The Morning X with Nick and Dick – Yep That’s Still The Name Of The Show

Nick had a double dose of Dear Redacted for this week, we’re Burning X about how much is too much to spend on tattoos, and how the real winner of the Golden Bachelor was apparently people who get off on gassy GILFs.

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - The Cybertruck Is Here... Kinda

Nick and Emily discuss how right now is the perfect time to go Christmas shopping, how Tesla's cybertruck is technically finally here, and why Nick doesn't respect a little kid's quest to change the nerd emoji.

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - Is Taylor Swift Responsible For Racist Chiefs Fans?

We discuss whether candles are a good Christmas gift for moms, whether Lethal Weapon is a Christmas movie, and if it's Taylor Swift's job to fix racist Kansas City Chiefs fans.

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - What To Do With Porch Pirate Neighbors?

No Dick just Nick today, he discusses whether it's insulting to Dolly Parton to call her the new Betty White, whether your neighbors are porch pirates when Amazon delivers your protein cookies to their porch, and even some Don't Nick My News.

Best Of The Morning X with Nick and Dick - The Waterloo Media Parking Lot Pooper

We remember trying to figure out who is pooping in our parking lot, Jason discovering his girlfriend's kid is hoarding trash in his room, and when Jason wanted Nick to #&@# his mom. 

The Morning X with Nick and Dick – Refuses To Finish The Job Guy

We discuss how Jason is surrounded by people who seemingly don’t want to do their jobs anymore, an early round of Joke Court, and the dumbest thing Jason’s ever heard Nick say.

The Morning X with Nick and Dick –Uncle Clyde’s Sausage

We discuss whether Nick can bring sausage to Thanksgiving even though his Uncle Clyde has clearly establish that’s his territory, Travis Kelce saying Taylor Swift told him how lucky he was to be getting a shot with her, and a round of TP the Box Office for Tom Segura tickets.

The Morning X with Nick and Dick – Where Did It All Go Wrong For You?

We discuss whether Jason’s family will be upset if he plays golf before Thanksgiving morning, the acceptability of giving a 15 year-old a “groin-hair trimmer” for Christmas, and how great Nick’s life would have been if he just touched Lisa Clark’s boob back in high school.

Jason's 2024 Longhorn City Limits Lineup

The Morning X with Nick and Dick - Curse You Num Lock!

We discuss why Nick is angry at whoever invented the num lock on a keyboard, Joke Court, and Dennis De La Pena calls us entitled Longhorn fans.