Jay Z told us to buy paintings and we were like, nah, we listen, we're cool man. I bought. I bought a budget room. I also stopped playing jerseys when he told me, all right, well maybe you'll be the jay Z of Rattails, but put it on home man chips in your US racists money stuff. I can't tell me. All I want to do is a zoom zoom zoom and my boom boom. Yep, there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomen whole episode of My Mama told me. I just want to say I hate direction effects beginning and listen as a big teddy Riley guy. That's all I want to say. The podcast where we the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally work to prove that little Wayne snapped off dreadlocks are the actual cause of the devolved in America. That's right. It's that whatever juice came out in the middle of that snapped off dreadlock, it started to dissipate. It goes off into the air and out into the air, and it's infecting our brains. One of them dreadlocks snap off around twenty twelve, around twenty thirteen. You're telling me that's not connected to where things have gone. I mean, it does feel like a direct correlation, Like if I'm looking at the timeline. Yeah, damn, yeah, yeah damn. That was heavily that was That was a natty dreadlock. That shit, that shit, that's bad dreadlocks. Yeah, that shit hit absorbed all kinds of essences. Come on, man, you know the dreadlock snapping off. This is bad. Yeah, that's okay, that's I like that one. I think that's very reasonable. All right. Well, well, I'm like Sucarment and I'm David Boy and I we can't. We can't talk about snapped off dreadlocks all day our guests today. He ain't got no snapped off dreadlocks as far as I know. Maybe he's got like some sick history of his dreadlocks snapping off, but as far as I know, his his dreadlocks have remained unsnapped this entire time. He's amazing, He's hilarious. You know him, probably best from his phenomenal performances Thug Yoda on the the hit Insecure, truly every one's favorite character from that show. I don't think I meet a single individual who doesn't cite at least three things that you said throughout the years. And more importantly, he's on a brand new show called So Help Me Todd. He's hilarious. Give it, Give it up for our guests, mister Tristan Jay Wingero. Hell, yeah, yeah, I'm great. I'm great. How y'all doing that was a great intro. I appreciate it. And for the record, my mom does have one of my snapped off pieces of hair in her scrap book of mine. Wow, y'all. But when I was younger, my mom I had I had a ducktail in the back and it was very long, and then I had to cut it off in order to get into this program in school, but she kept it. First of all, racist it off. Yeah, they said boys couldn't have long hair. Wow. And some little tails those ain't long hair. That's not that don't count as long hair, you know what I mean. You don't have a rat tail. And you get to be like, yeah, I got long hair. You have one on the Cosby show. Yeah, you have a rat tail. That's what it was. It was. It was a cool hair. I mean, that bad Boy was long. It was about ten damn really, and that's very improgressive. And I want to congratulate you and your mother for maintaining uh ten inches of rat tail? Yeah? How often did you have to get it rebraided? She would rebraided about once? Agree, because it only took like, what five minutes she would press it to get it at its maximum length, and just yeah, yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad actually because it's it's unbecoming. If I'm gonna be honest, I'm bringing it back. I was just about to say, whoa, you're going you're gonna be like a dude? Who? Who does that again? I mean when you say it like that, it doesn't make you feel s Just I don't know how else to say. You're just gonna be because you're not gonna set a trend. You're thirty five, so you're just gonna be a man? Who here? I don't think so, big dog. I think Jacob pretty washed here, right, James niggas are walking around with free form hair like it's just him and the weekend, and the weekend was like I give up. Yeah, he's also Canadian? Uh tresl and we we you came to us today. This is our behavior the whole time. So you got to figure out how you gonna make it through. You came to us today with a conspiracy theory that that we both got excited about. You said, my mama told me flu shots aren't actually tracking chips, absolutely absolute. I mean, it's just they make they You know, this season comes around every single year, and every single year there are millions of people born in the United States, Right, And how do you get everybody on board, to get everybody on the same page so you know exactly where they are. You can't give infants a cell phone, right, because that's that's a whole other topic. Because these are tracking These are tracking devices. You know, we log in every day on them, but no one's logging in as an infant. No one is logging in at three months old. You can't even say anything. You don't have any opinions except that you want some milk from your mother. So they've got to find some way to track individuals in this country in what other way than by giving people flu shots. We have to know where everybody is at all times. We gotta keep tracking these motherfuckers like we gotta know where everybody is and how you do that? Okay, okay, okay, funk flex nose. He's going in funk flex nos. So, just to be clear, and I think I'm hearing you correctly, you are you are a believer of this. This isn't just a thing you're you're passive inside. If you're like no flu shots, try device as hell. Yeah, well listen, you know a lot of people believe this. Um. This is just something that I was told. This is like politics, get that TV money, all right? I like that. You know, people even looked side to side like you had a crowd there. This was good. They're good people on both sides this issue. No, everybody buys sneakers, yeah, everybody, you know. I mean, you know, some people believe this. Other people believe that they don't want to get sick every year, and so you know, sometimes they go to their local drug store and they get a little shot in the arm and it's done. Yeah, And okay, I guess my next question is when was your last flu shot? Are you a flu shot guy? Are you? Are you not? You're like no, I'll never get a flu shot whatever? Are you like? They'll never find me? Man? Who's on TV every week. I can't say that they that I've ever received said flu shot. Yeah, I can't to be speaking. I can't remember when exactly I've I've had one of these flu shots. Yeah, I um, my memory only goes as far back as I can remember. I can only remember back to about this second grade and so I was about six, and as far as I can remember, I don't remember getting the flu shot six. So you know what I I can't remember. I can't recall. Yeah that are you in the place now where you're like I'm gonna I'm telling I'm telling everybody I know this is like are you trying to propagate this or are you like? No, this is just for me and people will figure it out on there. Are you know what I mean? Like? Where are you in the In the championing of the ideas, there are a lot of things that I championed. Um, I champion just love for everyone. I champion that we you know, multi vitamins, I champion multi vitamins, I take a powdered version of them mixed with water. I championed one of the other things that I was told when I was young that I definitely follow as never to leave home without a jacket, because you know how you're gonna be out, so you know you're just throwing a jacket. Make sure you have one of those on, so you know. And whether or not people choose to understand and and heed my advice, that is una. So I don't give a fuck. Who'll say what blood? Oh crap? Yeah, that's right. I love it. That's right. Makes me wish I could dig back my last fucking yeah. No, I'm I'm sold. I think I I got it when I got boosted like a mark. I think this, this kind of control, this kind of professionalism inside of it is fucking convincing. It's making me go, yeah, this man's too goddamn good for their for their not to be some legitimacy to the presentation. Here's my question to you, like, when was your last flu shot? Uh huh, that's a good question. So here's here's a honest to god true is that when I was in college, I signed up for the like experimental flu shots because I needed the money. Oh yeah, we've all done medical testing. Yeah, I was like, boy, oh boy, twenty five dollars a shot. That sounds good to me, sounds like me and the bitch is going to win these or for the whole car. Man, come on, y'all, it's on me tonight, shakes for everybody. So I'd be lying if I didn't say that my if if if in fact, what is being presented is true, and I'd be lying if my blood isn't coursing with with microchips. Just yeah, I had a good because like so okay, So here's what we're saying on a base level, right, it would mean that the microchip doesn't last forever, right, obviously, it needs to be right re up to every now and again. That's what that's what that would be the basis of why we have to do it every year, right exactly. Yeah, there's a software update right right, just like you know you get updates for your phone and all of your mobile devices. There are software updates, there are improvements. We have advancements and computer technologies. I mean even when we look at you know, cars that are coming out now with over the air updates. You know, Bluetooth. Bluetooth was a revolution. You know a lot of people have air pods and a lot of people will have like Bluetooth here phones. People are sticking with the wired joints because they provide a great audio through the microphone. What who are you right now? Exactly? I keep a chord. I keep a chord case in point. And so in order to get the people who are unable to cut the chords, say to speak, you know, those those flu shots have to be updated regularly, damn. And so those of us that that have been caught tricked into into sort of re upping are just re upping technology for for our own tracking? Are we? Is the argument here, and I want to be clear, is the argument here that the flu shot otherwise has zero function, that it truly is just like or they like, yeah, here's a flu shot that's gonna help your body. But although got you, we we got you. Well, so you know there there there are lots of um a different type, so vitamins and medications that have multiple resources in them. Like for example, there's there's this new medication called ozempic that is for diabetics, right, that's that was the primary function of it. But one of the side effects is weight loss. So a lot of people are using it for weight loss. And so you said, everybody on the on the oscars was on ozempic. Yeah, and that is another theory that you don't have time to talk about today. Also, you don't have to call them theories. This is a safe place almost. This is a fact. Every single last one of those people on that stage were on o Zempic. There was a pre party sponsored by Zempic. I ain't playing there were there were There was a pre party hosted and um presented by Ozempic, doctor Ozempic himself. Finally, all my children and are amongst me and presented them my awards, my sunken cheeks children. And that's exactly why. Uh. And Jamie Lee Curtis, she's the new spokesperson that's gonna be. It's a new I think I think her thing wash was bad bowls. She she had like those gut issues, which is why she did the uh the yogurt activia. Oh yeah, you're gonna should yourself be the way. Come on, have some of these hes gonna come out? The truth set you free? Yeah, she just needed them shuffled around a little bit. I think we might be ready to throw to a break. Before we do that, let's let's ask one final question. I'm curious to know. Do you feel like should we find out that these tracking systems are placed in our body that that we are, in fact me track through these microchips. Is there something that we can do about it? Or there is this just there? It is they got as boom goes to dynamite. Well, I mean the thing that a lot of people are doing these days, they're consuming large amounts of gatorade, specifically, specifically the purple Gatorade. He lives in my apartment. Bro okay, because the purple one, as we all know, and this is not a theory, goes right through the bloodstream. It's got a lot of calcium in it. Grow the sky. I don't I don't know that there's anything else that needs to be said. Purple gatorade does a lot for me. We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more trist than Jay Winger and more. My mama told me, because good feel good and you sing good and make love good. Oh oh, welcome back. We have young King Tristan Ja Winger dropping bombs, drops the truth. Tell you idiots to truth. You've been looking for truth? Here it is here. It is nothing about that. I didn't even mean to put that one on. That was the wrong one, and I ain't planning. That's how excited I am about this young man who's no, what don't even listen to me that you're maning because you're somebody put water on the boards. Listen, it's that flu shot. If I could take back one thing in the last year now more than anything else. Yeah, are you a flu shot every year? Guy? Is that okay? But yeah, I got it. Made me think it was rich people should to do, because I was already like the way you just bitched. It was like you had to save up for your big flu shot triannually. That's not giannularly. You could try it. You take it three times a year. I meant every three years. But you know, I think it's that that same thing that biannually suffers from. Bi weekly. Yeah, bi weekly. It's like one of those is incorrect, and none of us agree on which one. No, it's hard to it's hard to set up a recurring event. The point is, no, I was I was bro I was off the grid all the flu shot. I didn't have health insurance from like I left home at seventeen mm hmm, and I started doing I didn't have health insurance for like fourteen years. So there's a huge gap. That's my Jesus time. They don't know where years Yeah doctor, not once? Good for you. A couple of couple couple uh couple emergency room visits that you know you have legal idea? Who who owes those bills? You know what I'm saying. But yeah, no, no, no, no, not at all. Prison. How how often are you consulting with the medical I mean, as you can probably already tell I, I don't I have a I have I have a cabinet where I have lots of different teas to Basil leaves, does a lot for us if you are I don't know, basil leaves and ginger and old bay seasoning, all bay seasoning, exactly, all bay seasoning right there, right next to the gingerrel. I bet he's got some ecchanation then, absolutely absolutely ecchanation. What is that other? The other maca root throughout the whole body. Yeah, every piece is getting getting a little maka root in there, every last one under your nose before exactly, I did do a fair amount of research on your conspiracy theory that I'd love to hear your thoughts on. Obviously, Uh, you know, take it as it is. I'm not a bright man, and I'm learning a lot today. I truly this has been very informative for me personally. The first statistic I'll throw your way is that, based on Poles, there's at least five percent of Americans that believe definitely this is true that flu shots are actually tracking chips, with another fifteen percent who believe that this is probably true. They're not as certain as as some people, but they are fairly certain. Yeah, that's at least twenty percent of the population right there who are going to live a very healthy and prosperous life. Twenty percent. But see, doesn't that make sense? Twenty percent of the population, you know, twenty out of one hundred people getting to just live on populate the earth. This is exactly what I talk about on my Twitter when I talk about when talking about evolution, it's twenty percent. Okay, Well, I mean there's evidence to suggest otherwise that I don't support. Okay, there we go, Okay, okay, because eighty percent of people a million years ago when we were on his planet, only had four fingers on chant. That's why there are four fathers. Exactly exactly exactly, King, thank you, Come on, I came across an Atlantic art of the Atlantic, excuse me, or written by someone who works specifically for a data company where they work in creating quote unquote wearable devices, and he in this article is exploring the possibility that when he went to go get his COVID vaccine that he could have been possibly getting injected with a microchip. He goes, he's sitting and he's getting the vaccine, and he goes, all right, let me let me consider the possibilities here, and then he tries to write an article where he breaks down sort of the falsehoods, or rather the the impossibilities of that actually occurring. Now, before I read that, I'd love to hear your reaction, just at the premise of this, just at the premise of this article. What's the name of the company he works for. Yeah, well that's a good question. That's a good question. But I first want to express my disappointment and you getting this information from the Atlantic, I'm surprised. I usually get I usually get my information from the Watchtower. So yeah, and you know, I'm a Pacific family exactly West coast. But I mean, it just makes it makes a lot of sense to me that you know, there would be something also in this quote unquote vsa V vaccine that was generated just to get everybody to stay at home so they can you know, have you ever seen the Truman Show, Remember when he was on the boat and he was going towards the horizon. Then he ran into the wall, and that happened because that was a part of his quote unquote world he was living in that they didn't get to finish expanding. We live in a bubble, okay, And with everyone being at home for about a year, not able to go anywhere, they were able to finish different parts of this bubble that we live in. They were able to expand this bubble for us. And so you know, it just makes sense to me that they have to keep track of people to make sure that we were staying at home, so they can do that for us because originally the bubble stopped at the dr exactlys go exactly. Ask all the passport bros. They know. I'll present a few more uh, while I respect your choice and hear you about the Atlantic critique, I'll present to you some of the information that that this possibly mistaken article communicates. And you tell me one way or the other where you fall in the information. One of the things that they talk about in this article is that people's biggest concern, or at least what they claim is the concern, is that the microchips will somehow be powered through five G. Right, that they are communicating via five G towers powered through the five G and subsequently that's how they're tracking us. And one of the things that he points out is that five G chips as we have them now are about the size of a penny, which is far larger than anything you could fit into a vial to inject into a person. So I'm so glad you brought that up, because the five chips are they are essentially part of the same ecosystem. If we think about let's say, for example, when we talk about Apple, we know Apple as is big conglomerate and they make all these devices that communicate with each other. So it's the same manufacturer as the five G chips, the flu shot, the COVID vaccine. If you go in and if you look at the manufacture, if you go and look at the address, they all have the same address or in road, I land the smallest steak. Come on, this ain't just so I'm clear. You know what Rhode Island School of Design? Who designing them making the chips? There? You're saying they chose the smallest state to make the smallest chips that they then put into our flues. How big a factory do you need if the chips are tiny? Do the back Come on, man, I know we can't all be architects. You can bump those out of an army's uh okay, So you don't even need you don't need like some massive plot of land. Hence, Rhode Island is the perfect location. The entire state there's a factory. This is why no one's ever been there. It's also corrupt state in the Union. That's look that up. That's it's a fact that not like this other don't look this other stuff up, but that you can look up. Look that up. The next thing that this person talks about is that, frankly, there is a major dispute or certainly h flaw in the argument in that the chips have to be powered somehow. They say there's no real power source for the chips inside of the human body, even if they were in fact small enough to make it inside. Come on, your body is a battery. I don't even ever seen the experiment children do with lemons and light bobs. I haven't, but that sounds like it sounds like a black John Mare's your body is a battery. M your body is a battery, doubly exactly. Trust then your your thoughts is our our bodies actually batteries? Yeah, I mean yes to an extent, so the idea, yeah, as you're aware. There are different types of watches, right, I don't know if either of you guys are into watches at all. There's some watches that are powerbow batteries and there are some that are I mean, it's a construct and that's a proper way to pronounce pronounce it construct. But but anyway, with watches, there are battery power watches, and there are also automatic watches. Automatic watches depend on movement, so you keep on your watch. For example, this is automatic watch. You keep it on. It uses your your movement kinetic energy that is real kinetic energy, and it powers the device. And the same thing happens with these chips. Five G requires a battery. That's why those are in phones. Larger chips, but the smaller chips, the ones that they put in the flu shots aren't. They're they're too small for batteries, so they're relying on this kinetic energy from our body movement. Said, so you understand what he's saying. The only way if you've got one of these flu shots, the only way to stay off the radar, don't move. Shout out to my big people. They don't know how many there are because we're not moving around them. Chips going to sleep mode and wait their turn. Come on. Yeah, okay, Now, one of the points that you're making that I actually have to acknowledge is a valid point because I did look up what is the smallest micro chip, like the smallest computer right now that that has been created, is technically small enough too fit in through the very small needles I believe they're like something like twenty two millimeter whatever needles that are used for the COVID vaccine. There are in fact chips that are small enough to do that. However, what they say is those chips are not built for any version of like a radio interaction. They're more just chips for like temperature sensing and and non communication based activities. Is that what they say that is? Because hey, wait a minute, because this is a family podcast so I can't have you out here using wild terms like blogney. Let's let's just take it easy. Okay, let's it's pepperoni. Let's back hey, let's back that shit up and talk to each other like adults. All right, it's then that's my favorite kind of sandwich. Anyways, exactly, Oscar ascarm Iron has away with it. May has the first name Oscar Malarkey. Oh man, that was that was for immigrants. Yeah, he came into these country as Oscar Malarkey. They changed, they made him changes. Yeah. He was like, I'll fucking show you. I'm gonna make the most American food real, Okay, I'll poison you from the inside out and you'll never know. Forget the name of Oscar Jay Mularkey. But but on a serious note, the fact that this chip measures temperature. Our body is a thermostat, m okay, and we have to be at what temperature to be alive, to be eight point six ninety eight point six. Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you. I just wanted to be in the conversation I made. I made that. Thank you, thank you. But you know, because you read read I was gonna say, I definitely think you can get colder than ninety eight point six and still keep still keep kicking around, but you have to maintain you gotta you gotta average out to ninety. Yeah, it's gotta usually be the human body is operating temperature is ninety eight point six dugrees fahrenheit. Right, But I go by Kelvin. That means I can have like a sixty sixty three day as long as I get to a one twenty day the next time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean you gotta you gotta diverse. That's math. Yeah, I got you, all right. Uh Okay, So you're saying that that this temperature, the need to measure temperature is a falsehood. Therefore these chips and selves are not doing what they're telling us they're claiming to do exactly because, like I was saying earlier, the way that you know, you can take spam and make that into any kind of meat product thing, you can do that with. You can multitask with devices. So this device that measures our body temperature or you know, that's what it's actually doing is transmitting our location at all times directly to the White House, to Joe Biden's computer. Joe Biden's big booty decks desktop. The he scrolls on. You know, he's got a big old, thick old desktop. Ain't got a hook on it, got a shelf on it is computer has boot up sounds. That is reg you learn. He said a keyboard on top of that thing. The the other piece of information that I'd love to hear your thoughts on. And this is one of the major arguments they have against the suggestion that there are microchips and the fluid that's being injected is that they say that we, for example, four COVID get vials of fiser, let's say that are basically meant to be dedicated. You're already off golf course on fvisor. You're like, no, I'm not here for visor. Yeah, the p is silent whatever. But but there are six to twenty five doses and each of these vials that they're sending, right, which means that you are using separate needles, but you're still injecting into the same like liquid, right, and as you pull from that liquid, there's no way of guaranteeing that you would have a microchip in each dosage just because it's free flowing liquid. Mmm. So if I learned anything in my high school science class. Where they started, it's that, it's that that is where they start. That is where they start to get us. You know trained is that liquids take the form and take the shape of their container. And so if we have you know these you know, I can't pronounce the name. Um. I believe it begins with a P, but the P is silence, so I can't pronounce the rest of it. But if so, you have millions of microchips in this liquid, Who's to say that with every injection we're only getting one microchip. That's not what I believe. I believe we are hundreds, if not hundreds of thousands of aquidships in every dosage. Not at all. No, look, I'm a dog. He's black as convey exactly. It's a real yesad moment. I think of that. That to your thing. Absolutely. So this is fascinating because you're saying that that there are there are hundreds to hundreds of thousands of microchips in each pull. So it doesn't matter if we're not getting all the microchips, and and am I then to believe that that they're just all powering a single connection? That are they like only working one at a time kind of thing. Have you heard of a mesh network? Like like you know, you go to a certain part of your house Wi Fi. We used to just have one Wi Fi I mean not in my house, but we used to people would have Wi Fi router in the house. But like now you need multiple routers in your home to create a mesh network. Nobody's home is that big. No one needs that many routers in their home. So it's the exact same principles that they adopted from this mesh Wi Fi network to put hundreds of thousands of these microchips in our bodies to create a what mesh network in our own human bodies, powered by our kinetic energy from our movement. Which is why they were so much in the rush to get us from staying in the house, out of the house and go back to work. When I thought, I thought this was a pandemic and were supposed to stay at home. But now we're rushed to go to work. I thought we were working from home. What happened there? Now I've got to travel in my car and interact with other people and ping off of them locations with one another. Come on, oh man, you're saying we had to move them little legs to keep the power going. Absolutely exactly because it's kinetic. Boy, where are you with with this? Where I know you were? You were? You felt sold before trying to pick my brain up off the floor. To be quite honest, I mean it's not often somebody comes into your life and they just like, yeah, like so many cylinders that you are familiar on, firing on Hyeah, I do drink V eight brother. You know, I think I need you were an eight head. I'm coming to the door. Come on, man, I know, I know. Oh when I see me, come on, man, my man's beata carroteens. Uh oh well, ye dark, We're gonna take a break from these these O shows. We'll be back with more trips than Jay Winger and more. My mama told me someone get this jigaboo away for me. We are back with the Young King speaking about whether or not it is micro chips inside that flu shot that you all decided to take. I was forced, but you all decided willingly. I was. I was forced to the Sam's Club. Wow, they got you in the sam Club too, The SA's Club. How they how they forced you? What happened. Well, they were just like, well, we could also give you you're getting the booster. We also just knocked the flu out right now. Oh, they hit you with that that slick. You know I love a bundle deal. You know I love a bundle. You know where the Salmon Sam's Club comes from? Right? I know? You know? I I do not know, But boy am I I gotta hear it. First name, uncle, last name samon. Mm hmmm, damn, damn. But they were feeding me the whole time. I had to feel it. But I just needed to hear you saying out loud. You know how you hold out hope that maybe you didn't make the ultimate mistake. M hm, it was right there. It's not his first name's uncle. Should have got a fucking Costco membership. That's what I should have done. I'll tell you about that one at another time. More information cash at me. Here's the last piece of evidence, and I'm cautious to use that word evidence that I'll present to you. They also say that even if you are of the thinking that these these microchips are somehow going into your system and they are needing to re up it every year, they say that this actually isn't even necessary in order for the government to track you. That like tracking has existed for a lot longer than we acknowledge that, through credit card, through our cell phones, through our computers, through all the information we are constantly feeding to a programming around us. There's no need for them to spend oodles and oodles amount of money putting microchips in our bodies. Can take this one. What about the babies? Uh? What about those goddamn babies? God, that's the future. Come on, man, And so, just so I'm clear, you're you're I've tried. It was suggesting that that they're expecting these babies to just be loose from their parents for long enough that they'll need to be tracking them. And there's there's some wild ass babies out there. Just yeah, yeah, just right, and they got time. He's playing cutthroat. Three guys, one table, two men in a baby, I presume it. Yeah, on a chair next to him, Yeah, drinking a gatorade. Yeah. I'll also say this, there are actually people who intentionally are micro chipping themselves and others, but a lot of them are just using it, at least in the iteration that that is the intentional microchips, and they're much larger. They're like the size of a grain of rice, which is thirty three times large, larger than what would fit inside of the vaccine needles. But they say that they're mostly using it for like functional things like accessing your computer, getting in the building without having like keys and shit, paying for things without needing a card. Like that's what their microchips are for. Yeah, yeah, I've seen it. There's a there's a girl on TikTok. She's called the chip Girl. And this is a real thing, just like everything else I've said, but this one is a very real the chip Girl. I believe it's her handle and she can access her home because she's got a smart lock on her front door. She getting like you said, she uses proximity. It's an n it's a near field communicator NFC chip that she has in her hand and she can press that like against the pain, like she's Batman and things. I promise please look it up. And she's doing that. Yeah, that is the future. I mean, you know, first there were bbls and now they're nfcs. I can't wait for someone to marry the two. They got two big old chips in your but just the old, big old chips in them in that butt into every room with your butt cheeks first, just torquing it. Light up with your hands for you gotta gotta back in your body. Start clapping in serie answers, She's like, what do you what do you need? What? What? What? I'm sorry I can't hear you. Yeah, that's um, you know that's very valid from I'm not I'm not gonna lie. I think that has to be the name of this episode, is a clapper in each butt cheek. I think I don't think we have anything better of all the points, Otherwise it's gonna be like a dumb pun like chips ahoy or some shit and chips delicious chip and dale, uh track your body. Well, God, damn it, Tristan. I I I think we we solved this. I think you made You've You've made more than enough points to prove that the science is wrong on this, that that uh, there are are in fact chips in our flu shots, and and we'd be fools to even keep playing around with with Walgreens and what they're offering into our bodies. Yeah. Absolutely, no, You've You've done a lot for the community. I'm not even I'm not even gonna say which community. You know which community? Yeah, you know, you know where we go when we go all I met the one, not the other one. Absolutely, Tristoning. Could you could you tell the people where they can find you on what cool shit you have going on? Uh? Sure, I will tell people where they can quote unquote find me. Nice nice trick. Langston, nice trick. He's always child. I'm a cop man. I'm not even gonna oh my god, he gets nosebleeds too, ask him about that. I heard the echo. However, if you like more of these, um, I won't even say theories. If you like more facts, you can find me on Twitter at Tristan J. Winger. Same thing on Instagram at Tristan J. Winger. However, I only use my Instagram platform for promoting the series that I'm on, So help me Tie on CBS Thursdays at nine pm. We've already recorded it, so you won't be able to actually find me there. But that that's it's a prerecorded show. It's a television show. It's not live. It's good that you clarify. The listeners don't always they don't they don't know they're not. Yeah. You know, there are shows that are taped in front of a live studio audience. This is not one of them. Yeah, nobody's gonna nobody's gonna say whoa when Tristing comes on the steps. Oh here good So today, you know, that's what they had to cut out and they edit and somebody be like, oh, oh, Winslow got a haircut, those sides are lowered and he got on the same shirt. What a beautiful time the nineties word. But we could just appreciate a motherfucker for like looking different than he did in the last episode. I love it that way. Fucking Eddie Winslow would come down in a different wife beater and we'd be like, yeah, damn orange, it must be thirsty. He go down in a white beater and the fucking vest. Yeah, like all right, I guess that's the outfit. And we're we were We're okay. Yeah, Hey dad, I'm going on the date. Wait a minute, hold on it. Oh damn you called them at all all the time. Boy, you want to tell the people where they can find you? Cool? I jokes eighty seven on Instagram. All my days would be up there. I'm getting a new website, so we'll get it together. Hell yeah, hold out for that new website and always you can follow me at Langston Kerman on Instagram and April fifteenth, come to the Mic Drop in San Diego. In April twenty eighth and twenty nine, you can come to h the Comedy Attic in Bloomington. I would love to see you at either. And as always, if you want to send us your own conspiracy theories, your own drops, If you want to write us about how irresponsible we are for letting this this brilliant mind spit hard important facts at your heads, you can send all of that to my Mama pod at gmail dot com. Otherwise, that's it, bye, bitch. Stay off the damn we dup because I'm thees My crop chips in your NAEs o Koala bears are racist. The ostal layers hosting the money versions in many Turkey stuff I can't tell me

Jay Z told us to buy paintings and we were like, nah, we listen, we're cool man. I bought. I bought a budget room. I also stopped playing jerseys when he told me, all right, well maybe you'll be the jay Z of Rattails, but put it on home man chips in your US racists money stuff. I can't tell me. All I want to do is a zoom zoom zoom and my boom boom. Yep, there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomen whole episode of My Mama told me. I just want to say I hate direction effects beginning and listen as a big teddy Riley guy. That's all I want to say. The podcast where we the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally work to prove that little Wayne snapped off dreadlocks are the actual cause of the devolved in America. That's right. It's that whatever juice came out in the middle of that snapped off dreadlock, it started to dissipate. It goes off into the air and out into the air, and it's infecting our brains. One of them dreadlocks snap off around twenty twelve, around twenty thirteen. You're telling me that's not connected to where things have gone. I mean, it does feel like a direct correlation, Like if I'm looking at the timeline. Yeah, damn, yeah, yeah damn. That was heavily that was That was a natty dreadlock. That shit, that shit, that's bad dreadlocks. Yeah, that shit hit absorbed all kinds of essences. Come on, man, you know the dreadlock snapping off. This is bad. Yeah, that's okay, that's I like that one. I think that's very reasonable. All right. Well, well, I'm like Sucarment and I'm David Boy and I we can't. We can't talk about snapped off dreadlocks all day our guests today. He ain't got no snapped off dreadlocks as far as I know. Maybe he's got like some sick history of his dreadlocks snapping off, but as far as I know, his his dreadlocks have remained unsnapped this entire time. He's amazing, He's hilarious. You know him, probably best from his phenomenal performances Thug Yoda on the the hit Insecure, truly every one's favorite character from that show. I don't think I meet a single individual who doesn't cite at least three things that you said throughout the years. And more importantly, he's on a brand new show called So Help Me Todd. He's hilarious. Give it, Give it up for our guests, mister Tristan Jay Wingero. Hell, yeah, yeah, I'm great. I'm great. How y'all doing that was a great intro. I appreciate it. And for the record, my mom does have one of my snapped off pieces of hair in her scrap book of mine. Wow, y'all. But when I was younger, my mom I had I had a ducktail in the back and it was very long, and then I had to cut it off in order to get into this program in school, but she kept it. First of all, racist it off. Yeah, they said boys couldn't have long hair. Wow. And some little tails those ain't long hair. That's not that don't count as long hair, you know what I mean. You don't have a rat tail. And you get to be like, yeah, I got long hair. You have one on the Cosby show. Yeah, you have a rat tail. That's what it was. It was. It was a cool hair. I mean, that bad Boy was long. It was about ten damn really, and that's very improgressive. And I want to congratulate you and your mother for maintaining uh ten inches of rat tail? Yeah? How often did you have to get it rebraided? She would rebraided about once? Agree, because it only took like, what five minutes she would press it to get it at its maximum length, and just yeah, yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad actually because it's it's unbecoming. If I'm gonna be honest, I'm bringing it back. I was just about to say, whoa, you're going you're gonna be like a dude? Who? Who does that again? I mean when you say it like that, it doesn't make you feel s Just I don't know how else to say. You're just gonna be because you're not gonna set a trend. You're thirty five, so you're just gonna be a man? Who here? I don't think so, big dog. I think Jacob pretty washed here, right, James niggas are walking around with free form hair like it's just him and the weekend, and the weekend was like I give up. Yeah, he's also Canadian? Uh tresl and we we you came to us today. This is our behavior the whole time. So you got to figure out how you gonna make it through. You came to us today with a conspiracy theory that that we both got excited about. You said, my mama told me flu shots aren't actually tracking chips, absolutely absolute. I mean, it's just they make they You know, this season comes around every single year, and every single year there are millions of people born in the United States, Right, And how do you get everybody on board, to get everybody on the same page so you know exactly where they are. You can't give infants a cell phone, right, because that's that's a whole other topic. Because these are tracking These are tracking devices. You know, we log in every day on them, but no one's logging in as an infant. No one is logging in at three months old. You can't even say anything. You don't have any opinions except that you want some milk from your mother. So they've got to find some way to track individuals in this country in what other way than by giving people flu shots. We have to know where everybody is at all times. We gotta keep tracking these motherfuckers like we gotta know where everybody is and how you do that? Okay, okay, okay, funk flex nose. He's going in funk flex nos. So, just to be clear, and I think I'm hearing you correctly, you are you are a believer of this. This isn't just a thing you're you're passive inside. If you're like no flu shots, try device as hell. Yeah, well listen, you know a lot of people believe this. Um. This is just something that I was told. This is like politics, get that TV money, all right? I like that. You know, people even looked side to side like you had a crowd there. This was good. They're good people on both sides this issue. No, everybody buys sneakers, yeah, everybody, you know. I mean, you know, some people believe this. Other people believe that they don't want to get sick every year, and so you know, sometimes they go to their local drug store and they get a little shot in the arm and it's done. Yeah, And okay, I guess my next question is when was your last flu shot? Are you a flu shot guy? Are you? Are you not? You're like no, I'll never get a flu shot whatever? Are you like? They'll never find me? Man? Who's on TV every week. I can't say that they that I've ever received said flu shot. Yeah, I can't to be speaking. I can't remember when exactly I've I've had one of these flu shots. Yeah, I um, my memory only goes as far back as I can remember. I can only remember back to about this second grade and so I was about six, and as far as I can remember, I don't remember getting the flu shot six. So you know what I I can't remember. I can't recall. Yeah that are you in the place now where you're like I'm gonna I'm telling I'm telling everybody I know this is like are you trying to propagate this or are you like? No, this is just for me and people will figure it out on there. Are you know what I mean? Like? Where are you in the In the championing of the ideas, there are a lot of things that I championed. Um, I champion just love for everyone. I champion that we you know, multi vitamins, I champion multi vitamins, I take a powdered version of them mixed with water. I championed one of the other things that I was told when I was young that I definitely follow as never to leave home without a jacket, because you know how you're gonna be out, so you know you're just throwing a jacket. Make sure you have one of those on, so you know. And whether or not people choose to understand and and heed my advice, that is una. So I don't give a fuck. Who'll say what blood? Oh crap? Yeah, that's right. I love it. That's right. Makes me wish I could dig back my last fucking yeah. No, I'm I'm sold. I think I I got it when I got boosted like a mark. I think this, this kind of control, this kind of professionalism inside of it is fucking convincing. It's making me go, yeah, this man's too goddamn good for their for their not to be some legitimacy to the presentation. Here's my question to you, like, when was your last flu shot? Uh huh, that's a good question. So here's here's a honest to god true is that when I was in college, I signed up for the like experimental flu shots because I needed the money. Oh yeah, we've all done medical testing. Yeah, I was like, boy, oh boy, twenty five dollars a shot. That sounds good to me, sounds like me and the bitch is going to win these or for the whole car. Man, come on, y'all, it's on me tonight, shakes for everybody. So I'd be lying if I didn't say that my if if if in fact, what is being presented is true, and I'd be lying if my blood isn't coursing with with microchips. Just yeah, I had a good because like so okay, So here's what we're saying on a base level, right, it would mean that the microchip doesn't last forever, right, obviously, it needs to be right re up to every now and again. That's what that's what that would be the basis of why we have to do it every year, right exactly. Yeah, there's a software update right right, just like you know you get updates for your phone and all of your mobile devices. There are software updates, there are improvements. We have advancements and computer technologies. I mean even when we look at you know, cars that are coming out now with over the air updates. You know, Bluetooth. Bluetooth was a revolution. You know a lot of people have air pods and a lot of people will have like Bluetooth here phones. People are sticking with the wired joints because they provide a great audio through the microphone. What who are you right now? Exactly? I keep a chord. I keep a chord case in point. And so in order to get the people who are unable to cut the chords, say to speak, you know, those those flu shots have to be updated regularly, damn. And so those of us that that have been caught tricked into into sort of re upping are just re upping technology for for our own tracking? Are we? Is the argument here, and I want to be clear, is the argument here that the flu shot otherwise has zero function, that it truly is just like or they like, yeah, here's a flu shot that's gonna help your body. But although got you, we we got you. Well, so you know there there there are lots of um a different type, so vitamins and medications that have multiple resources in them. Like for example, there's there's this new medication called ozempic that is for diabetics, right, that's that was the primary function of it. But one of the side effects is weight loss. So a lot of people are using it for weight loss. And so you said, everybody on the on the oscars was on ozempic. Yeah, and that is another theory that you don't have time to talk about today. Also, you don't have to call them theories. This is a safe place almost. This is a fact. Every single last one of those people on that stage were on o Zempic. There was a pre party sponsored by Zempic. I ain't playing there were there were There was a pre party hosted and um presented by Ozempic, doctor Ozempic himself. Finally, all my children and are amongst me and presented them my awards, my sunken cheeks children. And that's exactly why. Uh. And Jamie Lee Curtis, she's the new spokesperson that's gonna be. It's a new I think I think her thing wash was bad bowls. She she had like those gut issues, which is why she did the uh the yogurt activia. Oh yeah, you're gonna should yourself be the way. Come on, have some of these hes gonna come out? The truth set you free? Yeah, she just needed them shuffled around a little bit. I think we might be ready to throw to a break. Before we do that, let's let's ask one final question. I'm curious to know. Do you feel like should we find out that these tracking systems are placed in our body that that we are, in fact me track through these microchips. Is there something that we can do about it? Or there is this just there? It is they got as boom goes to dynamite. Well, I mean the thing that a lot of people are doing these days, they're consuming large amounts of gatorade, specifically, specifically the purple Gatorade. He lives in my apartment. Bro okay, because the purple one, as we all know, and this is not a theory, goes right through the bloodstream. It's got a lot of calcium in it. Grow the sky. I don't I don't know that there's anything else that needs to be said. Purple gatorade does a lot for me. We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more trist than Jay Winger and more. My mama told me, because good feel good and you sing good and make love good. Oh oh, welcome back. We have young King Tristan Ja Winger dropping bombs, drops the truth. Tell you idiots to truth. You've been looking for truth? Here it is here. It is nothing about that. I didn't even mean to put that one on. That was the wrong one, and I ain't planning. That's how excited I am about this young man who's no, what don't even listen to me that you're maning because you're somebody put water on the boards. Listen, it's that flu shot. If I could take back one thing in the last year now more than anything else. Yeah, are you a flu shot every year? Guy? Is that okay? But yeah, I got it. Made me think it was rich people should to do, because I was already like the way you just bitched. It was like you had to save up for your big flu shot triannually. That's not giannularly. You could try it. You take it three times a year. I meant every three years. But you know, I think it's that that same thing that biannually suffers from. Bi weekly. Yeah, bi weekly. It's like one of those is incorrect, and none of us agree on which one. No, it's hard to it's hard to set up a recurring event. The point is, no, I was I was bro I was off the grid all the flu shot. I didn't have health insurance from like I left home at seventeen mm hmm, and I started doing I didn't have health insurance for like fourteen years. So there's a huge gap. That's my Jesus time. They don't know where years Yeah doctor, not once? Good for you. A couple of couple couple uh couple emergency room visits that you know you have legal idea? Who who owes those bills? You know what I'm saying. But yeah, no, no, no, no, not at all. Prison. How how often are you consulting with the medical I mean, as you can probably already tell I, I don't I have a I have I have a cabinet where I have lots of different teas to Basil leaves, does a lot for us if you are I don't know, basil leaves and ginger and old bay seasoning, all bay seasoning, exactly, all bay seasoning right there, right next to the gingerrel. I bet he's got some ecchanation then, absolutely absolutely ecchanation. What is that other? The other maca root throughout the whole body. Yeah, every piece is getting getting a little maka root in there, every last one under your nose before exactly, I did do a fair amount of research on your conspiracy theory that I'd love to hear your thoughts on. Obviously, Uh, you know, take it as it is. I'm not a bright man, and I'm learning a lot today. I truly this has been very informative for me personally. The first statistic I'll throw your way is that, based on Poles, there's at least five percent of Americans that believe definitely this is true that flu shots are actually tracking chips, with another fifteen percent who believe that this is probably true. They're not as certain as as some people, but they are fairly certain. Yeah, that's at least twenty percent of the population right there who are going to live a very healthy and prosperous life. Twenty percent. But see, doesn't that make sense? Twenty percent of the population, you know, twenty out of one hundred people getting to just live on populate the earth. This is exactly what I talk about on my Twitter when I talk about when talking about evolution, it's twenty percent. Okay, Well, I mean there's evidence to suggest otherwise that I don't support. Okay, there we go, Okay, okay, because eighty percent of people a million years ago when we were on his planet, only had four fingers on chant. That's why there are four fathers. Exactly exactly exactly, King, thank you, Come on, I came across an Atlantic art of the Atlantic, excuse me, or written by someone who works specifically for a data company where they work in creating quote unquote wearable devices, and he in this article is exploring the possibility that when he went to go get his COVID vaccine that he could have been possibly getting injected with a microchip. He goes, he's sitting and he's getting the vaccine, and he goes, all right, let me let me consider the possibilities here, and then he tries to write an article where he breaks down sort of the falsehoods, or rather the the impossibilities of that actually occurring. Now, before I read that, I'd love to hear your reaction, just at the premise of this, just at the premise of this article. What's the name of the company he works for. Yeah, well that's a good question. That's a good question. But I first want to express my disappointment and you getting this information from the Atlantic, I'm surprised. I usually get I usually get my information from the Watchtower. So yeah, and you know, I'm a Pacific family exactly West coast. But I mean, it just makes it makes a lot of sense to me that you know, there would be something also in this quote unquote vsa V vaccine that was generated just to get everybody to stay at home so they can you know, have you ever seen the Truman Show, Remember when he was on the boat and he was going towards the horizon. Then he ran into the wall, and that happened because that was a part of his quote unquote world he was living in that they didn't get to finish expanding. We live in a bubble, okay, And with everyone being at home for about a year, not able to go anywhere, they were able to finish different parts of this bubble that we live in. They were able to expand this bubble for us. And so you know, it just makes sense to me that they have to keep track of people to make sure that we were staying at home, so they can do that for us because originally the bubble stopped at the dr exactlys go exactly. Ask all the passport bros. They know. I'll present a few more uh, while I respect your choice and hear you about the Atlantic critique, I'll present to you some of the information that that this possibly mistaken article communicates. And you tell me one way or the other where you fall in the information. One of the things that they talk about in this article is that people's biggest concern, or at least what they claim is the concern, is that the microchips will somehow be powered through five G. Right, that they are communicating via five G towers powered through the five G and subsequently that's how they're tracking us. And one of the things that he points out is that five G chips as we have them now are about the size of a penny, which is far larger than anything you could fit into a vial to inject into a person. So I'm so glad you brought that up, because the five chips are they are essentially part of the same ecosystem. If we think about let's say, for example, when we talk about Apple, we know Apple as is big conglomerate and they make all these devices that communicate with each other. So it's the same manufacturer as the five G chips, the flu shot, the COVID vaccine. If you go in and if you look at the manufacture, if you go and look at the address, they all have the same address or in road, I land the smallest steak. Come on, this ain't just so I'm clear. You know what Rhode Island School of Design? Who designing them making the chips? There? You're saying they chose the smallest state to make the smallest chips that they then put into our flues. How big a factory do you need if the chips are tiny? Do the back Come on, man, I know we can't all be architects. You can bump those out of an army's uh okay, So you don't even need you don't need like some massive plot of land. Hence, Rhode Island is the perfect location. The entire state there's a factory. This is why no one's ever been there. It's also corrupt state in the Union. That's look that up. That's it's a fact that not like this other don't look this other stuff up, but that you can look up. Look that up. The next thing that this person talks about is that, frankly, there is a major dispute or certainly h flaw in the argument in that the chips have to be powered somehow. They say there's no real power source for the chips inside of the human body, even if they were in fact small enough to make it inside. Come on, your body is a battery. I don't even ever seen the experiment children do with lemons and light bobs. I haven't, but that sounds like it sounds like a black John Mare's your body is a battery. M your body is a battery, doubly exactly. Trust then your your thoughts is our our bodies actually batteries? Yeah, I mean yes to an extent, so the idea, yeah, as you're aware. There are different types of watches, right, I don't know if either of you guys are into watches at all. There's some watches that are powerbow batteries and there are some that are I mean, it's a construct and that's a proper way to pronounce pronounce it construct. But but anyway, with watches, there are battery power watches, and there are also automatic watches. Automatic watches depend on movement, so you keep on your watch. For example, this is automatic watch. You keep it on. It uses your your movement kinetic energy that is real kinetic energy, and it powers the device. And the same thing happens with these chips. Five G requires a battery. That's why those are in phones. Larger chips, but the smaller chips, the ones that they put in the flu shots aren't. They're they're too small for batteries, so they're relying on this kinetic energy from our body movement. Said, so you understand what he's saying. The only way if you've got one of these flu shots, the only way to stay off the radar, don't move. Shout out to my big people. They don't know how many there are because we're not moving around them. Chips going to sleep mode and wait their turn. Come on. Yeah, okay, Now, one of the points that you're making that I actually have to acknowledge is a valid point because I did look up what is the smallest micro chip, like the smallest computer right now that that has been created, is technically small enough too fit in through the very small needles I believe they're like something like twenty two millimeter whatever needles that are used for the COVID vaccine. There are in fact chips that are small enough to do that. However, what they say is those chips are not built for any version of like a radio interaction. They're more just chips for like temperature sensing and and non communication based activities. Is that what they say that is? Because hey, wait a minute, because this is a family podcast so I can't have you out here using wild terms like blogney. Let's let's just take it easy. Okay, let's it's pepperoni. Let's back hey, let's back that shit up and talk to each other like adults. All right, it's then that's my favorite kind of sandwich. Anyways, exactly, Oscar ascarm Iron has away with it. May has the first name Oscar Malarkey. Oh man, that was that was for immigrants. Yeah, he came into these country as Oscar Malarkey. They changed, they made him changes. Yeah. He was like, I'll fucking show you. I'm gonna make the most American food real, Okay, I'll poison you from the inside out and you'll never know. Forget the name of Oscar Jay Mularkey. But but on a serious note, the fact that this chip measures temperature. Our body is a thermostat, m okay, and we have to be at what temperature to be alive, to be eight point six ninety eight point six. Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you. I just wanted to be in the conversation I made. I made that. Thank you, thank you. But you know, because you read read I was gonna say, I definitely think you can get colder than ninety eight point six and still keep still keep kicking around, but you have to maintain you gotta you gotta average out to ninety. Yeah, it's gotta usually be the human body is operating temperature is ninety eight point six dugrees fahrenheit. Right, But I go by Kelvin. That means I can have like a sixty sixty three day as long as I get to a one twenty day the next time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean you gotta you gotta diverse. That's math. Yeah, I got you, all right. Uh Okay, So you're saying that that this temperature, the need to measure temperature is a falsehood. Therefore these chips and selves are not doing what they're telling us they're claiming to do exactly because, like I was saying earlier, the way that you know, you can take spam and make that into any kind of meat product thing, you can do that with. You can multitask with devices. So this device that measures our body temperature or you know, that's what it's actually doing is transmitting our location at all times directly to the White House, to Joe Biden's computer. Joe Biden's big booty decks desktop. The he scrolls on. You know, he's got a big old, thick old desktop. Ain't got a hook on it, got a shelf on it is computer has boot up sounds. That is reg you learn. He said a keyboard on top of that thing. The the other piece of information that I'd love to hear your thoughts on. And this is one of the major arguments they have against the suggestion that there are microchips and the fluid that's being injected is that they say that we, for example, four COVID get vials of fiser, let's say that are basically meant to be dedicated. You're already off golf course on fvisor. You're like, no, I'm not here for visor. Yeah, the p is silent whatever. But but there are six to twenty five doses and each of these vials that they're sending, right, which means that you are using separate needles, but you're still injecting into the same like liquid, right, and as you pull from that liquid, there's no way of guaranteeing that you would have a microchip in each dosage just because it's free flowing liquid. Mmm. So if I learned anything in my high school science class. Where they started, it's that, it's that that is where they start. That is where they start to get us. You know trained is that liquids take the form and take the shape of their container. And so if we have you know these you know, I can't pronounce the name. Um. I believe it begins with a P, but the P is silence, so I can't pronounce the rest of it. But if so, you have millions of microchips in this liquid, Who's to say that with every injection we're only getting one microchip. That's not what I believe. I believe we are hundreds, if not hundreds of thousands of aquidships in every dosage. Not at all. No, look, I'm a dog. He's black as convey exactly. It's a real yesad moment. I think of that. That to your thing. Absolutely. So this is fascinating because you're saying that that there are there are hundreds to hundreds of thousands of microchips in each pull. So it doesn't matter if we're not getting all the microchips, and and am I then to believe that that they're just all powering a single connection? That are they like only working one at a time kind of thing. Have you heard of a mesh network? Like like you know, you go to a certain part of your house Wi Fi. We used to just have one Wi Fi I mean not in my house, but we used to people would have Wi Fi router in the house. But like now you need multiple routers in your home to create a mesh network. Nobody's home is that big. No one needs that many routers in their home. So it's the exact same principles that they adopted from this mesh Wi Fi network to put hundreds of thousands of these microchips in our bodies to create a what mesh network in our own human bodies, powered by our kinetic energy from our movement. Which is why they were so much in the rush to get us from staying in the house, out of the house and go back to work. When I thought, I thought this was a pandemic and were supposed to stay at home. But now we're rushed to go to work. I thought we were working from home. What happened there? Now I've got to travel in my car and interact with other people and ping off of them locations with one another. Come on, oh man, you're saying we had to move them little legs to keep the power going. Absolutely exactly because it's kinetic. Boy, where are you with with this? Where I know you were? You were? You felt sold before trying to pick my brain up off the floor. To be quite honest, I mean it's not often somebody comes into your life and they just like, yeah, like so many cylinders that you are familiar on, firing on Hyeah, I do drink V eight brother. You know, I think I need you were an eight head. I'm coming to the door. Come on, man, I know, I know. Oh when I see me, come on, man, my man's beata carroteens. Uh oh well, ye dark, We're gonna take a break from these these O shows. We'll be back with more trips than Jay Winger and more. My mama told me someone get this jigaboo away for me. We are back with the Young King speaking about whether or not it is micro chips inside that flu shot that you all decided to take. I was forced, but you all decided willingly. I was. I was forced to the Sam's Club. Wow, they got you in the sam Club too, The SA's Club. How they how they forced you? What happened. Well, they were just like, well, we could also give you you're getting the booster. We also just knocked the flu out right now. Oh, they hit you with that that slick. You know I love a bundle deal. You know I love a bundle. You know where the Salmon Sam's Club comes from? Right? I know? You know? I I do not know, But boy am I I gotta hear it. First name, uncle, last name samon. Mm hmmm, damn, damn. But they were feeding me the whole time. I had to feel it. But I just needed to hear you saying out loud. You know how you hold out hope that maybe you didn't make the ultimate mistake. M hm, it was right there. It's not his first name's uncle. Should have got a fucking Costco membership. That's what I should have done. I'll tell you about that one at another time. More information cash at me. Here's the last piece of evidence, and I'm cautious to use that word evidence that I'll present to you. They also say that even if you are of the thinking that these these microchips are somehow going into your system and they are needing to re up it every year, they say that this actually isn't even necessary in order for the government to track you. That like tracking has existed for a lot longer than we acknowledge that, through credit card, through our cell phones, through our computers, through all the information we are constantly feeding to a programming around us. There's no need for them to spend oodles and oodles amount of money putting microchips in our bodies. Can take this one. What about the babies? Uh? What about those goddamn babies? God, that's the future. Come on, man, And so, just so I'm clear, you're you're I've tried. It was suggesting that that they're expecting these babies to just be loose from their parents for long enough that they'll need to be tracking them. And there's there's some wild ass babies out there. Just yeah, yeah, just right, and they got time. He's playing cutthroat. Three guys, one table, two men in a baby, I presume it. Yeah, on a chair next to him, Yeah, drinking a gatorade. Yeah. I'll also say this, there are actually people who intentionally are micro chipping themselves and others, but a lot of them are just using it, at least in the iteration that that is the intentional microchips, and they're much larger. They're like the size of a grain of rice, which is thirty three times large, larger than what would fit inside of the vaccine needles. But they say that they're mostly using it for like functional things like accessing your computer, getting in the building without having like keys and shit, paying for things without needing a card. Like that's what their microchips are for. Yeah, yeah, I've seen it. There's a there's a girl on TikTok. She's called the chip Girl. And this is a real thing, just like everything else I've said, but this one is a very real the chip Girl. I believe it's her handle and she can access her home because she's got a smart lock on her front door. She getting like you said, she uses proximity. It's an n it's a near field communicator NFC chip that she has in her hand and she can press that like against the pain, like she's Batman and things. I promise please look it up. And she's doing that. Yeah, that is the future. I mean, you know, first there were bbls and now they're nfcs. I can't wait for someone to marry the two. They got two big old chips in your but just the old, big old chips in them in that butt into every room with your butt cheeks first, just torquing it. Light up with your hands for you gotta gotta back in your body. Start clapping in serie answers, She's like, what do you what do you need? What? What? What? I'm sorry I can't hear you. Yeah, that's um, you know that's very valid from I'm not I'm not gonna lie. I think that has to be the name of this episode, is a clapper in each butt cheek. I think I don't think we have anything better of all the points, Otherwise it's gonna be like a dumb pun like chips ahoy or some shit and chips delicious chip and dale, uh track your body. Well, God, damn it, Tristan. I I I think we we solved this. I think you made You've You've made more than enough points to prove that the science is wrong on this, that that uh, there are are in fact chips in our flu shots, and and we'd be fools to even keep playing around with with Walgreens and what they're offering into our bodies. Yeah. Absolutely, no, You've You've done a lot for the community. I'm not even I'm not even gonna say which community. You know which community? Yeah, you know, you know where we go when we go all I met the one, not the other one. Absolutely, Tristoning. Could you could you tell the people where they can find you on what cool shit you have going on? Uh? Sure, I will tell people where they can quote unquote find me. Nice nice trick. Langston, nice trick. He's always child. I'm a cop man. I'm not even gonna oh my god, he gets nosebleeds too, ask him about that. I heard the echo. However, if you like more of these, um, I won't even say theories. If you like more facts, you can find me on Twitter at Tristan J. Winger. Same thing on Instagram at Tristan J. Winger. However, I only use my Instagram platform for promoting the series that I'm on, So help me Tie on CBS Thursdays at nine pm. We've already recorded it, so you won't be able to actually find me there. But that that's it's a prerecorded show. It's a television show. It's not live. It's good that you clarify. The listeners don't always they don't they don't know they're not. Yeah. You know, there are shows that are taped in front of a live studio audience. This is not one of them. Yeah, nobody's gonna nobody's gonna say whoa when Tristing comes on the steps. Oh here good So today, you know, that's what they had to cut out and they edit and somebody be like, oh, oh, Winslow got a haircut, those sides are lowered and he got on the same shirt. What a beautiful time the nineties word. But we could just appreciate a motherfucker for like looking different than he did in the last episode. I love it that way. Fucking Eddie Winslow would come down in a different wife beater and we'd be like, yeah, damn orange, it must be thirsty. He go down in a white beater and the fucking vest. Yeah, like all right, I guess that's the outfit. And we're we were We're okay. Yeah, Hey dad, I'm going on the date. Wait a minute, hold on it. Oh damn you called them at all all the time. Boy, you want to tell the people where they can find you? Cool? I jokes eighty seven on Instagram. All my days would be up there. I'm getting a new website, so we'll get it together. Hell yeah, hold out for that new website and always you can follow me at Langston Kerman on Instagram and April fifteenth, come to the Mic Drop in San Diego. In April twenty eighth and twenty nine, you can come to h the Comedy Attic in Bloomington. I would love to see you at either. And as always, if you want to send us your own conspiracy theories, your own drops, If you want to write us about how irresponsible we are for letting this this brilliant mind spit hard important facts at your heads, you can send all of that to my Mama pod at gmail dot com. Otherwise, that's it, bye, bitch. Stay off the damn we dup because I'm thees My crop chips in your NAEs o Koala bears are racist. The ostal layers hosting the money versions in many Turkey stuff I can't tell me