Langston and David answer a listener's email about knowing which biracial parent is Black based off their booty.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about knowing which biracial parent is Black based off their booty.

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

My Momma Told Me

Biracial Booty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about the Chase bank glitch.

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods! 

DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon

CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins

HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room)

ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about the Chase bank glitch.
**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**
WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - <a href="https://www.unionstage.com/shows/my-momma-told-me-miracle-theatre/">The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods</a>! 
DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - <a href="https://www.majesticdetroit.com/event/13772713/my-momma-told-me/">The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon</a>
CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - <a href="https://thedentheatre.com/performances/2024/10/13/my-momma-told-me-podcast-the-den-theatre-comedy-club">The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins</a>
HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room)
ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery
HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group
AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company
DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory
BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House
SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory
PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club
SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club
PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club
Tickets can be purchased at <a href="https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod">My Momma Told Me's Linktree</a>
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940">NETFLIX</a>
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie">PATREON</a>
INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/" data-ogsc="">https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/</a>
YOUTUBE: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg" data-ogsc="">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg</a>
TIKTOK: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en" data-ogsc="">https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en</a>
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit <a href="https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/">https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/</a>
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Sashay Cache: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/ac7e1fc3-439b-4045-b8dd-b1f700587dd6/transcript

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles A Like! We are re-releasing this episode of My Momma Told Me, predicting the current media circus around Diddy. We had such a great time with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams. Let's run it back - bye, b*tch! 

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Is Diddy turning our hip-hop heroes into sex slaves? Langston and David discuss with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams (Fraudsters on Last Podcast Network) about this popular Internet conspiracy theory. Talks of the queer spectrum, Clive Davis rumors, and just eccentric millionaires doing the absolute most. We all remember Diddy dressing up as the Joker and starting public fights. Is this a cry for help? Or is it Diddy just being Diddy.

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**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods! 

DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic

CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den

HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room)

ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles A Like! We are re-releasing this episode of My Momma Told Me, predicting the current media circus around Diddy. We had such a great time with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams. Let's run it back - bye, b*tch! 
--
Is Diddy turning our hip-hop heroes into sex slaves? Langston and David discuss with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams (Fraudsters on Last Podcast Network) about this popular Internet conspiracy theory. Talks of the queer spectrum, Clive Davis rumors, and just eccentric millionaires doing the absolute most. We all remember Diddy dressing up as the Joker and starting public fights. Is this a cry for help? Or is it Diddy just being Diddy.
--
**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**
WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - <a href="https://www.unionstage.com/shows/my-momma-told-me-miracle-theatre/">The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods</a>! 
DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic
CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den
HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room)
ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery
HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group
AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company
DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory
BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House
SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory
PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club
SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club
PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club
Tickets can be purchased at <a href="https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod">My Momma Told Me's Linktree</a>
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940">NETFLIX</a>
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie">PATREON</a>
INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/" data-ogsc="">https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/</a>
YOUTUBE: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg" data-ogsc="">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg</a>
TIKTOK: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en" data-ogsc="">https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en</a>
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Run It Back: Diddy Edition! Puff Puff Pass That Ass (Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams)

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/5132ac20-79c1-4ee1-a164-b1f500575a2c/transcript

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Black women shaving their legs. 

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods! 

DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic

CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den

HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room)

ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Black women shaving their legs. 
**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**
WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - <a href="https://www.unionstage.com/shows/my-momma-told-me-miracle-theatre/">The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods</a>! 
DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic
CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den
HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room)
ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery
HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group
AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company
DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory
BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House
SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory
PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club
SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club
PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club
Tickets can be purchased at <a href="https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod">My Momma Told Me's Linktree</a>
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940">NETFLIX</a>
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie">PATREON</a>
INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/" data-ogsc="">https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/</a>
YOUTUBE: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg" data-ogsc="">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg</a>
TIKTOK: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en" data-ogsc="">https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en</a>
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit <a href="https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/">https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/</a>
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en">@langstonkerman</a>
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en">@coolguyjokes87</a>

Do The Hairy Leg: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/ea44aa57-d8ed-4f34-acd8-b1f0005d5ae6/transcript

Biracial Booty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

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