MORE CONSPIRACIES  https://www.patreon.com/mymommatoldme

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

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FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

The hilarious Dulce Sloan returns to the pod and brings the boiling, flavorless conspiracy theory that white people can't cook. That crockpot lifestyle is just begging for salmonella soup. Langston and David exalt the brilliance of mathematician Terrance Howard, clown Dulce for trying to pick up a guy in the hallway, and one brave caller asks the question we've all been asking, "What color was Michael Jackson's penis?"&nbsp;
CALL US &amp; LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: <a href="mailto:mymommapod@gmail.com">mymommapod@gmail.com</a>
JOIN OUR PATREON FOR MORE CONSPIRACIES&nbsp; <a href="https://www.patreon.com/mymommatoldme">https://www.patreon.com/mymommatoldme</a>
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON&nbsp;<a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940">NETFLIX</a>
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie">PATREON</a>
INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/" data-ogsc="">https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/</a>
YOUTUBE: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg" data-ogsc="">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg</a>
TIKTOK: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en" data-ogsc="">https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en</a>
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit <a href="https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/">https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/</a>
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en">@langstonkerman</a>
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en">@coolguyjokes87</a>

Crockpot Salmonella Soup, White People Still Can't Cook (with Dulce Sloan) 

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/a26c0405-2264-440e-a2ef-b3ed0007c03c/transcript

Langston and David open up with updates: Gborie's latest purchase, Mexican markets selling African goods, Langston disowning his last name...the episode zigs and zags, just keep up Lil' Mommas! They make a declarative statement that sheds light on the spectacle/illness that has fallen on America: Love Island. Lastly, the guys answer listener voicemails about burnt hotdogs, hairy nether regions, ICE, and light-to-dark skin gradient scale.

SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO:mymommapod@gmail.com

LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

Langston and David open up with updates: Gborie's latest purchase, Mexican markets selling African goods, Langston disowning his last name...the episode zigs and zags, just keep up Lil' Mommas! They make a declarative statement that sheds light on the spectacle/illness that has fallen on America: Love Island. Lastly, the guys answer listener voicemails about burnt hotdogs, hairy nether regions, ICE, and light-to-dark skin gradient scale.
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: <a href="mailto:mymommapod@gmail.com">mymommapod@gmail.com</a>
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940">NETFLIX</a>
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie">PATREON</a>
INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/" data-ogsc="">https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/</a>
YOUTUBE: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg" data-ogsc="">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg</a>
TIKTOK: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en" data-ogsc="">https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en</a>
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit <a href="https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/">https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/</a>
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en">@langstonkerman</a>
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en">@coolguyjokes87</a>

Find the Epstein Files, Cancel Love Island (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/6453a52f-c235-4d44-82f1-b3e70137b3cf/transcript

Gary Anthony Williams, the voice of Uncle Ruckus dooesn't believe in conspiracy theories, but he does believe in witches. In this episode, he discusses the connection between rappers and the pink mafia, what it's like to have dinner with Erykah Badu, the one piece of advice he got from Billy Dee Williams, and his forthcoming novel 'What I Learned Drinking with White Women'. David and Langston share their fear of running out of sex. More white women should sing like they're running out of breath. Shout out, Alanis Morissette.

Gary Anthony Williams, the voice of Uncle Ruckus dooesn't believe in conspiracy theories, but he does believe in witches. In this episode, he discusses the connection between rappers and the pink mafia, what it's like to have dinner with Erykah Badu, the one piece of advice he got from Billy Dee Williams, and his forthcoming novel 'What I Learned Drinking with White Women'. David and Langston share their fear of running out of sex. More white women should sing like they're running out of breath. Shout out, Alanis Morissette.

Uncle Ruckus' Favorite Conspiracy Theories with (Gary Anthony Williams)

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/621c6255-bcde-4431-afe5-b3e6006a991d/transcript

Food Pyramid Scheme: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

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